Ximik: Hello, peoples! Today, we have a special guest! Her name is Sonicchica!
Sonicchica: Heya! Hey, where's Larxene?
Ximik: Probably somewhere in the Orgy XIII's castle. Well...let's start this chapter already! But just remember to review after! Sonicchica, do the disclaimer please?
Sonicchica: Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Organization XIII, Capital One commercials, or anything else!
Kaxaks: POCKY! (Attacks Larxene)
Larxene: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE! (Runs away from Kaxaks)
Itaxchi: ... (Secretly eating Kaxaks' stolen Pocky)
Chapter 12: An Angry Electric Ant Lady
--Xemnas' Office...--
Xemnas: Larxene! We are running out of power for this castle! WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOU'RE JOB?
Larxene: I'm not a slave, you know : P
Xemnas: Well, I'm your superior, and you must do as I say! Nya : P
Larxene: ...crap.
Xemnas: Oh, and Ximik gave this to me. She told me to give it to you. (Hands her a piece of paper)
Larxene: Hn?
"Larxene, you antennae lady!
Go to the Room That Never Was Here! And there's also someone there to see you.
--Ximik...:P"
Larxene: What the hell? Ah, whatever... (Telports)
Xemnas: ...(Continues playing with his Barbies) ...I love you Barbie! Oh, no! The ship is going dooooooowwwwwnnn! Tell Ken...that...I always secretly looked at his porn...(One of his Barbie dolls explode)
--The Room That Never Was Here...--
Larxene: Hello...? Oh, heya Sonicchica! Where am I?
Sonicchica: Uhh, somewhere. Have a seat! (Shows Larxene the chair...of DOOM!)
Larxene: (Sits on the chair)
Know your stars...know your stars...or in this case, know your ants...know your ants...
"Who's there?"
Larxene...she's the only reason the castle ever has power and electricity in it.
"NO I'M NOT! DO YOU SEE ANY SOURCE OF ELECTRICITY?"
Actually, yes. Number one, your element is lightning. Number two, that source probably goes from your antennae! Baka : P
Luxord: (Out of nowhere) Then, let's make bets!
Ximik and Sonicchica: NO!
Security!
Then, Ximik's security of minjas (which is midget ninjas) take Luxord out of the Room. And what did they do after? They assassinated him. But Ximik didin't allow it, cuz Luxord's too British to be killed. So the British man Luxord lives on!
Where were we? Oh, yeah! Larxene...she is the disciple of her Master Pikachu.
"DO NOT INSULT MY PET MOUSE!"
Whoa. You have a pet Pikachu? I've no idea!
Sonicchica: A-HA! Larxene, you lied to me!
Larxene: ...-.-
Haha. Larxene...you even lied to your friend here. (Turns to Sonicchica) Hey, is she your friend?
Sonichicca: Uh, yeah.
Anyways...Larxene...Laxaeus went pee pee on her head before to make her hair yellow!
"MY HAIR IS NATURAL! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
Nah! It's too yellow for it to be natural hair. Don'tcha think, Sonicchica?
Sonichicca: The hair looks suspicious...
Suddenly, Laxaeus comes in out of nowhere.
Laxaeus: ME GO PEE PEE NOW! (Runs to Larxene)
O.O Whoa. I think I'm right...
Larxene: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK! (Throws her kunai knife at him)
Laxaeus: (Stupidly gets hit) Yippee! That hurt! Me go take this for helping Barney and friends! (Leaves)
Hey, Laxaeus! Make sure the kunai goes into their bodies, okay? Hmm, where was I?
Hmm, ok. Larxene...she likes touching people's tralala! Oh! I mean their ding ding dongs!
Sonichicca: ...(Backs away from Larxene)
Larxene: I do NOT! That is just nasty!
Do not deny it, Larxene! It's their ding ding dongs!
"Eeww..."
(Plays the Ding Ding Dong song, by, Gunther)
"Oohh!
You touch my tralala.
Oohh!
My ding ding dong.
(And the rest is all like that...)"
Larxene: O.O"
Sonichicca: It sounds like Saix is singing. Is he?
Yep! (Pulls a curtain to reveal...SAIX WITH A MICROPHONE!)
Everyone: O.O"
Saix: Uhh...I can explain...?
ANYWAYS! I think it's time for a commercial break!
Sonichicca: Are you tired of being tired? Bored of being bored?
A dude: Yup.
Sonichicca: What you need is Thing-a-mabob!
Dude: What?
Some Viking guy from CapitalOne commercials: Thing-a-mabob!
Sonichicca:You can do anything with it! Even call it Bob!
Viking: Hi.
Sonichicca: You can play DDR with it.
Viking: (Playing DDR)Too many arrows!
DDR: LOSER! YOU SUCK!
Viking: ROAR! (Destroys T.V. with the whos-a-whats-it thingy.)
Saix: Hey that's my Claymore!
Sonichicca: And you can use it to stop a freakish antenna head ant girl to stop chasing you!
Axel: I'll buy one!
Viking: Hey! You do you have a Capitol One Card?
Axel: Um... No.
Viking: We found a victim!
A lot of Vikings appears out of nowhere.
Axel: Uh-oh.
Viking: GET HIM! (Chases Axel)
Axel: First Larxene and now Vikings? What next? (Runs away)
Dude: What's in your wallet?
Welcome back!
Axel: In your face Larxene! I just bought an ant repellant!
Larxene: What...did you say? (Glares at him)
Axel: Don't bother hitting me. I just bought aThing-a-mabob and it's even good for keeping ant girls from chasing you. (Takes out a Claymore)
Just make sure Saix doesn't know that you have that.
Sonichicca: Hey.Axel makes our 1,425,625 customer who bought a Thing-a-mabob!
Larxene: WHAT? (Is about to get off her seat)
Whoa, whoa, Larxene! We all have ant repellant. Stay back.
Larxene: The only one who'll stay back is...THESE TWO! (Starts chasing Axel and Sonichicca)
Then of course, both Axel and Sonichicca ran from the enraged ant girl. (Sonichicca, please don't hurt me for this!)
Uhh...that ends our Organization power-planted, disciple of Pikachu, pee pee-headed, tralala-and-ding-ding-dong-touching, electric ant lady...LARXENE!
Larxene: (Still chasing) I'LL GET YOU TWO!
Sonichicca: (Turns into a log)
Axel: (Telports somewhere)
Larxene: What the--? Dammit! (Telports outta the Room)
Laxaeus: (Stupidly humping random stuff) Ooh! My ding ding dong!
O.O"
Chapter End!
Ximik: Ok! Larxene's chapter's done!
Meh friend Sakai: Oohh! You touch my tralala! Oohh! My ding ding dong!
Ximik and Itaxchi: O.O"
Ximik: Anyways, please review! And sonichicca, please don't hurt in any way if I have ever offended you here in any way. (Hides somewhere)
Itaxchi: NO FLAMING! Where's Kaxaks, anyways?
--Somewhere--
Kaxaks: (Eating Pocky in Marly's room)
Marluxia: (Comes in) What are you doing with my secret stash?
Kaxaks: Uhh...(Turns into a log)
Marluxia: ...Stupid replacement jutsus...