Episode Six: Inu gets a makeover
InuYasha was huddled in a corner of Kagome's room like a scared little child as Kagome approached him brandishing a small box.
"No, please no… I beg of you… spare me…" he pleaded with her. Kagome made clicking noises with her tongue and shook her head.
"InuYasha! I can let you go around looking like that. Your nails are ATROCIOUS" she kneeling beside him.
She flung open the box to reveal a nail care kit which contained files, clippers, decals, glitter, and plenty of different colours of varnish. Seizing his hand as she pulled out a nail file from the box she said,
"If you want to kill anything with these you're going to have to keep them in much better shape" she began to grind at the edges of his claws with the nail file.
"So? What the hell do I care?" he said trying to pull his hand away. Kagome continued like she didn't hear him (she probably didn't).
"I mean honestly, the way you slice trees and stuff- you're constantly giving yourself hangnails, and they look SO foul!" she said finishing with the file and pulling out a buffing sponge. She rubbed away at his claws and made them all shiny. InuYasha became bored; if he tried to run she'd only say sit, so he eventually fell asleep.
Later Sota found him sleeping while sneaking in to Kagome's room to steal her diary. Kagome was sitting on her bed and she glared at him as he entered her room. He smiled guiltily and walked over to InuYasha.
"Don't wake him!" hissed Kagome "I'm waiting for him to wake up!" she said holding a camera. Sota went over to her bed and sat next to her.
Sota looked at InuYasha and giggled. On InuYasha's feet were a pair of pink stilettos. But it got worse. Inside the stilettos was a pair of feet that had purple nail varnish on the nails. his claws on his hands had been painted with the same colour. The rest of his body had been stuffed in to a pair of sexy black panties and a black padded bra which was covered by a VERY see through white dress. He awoke suddenly and stood up.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Click!