Ximik: YO PEOPLES!
Tobi (Naruto): I'm here! Can you ask Zetsu-san if I'm in Akatsuki now?
Ximik: -.-" No, Tobi. You're in the wrong show. In fact, this fic is for video games...-.-"
Tobi: Oh, I get it...(Leaves)
Itaxchi: PARLEY!
Kaxaks: (Looks weirdly at Itaxchi)
Itaxchi: What? Luxord is cool! Like the Canadians!
Ximik: Uhh, anyways...don't forget to review me after! NO FLAMING!
Kaxaks: Disclaimer! Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Organization XIII, Oscar Mayer Weenies, or anything else!
Chapter 10: Fun With the British Man
--The World That Never Was, Luxord's room...obviously playing poker...-.-" --
Luxord: WHAT? How can I lose to...to...YOU? (Looks at a cardboard Luxord across the table)
Cardboard Luxord: (Falls down the chair)
Luxord: Fine! DON'T talk to me! (Sees a paper appear on the table) Hn? Well, what in blazes is this? (Reads the paper)
"Dear french dude--I mean, British dude Luxord,
There's a poker tournament in the Room That Never Was Here! Go there, or I'll rip your cards!
-Ximik"
Luxord: (In a stupid voice) Poker tournament? Ooooohhhh booooooooyyyyyyyy! (Telports merrily to the Room...of DOOM!)
--The Room That Never Was Here...--
Luxord: Ooohhh booooooooooyyyyyyy! (Skips to the chair of DOOM and sits down)
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...
"Is the tournament starting now?"
Luxord...when no one's looking, he likes to strip his clothes off.
"Why, how very rude of you!"
I'm gonna turn around and NOT look at Luxord! (Turns around)
Luxord: 'I feel hot in here...' (Starts taking his shirt off)
(Turns to Luxord) AHA!
"I'm not stripping! It's just that...
It's getting hot in here!
So take off all your clothes!
I am getting too hot!
I'm gonna take my clothes off!--"
Hell no! No stripping British people in here!
"Aww, fish and chips...-.-"
Luxord...pees on the toilet all day, just to pass the time!
Luxord: (In a British accent) Well, I say dear, that is the most RUDE thingto say!
Shut up with the British accent...-.-' I do have videos of you peeing!
"Eeewww...you're disgusting."
What? It's just to prove on how you pee! (Plays tape)
--Luxord in the bathroom...--
Luxord: (Peeing) (The song is sung like "I've Been Working On the Railroad"):
Oh, I've been peeing on the toilet!
All the live long day!
I've been peeing on the toilet,
Just to pass the time away!
--O.o" Uhh, end of video...--
O.o"
Everyone else: O.o"
Laxaeus (In the audience): BRAVO! BRAVO! I just LOVE that uniqueness of urinating! I find it VERY unique!
GASP! Laxaeus said THREE big words! I think that'll be too much for Laxaeus to handle! It's a sign of the apocalypse!
Suddenly, the apocalypse came. Everything was falling into ruins. The walls exploded! The audience ran in terror and fear! EVERYBODY RUN!
Laxaeus: (Sitting stupidly on the floor) Duhhh...what happened to Room of Doom?
--And everything came back to normal.
Phew! If Laxaeus hadn't said something stupid, we'd all be dead. Anyways...
Luxord...likes playing strip poker with the other guys for a reason...
"What? I should tell you that I am absolutely not gay, especially to play strip pokerwith other men just to see them naked!"
Why do you always play strip poker, huh?
"Uhh, because...it's...duhhhhh..." (Drools and falls on te floor)
Hey! Luxord? (Pokes Luxord on the floor) What the--! This is carboard!
The REAL Luxord: Hello there, chap. I just came back from the dunny!
Isn't dunny the bathroom? And dunny is what Australians call it. You're British.
"I know. My cardboard took place while I was gone!" (Sits on the chair of DOOM)
Ok...if it's talking cardboard, then isn't it some shadow clone jutsu or something? Whatever.
Luxord...is Mexican.
Que? No hablas Englis! (-What? I don't speak English!-) (Hides a sombrerro behind his back)
AHA! You British-faking liar! Quick! Take off your false Mexican mustache! (Rips Luxord's fake Mexican Mustache)
"ITAI!" (-Jappanese for "OUCH!" or "OWW!" or anything like that-)
-.-" ...now you're Japanese...? Weirdo...
Luxord...has a first name! It's O-S-C-A-R!
"I am NOT Oscar Luxord!"
Ok, then! You're Luxord Oscar!
"You meanie!" (Runs off and cries)
O.o" Uhh...maybe that ends our clothes-stripping, all-day-peeing, gay, perverted strip poker-playing, British-faking liar, Mexican, Japanese...OSCAR LUXORD! Or another way to put it...LUXORD OSCAR (Mayer Weenie!)!
--Somewhere far...--
Cardboard Luxord: WWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Runs and crashes into Xemnas) OUCHIES!
Xemnas: Luxord? What are you doing?
Cardboard Luxord: (Pulls Xemnas' pants down and runs away)
Xemnas: HEY! GET BACK HERE! (Runs with his pants down, but trips and falls)
Real Luxord: Hello Xemnas, old chap!
Xemnas: GAH! (Pulls pants up)
Luxord: What were you doing, old chap?
Xemnas: Nothing! Did you see my underwear?
Luxord: No, Xemnas.
Xemnas: Did you want to? (Gets ready to pull down his pants)
Luxord: No. Did you see a crazy cardboard running around?
Cardboard Luxord: (Appears out of the floor) Here I am! (Explodes) KABOOOSSHH!
Luxord: He exploded! Aww, fish and chips!
Ninjas in the back: WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--KABOOOSSSHHH! (Explodes into tiny shurikens)
Chapter End!
Ximik: Ok now! Chapter Luxord is done! YAY! Now next up is Marluxia! (Insert evil laugh here)
Itaxchi: Yeah...I hope Kisame doesn't pop out again.
Kisame: Here I--ITAI! (Got punched by Itaxchi)That hurt even more!
My friend Sakai, who thinks Kisame's creepy: Poo-poo head : P
Ximik: Come to think of it, Kisame's face looks a little creepy...
Kaxaks: A little?
Ximik: Anyways, don't forget to review! I'd really appreciate it! NO FLAMING, PEOPLES! And next is still gonna be Marly's chapter! YOSH! (Does the victory sign)