Ximik: Hey-llo! I'm REALLY sorry it took a while to update!

Itaxchi: Wassup wasabi!

Ximik: Nuthin' much! And...this is Marluxia's chapter! YAAAAYYY! (Blows a party horn)

Kaxaks: GASP! I almost forgot! He still has more Pocky in his room! (Runs to his room)

Ximik: Anyways, please review after! I'll give you people Pocky! NO FLAMING!

Itaxchi: And for the disclaimer; Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Organization XIII, or anything else!

Kaxaks: Hey! This Pocky is good! (Runs away with Pocky in her mouth)

Marluxia: That's MY stash of Pocky! (Chases)

Chapter 11: Poopin' is Gay

Marluxia: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! So pretty and witty and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy! (Watering his secret flower garden)

A random squirrel: (Appears behind a flower)

Marluxia: Aww! Look at the little cute--AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEEE! (Tries taking the attacking squirrel off his face)

Squirrel: SQUEAK! (Gives Marluxia a piece of paper)

Marluxia: (Who is VERY injured on the face!) Hn?

"Dear Marluxia,

...I suggest you run now.

--Ximik"

Marluxia: Run? (Looks at the squirrel) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs)

Squirrel: SQUEAK! (Chases)

So then Marluxia ran all the way...to the Room That Never Was Here...where that VOICE resides...

Marluxia: So...tired. It stopped chasing me. I might as well sit down. (Sits on the chair of DOOM)

Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...

"Who's...that?"

Marluxia...watches Barbie movies...

"What? I do not! I hate that show! The Bratz show is the way to go!"

Dude! Bratz is gayest show I've ever heard of! I mean...little Barbie doll wannabes in a show! How GAY can that GAY show be? (Sorry for whoever-likes Bratz here. Just my own opinion.)

"Well, I also watch Naruto! My favorite is Sakura cuz of her pink hair!"

Well, Marluxia...that's not even the point!

"B-but...your talking about shows...!"

Naruto's too cool to be spoken with Bratz in the same subject!

Anyways...Marluxia...he's actually a woman with a deep voice...

"I'm no woman. I'm a man!" (Rips his shirt off to reveal...PINK CHEST HAIRS!)

Eeewwwwww...

Marluxia fangirls go wild, as some had massive nosebleeds. (Ximik: Please don't hurt me, Marluxia's fangirls!)

Uhhh...I guess we'll have a commercial break!

Marluxia: (Walks out of the room without his shirt on)

Jack: Hello people! Tired of living? Those Sunday brunches got you down? ...Well I can fix all your problems with this big whos-a-whats-it thingy! (Holds out Saix's Claymore) Side effects are missing limbs, hair loss, and not living anymore! (Laughs like the insane nut case he is)

Saix: (Watching his TV) HEY! THAT'S MY CLAYMORE! (Starts getting into berserk mode)

Ximik: (Smacks Saix with the Claymore) Hey! The side effects are really not living anymore! I'll buy it!

Jack: That'll be 5 munny!

Ximik: (Gets munny from her pocket) I've only got 7.

Jack: Done! (Gets munny)

Ximik: Ximik, I am one SMART shopper!

Saix: (Dead) X.X

Axel: I'm bored...

Roxas: Me too.

Demyx: Hey! I know what we can do!

Axel: What?

Demyx: Let's play...Pass the Exploding Pie of Who-Knows-Whats-In-There!

Larxene: (Out of nowhere) How do you play that?

Demyx: It's easy! Just pass the pie untill the music stops. And the person that has it after loses!

Axel: Cool. Let's play.

Axel, Roxas Larxene,Demyx and Xigbar, who appeared out of nowhere, play untill the music stops at Xigbar.

Xigbar: What the--! AS IF! (Gets exploded in the face) EEWWW! This stuff is crap!

Marluxia: I wanna see that pie!

Demyx: Here you go Marly! (Gives him the pie)

Marluxia: (Gets poo all over his face) WHAT THE HELL? THIS STUFF IS SHIT! LITERALLY!

Everyone: (Laughs at Marly)

And we're back!

Marluxia: (Walks in with his face covered in poo)

Dude, Marly...what happened to you?

Marluxia: Don't call me that. And it was your stupid commercial.

It's not stupid! I paid Xemnas 1 munny so he would force you guys to do a commercial for me! It's clearly business.

Marluxia: Whatever...(Sits on the DOOM chair)

Anyways...Marluxia...the reason his face is covered in poo is cuz he just made out with the toilet. And it was filled with all this "chocolate Pocky"!

"Not true! It was your stupid commercial!"

(Throws a tomato at his face)

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

I just did cuz I felt like it.

Marluxia...once married Kisame Hoshigaki! The blue shark/fish dude from Naruto!

"Who's he?"

Suddenly, a blue skinned and blue haired fish/shark-man came in the Room. He wore a black cloak with little red clouds on it. Yup. He's Kisame.

Kisame: Where have you been, Marly-kun? I've been looking all over for you! We have to get our 2nd wedding ready! Come on! Let's go! (Pulls on Mar's ear)

Marluxia: OWW! Lemme go! I don't know you! I don't know you at all! Lemme go! (Struggles his way free, but fails)

Noooooooo! Dammit, Kisame! I'm not done with him yet! I only insulted him like 4 times! Or I'll eat this fish! (Hold out a fish)

Kisame: GASP! You wouldn't DARE eat my cousin Fred!

He's your cousin? Ah, oh well! (Is about to put it in her mouth)

Kisame: Nooooooooo! OK! Here! Take back this...this manlady! (Throws Marly into a wall and runs away) RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

O.O" Is that even Kisame Hoshigaki? Anyways, welcome back Marly!

Marluxia: -.-"

Marluxia...is actually Lupin the 3rd...NO WAIT! He's his evil twin bro, Poopin' the Turd!

"Neva insult Lupin!"

Of course I won't. This is where I make fun of YOU: P

-.-"

Tarzan: (Out of nowhere) AUUUUUUUAIEAIEAAAUUUUUUUUUU! (Grabs Marly) VICTORY SCREECH! AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIE! (Runs off with Marly)

Marluxia: No wait! Lemme go! You smell like THOOOOOONNGGGSSSS! (Goes off with Tarzan)

O.O" Uhh...that ends our Barbie mocie-watchin', deep-voiced woman, poopoo-kissin', Kisame Hoshigaki-marrying, and gay...POOPIN' THE TURD!

Marluxia: (From far, far away) I'M NOT POOPIN'!

Hahah! It sounds like you said you're not pooping! (Throws a tomato at him from far, far away)

Marluxia: OWW!

Haha : P

Chapter End!

Ximik: And again, sorry it took long to update. Gomen! (Bows head)

Kisame: (Pops out of a box) Hello.

Ximik: GASP! I almost forgot Kisame! Hey, Kisame! It's time for your daily ball kicking! (Lol)

Kisame: NEVEEERRR! I MUST PROTECT MY PRETTY BLUE BALLS! (Runs away)

Kaxaks: Eeww...(Munching on stolen Pocky from Marly)

Itaxchi: I think you need a new plumber for this...

Ximik: Uhh...sure Itaxchi. You're hired if you want. And Kisame's balls are NOT pretty people! Trust me, I've seen it. It's BIG, and BLUE! (Lol again) Anyways,next chappie is Larxene! Sonicchica, I need ideas for you're character. Laterz! (Chases Kisame) I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!