A/N: This is something fun, and somewhat funny and entertaining. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Harry Potter brand.
ACT ONE:
AT RISE: HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and DRACO are in a broom closet.
Harry: Why are we here?
Ron: Because Whisper's Song, Tastetherain, and UntamedSpirit, were trapped in their first period classrooms for four hours for a writing assignment, and Whisper's Song wants to take her anger out on us. So we're trapped in a broom closet.
Harry: Fun.
Ron: She could, you know, hit a wall or something instead...
Hermione: No, because Whisper's Song is a lady and ladies don't hit walls.
Draco: What about kicking a wall?
EVERYONE rolls eyes.
Ron: She's writing this in the hopes that it's funny.
Draco: Well of course it isn't. She can't be funny unless she's really into the writing. She can't come up with funny stuff on the spot.
Hermione: Yea, yet she still tries to be, it's really quite sad.
Harry: How do you guys know about her and I don't know ANYTHING about her?
Ron: Uh, hello? Mate, she's got 10 stories about us up. All you gotta do is break into Mione's computer.
Hermione: YOU BROKE INTO MY COMPUTER!
Ron: Uh...of course not!
Draco: What is a computer?
Hermione: Shut up.
Draco: So this chick, Whisper's Song, she doesn't like the whole writing assignment...how canshe write about us if she can't take a assignment?
Harry: Uh, the prompt was hard?
Hermione: Exactly.
ALL GATHER AROUND MIONE'S LAPTOP ON FF SITE.
Ron: But her telling about our lives...
Draco: Can we say stalker?
Hermione: Actually she isn't in this world, it's in her mind and she isn't on this plane so techically since she isn't in this world, she's not stalking us.
Harry: Did you get that?
Ron and Draco: Nope.
Profile for Whisper's Song pops up.
Harry: So is this Whisper's Song?
Hermione: I suppose, her profile doesn't give much...an email address and that's all...
Ron: You mean we can email her?
Draco: What's email?
Hermione: Stop asking dumb questions Malfoy. But an email sounds good...
Ron: We can bash her!
Hermione: We will do nothing of the sort, we will tell her not to write about us anymore.
Harry: Yes!
Ron: But one of her stories has 95 reviews...it would break her heart to stop it before 100 reviews...But in some of them I'm the bad guy..so email away!
Draco: Could some one please tell me about this person?
Ron: If you must know, she's a girl.
Draco: I figured that out, she writes about how sexy I am.
HARRY looks like wanting to hurl.
Hermione: Actually, she just pairs you with me because it's the whole opposites thing. But she bashes you in some of the chapters! That's brownie points in my book!
Draco: WHAT? She dares to bash ME?
HARRY LEANS IN AND READS
Harry: That's pretty good! Oh, and hey I'm flirting with a princess. YES!
HARRY throws fist in the air and "accidently" hits DRACO.
Draco: HOLY SH-
Hermione: Don't finish that sentence.
DRACO glares at HERMIONE.
Harry: So why would put they put them in a room for 4 hours for a single writing assignment...
Ron: Because she had to write 5 paragraphs. And they have to have at least8 sentences, and they have to be mature sounding sentences...
DRACO raises eyebrow.
Draco: Mature?
Hermione: Gutter. Get out of it.
Ron: Writing mature paragraphs when you usually write teen stories, isn't that easy. She writes drama, dark drama. Not papers.
Harry: Why would anyone want to write about dark stuff?
Ron: You ask her.
Hermione: Boys, she wants to write dark fics because she wants it to be real. The world isn't perfect, and she wants to express that.
Draco: Death...of yea, I'll really want to read that.
Ron: But she is pretty...I will say that...
Hermione: Hey! Your MY boyfriend!
Harry and Draco: Your going out?
RON smacks self over the head.
Ron: Nice going Mione.
Hermione: I was provoked! Whisper's Song just put us together by surprise at the moment, I had no choice! She controls us!
Draco: Like this is a real surprise.
Harry: He does have a point. Everyone was saying that you two should go out.
Ron: Really?
Draco: Uh, yea. Wait a minute, am I having a comversation with you nit wits? Oh Lord, I HAVE been in this closet too long.
Harry: How do we get out?
Ron: Uh...
Hermione: You mean you don't have the key?
Draco: Looks like he doesn't.
Hermione: RON! I TOLD YOU TO BRING THE KEY!
Harry: She did mate, remember this was a trick for Malfoy.
Draco: WHAT? Wait, how is that possible?
Ron: Because Whisper's Song had just added it to the storyline.
Draco: We're in a story?
Harry: Gee, Malfoy, good one!
HARRY rolls eyes.
Hermione: So we're locked in here?
Harry: According to Whisper's Song at the moment.
Ron: This is gonna suck.
I just wanted to bash my writing test and write something fun. I tried to make it funny..but I TRIED remember? I hope it was somewhat entertaining! I dunno if I'm gonna write a sequel or anything...
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