A/N: Here we go again! Thank you everyonE for the positive feedback!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Harry Potter brand.
Response to the Reviews From "Bashing":
Buffy Summers: I didn't think of it as a parody...but you're right. Thank you!
Cajunkitty: SUPERFLYINGTACKLEPOUNCE! You finally reviewed my stories! Here is a sequel! Never dis the popcorn and there is some in this story! Don't worry more stories like this are sure to come! Pours bucket of popcorn on you HA HA! YOU LOSE!(You know the voice I would say that in!)
FarDeep: As you can see it is! And a third installment will be written! And I did use your idea of the astronomy tower...hope you don't mind! Thank you!
JewelBlossom: Yea me too. The prompts are ALWAYS stupid. But yours was a piece of cake compared to mine "You are chosen to create an after-school program." and we had no clue wiether they wanted one thing for a whole bunch of stuff. Being in a classroom for 4 hours should be illegal in my opinon!
Nova-Janna: Yup, I'm going to continue! Be afraid! lol...
octopus1738: AMEN TO THAT!
poordraco: Ha ha...yea it is...
Q-BriarXJade-Q: Of course! I just put Ron and Hermione together on the spur of the moment...
ACT TWO:
AT RISE: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco are unfortunately STILL in the broom closet, but not for long!
"I told you this was gonna suck." Ron said matter-of-factly. Harry, Hermione, and Draco glared at him.
"Why are we still in here?" Harry asked. Hermione sighed.
"Because Whisper's Song has more things to bash."
"Oh..." Draco and Ron said at the same time.
"Yes she had finals and other tests and she didn't like them." Hermione said. "But that's because she didn't study."
"That's a girl! I bet she was partying!" Draco said proudly.
"Uh, no." Hermione said. "She just didn't want to. Somewhat she still passed with all above average."
"Well duh Hermione." I said as I entered the picture. "I'm freakin smart." Hermione looked like she had seen a ghost.
"See I told you she was hot, give me my ten galleons." Ron muttered to Harry. I snatched them up before Ron got them.
"Thanks boys, your too sweet." I said as they pouted.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Hermione asked.
"Because I'm out of ideas, plus you guys are dissing me behind my back, do you really think you can get away with that?" I pointed out.
"You should be in Slytherin." Draco mentioned.
"Please, I live out page six everyday, I don't need to know what goes on in that common room." I said bored.
"What's page six?" Ron asked confused.
"It's the gossip page for celebs and the like." Hermione said before I could.
"Hey, you can have to know-it-all title all you want." I said. Hermione glared at me. "I'm bored. Astronomy tower here we come!" Everyone's head snapped around to look at me. "I'm the author, I can do whatever I want." I explained and with a snap of my fingers we were in the tower. "Ah, much better!"
"Now about these tests.." Harry started.
"Don't get me started! They took days to complete."
"Why days?" Draco asked.
"Because they do them all at once, if they did I would go insane. And me insane? Not good. Plus it would mean I wouldn't get to write about all you guys!"
"Actually we think that would be a good idea!" Ron stated. Hermione glared at him.
"Ron! You don't go around wishing insanity on people!"
"Come on, Mione, we can't have her writing about us! She's a pesk!"
"Talking back to me! She's so rude!" I poked the two of them in the arm.
"Why are you guys talking about me in third person when I'm right here?" I raised an eyebrow at them. Just then a huge telescope swung across the room, Draco hanging from it. Group sigh everyone...1...2...3...SIGH...
"Draco get down here." I said.
"Not until Whisper's Song goes out on a date with me!" he demanded. Okay this guy has seen The Notebook WAY too many times. (But it was an awesome movie, highly reccomend it!)
"No, Draco. I don't live on this plane."
"I don't care!" he shouted. I rolled my eyes.
"You aren't even two feet off the ground!" I pointed out. Draco looked down.
"Oh...yea? Well I can jump!" I looked at him.
"Give it up Draco." I said, pulling him to the ground.
"OW!" he cried. Such a baby!
"So you hate Malfoy too?" Harry asked.
"Not exactly...I just don't date characters from books." I could've sworn I heard a "Darn!" from Ron in the background... "But you guys don't want me writing about you?"
"You can write about me all you want. It's these losers who have a problem." Draco explained. I nodded.
"I resent that!" the trio said. I stepped back.
"Whoa, weird."
"Try being in class with them." Draco muttered. I glared at him.
"You guys just can't get along can you?" I asked. "But I do hold the key to your freedom..." Everyone looked at me.
"PLEASE LET US OUT!" they all said. I laughed.
"Maybe..." I said slowly walking to the door. "I have to have lunch with UntamedSpirit."
"I remember her...she's your friend?" I nodded.
"One of my best friends."
"Hmmm...well she's hot...could you get me her number?" he asked.
"Just a couple minutes ago you wanted to go out with me. What gives?" I asked.
"Let's get out the popcorn!" Ron said quietly as Harry pulled out a six can pack of soda.
"Honestly Ron!" Hermione exclaimed. "Put the popcorn away!"
"It's so like you Malfoys." I went on. "Ladies man all of you."
"You don't even know me!" he shouted.
"Okay...give me the popcorn." Hermione, said stealing the popcorn and looking intently to Draco and I's conversation.
"Oh yea? I know your favorite movie is 13 Going on 30!" I said, as his eyes dart around.
"NO!" he said too quickly.
"AH HA! I'M RIGHT!" I proclaimed. Ron and Harry high-fived each other.
"BLACKMAIL!" Hermione didn't move.
"But guys my time is up, I've bashed the tests as much as I dare. You never know who could be reading and I don't need my grade point average lowered! Catch ya'll later!"
"WAIT!" they shouted.
"Don't we get out?" Harry asked. I sighed.
"Well maybe ONE of you guys..." I pondered, then I smiled. "Crookshanks! I'm taking Crookshanks!" Hermione sent me a death glare.
"There is no way in hell you are doing that." I smiled.
"I'm the author of this and I own the world. Deal with it." and I scooped up the cat. "Aww...sweet Crookshanks...time to save you from the mean Hermione!" I said grinning as Hermione looked like she wanted to kill me.
"So none of us are getting out?" Ron and Draco asked.
"Nope, but some new people might come in for the next Bashing sequel. That is if enough people review enough..." They all sighed. "I love torturing you guys!" I said and then snapped and I was out. Then Ron stated
"Well she's off my christmas list..."
Okay the crazy sequel to Bashing! Thank you to FarDeep for the idea of getting transported to the astronomy tower!
I must say The Notebook and 13 Going on 30 are great movies!
The group will be back for a third installment. I have them under contract...he he. Not really though. Should this be a series? Tell what you think!
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