Episode Seven: Inu's Maintenance Secrets I

Velvet: Here we go, Episode Eight…

Billy- (runs on to the set and whispers in Velvet's ear)

V- What? Oh… Yes- I realize I am a moron… OH SHUT UP!

B- (runs off screen)

V- I Have just been informed (by Billy, see my profile to find out who the hell Billy is) that This is not Episode Eight, But SEVEN, I hope you have all enjoyed the past six chapters and I assure you, there are more (I know because they are written and on my hard-drive waiting for reviews to release them) No reviews No Ep's!

SO GET R&RING!

On With The Episode…

-Puff puff puff-

"Oh no! He's still coming!"

-Puff puff puff-

"GET BACK HERE!"

"EEK! KAGOOOMEEE! INUYASHA'S CHASING MEEEE!" shrieked Shippo running for his life- because InuYasha was indeed chasing him.

"GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE TWERP!" shouted InuYasha zooming after the escaping Shippo. Kagome was sitting in the middle of a clearing watching them both run circles around her. She looked at them quizzically.

"Uh, InuYasha…" Kagome said slowly

"What?" he retorted viciously as he took a swipe at Shippo.

"Why ARE you chasing Shippo anyway?" she questioned as Shippo dived in to her arms for safety. InuYasha stopped.

"He… took something that belongs to me- I mean it doesn't belong to me I was keeping it for uh… a friend!" said InuYasha fiddling with his claws guiltily.

"LIAR!" shouted Shippo "This is YOURS and you were stroking your HAIR with it when I found you InuYasha!"

"Using what?" said Kagome quite confused.

"This!" said Shippo whipping out a pink toothed something but before Kagome could get a look at it InuYasha snatched it away from Shippo.

"Ha! Got it!" said InuYasha

"Sit Boy!"

"Ow! What the fucking hell was that for?" said InuYasha lying sprawled on the ground as Kagome picked up the thing he had stolen back from Shippo.

"InuYasha… Mind explaining this?" she said waving the thing in his face. When he didn't answer, she continued "This has been missing for QUITE a while from my bedroom InuYasha"

"What is it? I don't know what it is- it just looked un-InuYasha-ish" said Shippo giggling. Kagome examined the item then hit InuYasha over the head with it

"THIS IS MY HAIR COMB!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. InuYasha glared and rubbed his head where he had been hit.

"HEY! I found it on the ground! At least I don't write love letters to some 'Hobo' people and not send them!" InuYasha yelled. Shippo looked confused.

"That 'Hojo' you moron and LIAR! You stole it from my drawers in my room right underneath my…" Kagome stopped then her eyes widened in anger and shock "YOU BASTARD! YOU READ MY DIARY!"

"So that's what that little pile of paper was…"

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU INUYASHA!"

"Yeah? Well my hair's soft and shiny and yours ISN'T"

"SIT BOY!"

"Augh!"