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A/N: Ok so this is where the real story starts. Hope you enjoy it!

So there I was looking at that evil list and particularly looking at number one which I had to do that day.

"1. Dance around the Great Hall at lunchtime in nothing but your underwear screaming 'I am a big ugly flobberworm!'"

I couldn't believe that this was coming from Lily. Our goody good little Lily flower that never did wrong suddenly turned into an evil mastermind like the marauders! I was sitting in the common room thinking of what to do. Finally I came to one final conclusion: If I wanted Lily I had to do this. I went upstairs to our dormitory and woke Sirius up. He woke up and started to swear at me but he was so tired that his speech was very slurred and I only managed to hear "Why the hell did you wake me up?" and, "It's 9 o'fucking clock!"

When finally Sirius got a little more awake he actually heard what I was telling him and burst into laughter.

"You were the one that wanted her man!" he said with a huge smile on his face, "I can't believe you actually agreed to this. Now you'll never get her." When I looked at him with a confused face his face turned into a shocked one, "You're not actually considering doing this are you? James think about this, do you really love her that much?"

"Yah I do."

"Fine," said Sirius after an agonizingly long time, "Let's just plan it out so that you won't become a complete outcast." Unfortunately after three hours of planning that proved almost impossible. We headed out of the common room, stoned faced and moving slower than and actual flobberworm, to the great hall.

When we got there we saw the whole school in front of us like we had never send it before. Sirius stepped away to the Gryffindor table with a final look of "It was good knowing you" and wished James good luck.

I was frozen in place. Now the whole school was staring. I looked at Lily over at the Gryffindor table; she had a huge smile on her face. With one last deep breath I jumped into the center of the great hall and started screaming, "I am a big ugly flobberworm!" until my voice was absolutely vanished. Then I ran upstairs wanting to cry in embarrassment but not showing it. When I got to the bathroom I started vomiting like there was no tomorrow. Right then I knew this was going to be the worst ten days of my life.

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