Disclaimer: I'm running out of funny things to say here.
A/N: Ok this is the third chapter. Have fun! Oh and I forgot to mention this takes place in the marauder's 7th year.
That night I was eating dinner with the marauders. I wasn't very hungry being too embarrassed. The whole school was still looking and laughing at me. Even the little prats teachers call first years were laughing at me. Padfoot and Moony were trying to talk about other subjects so that I don't feel bad and Wormtail didn't seem to notice. He looked like he was thinking about something and then all the sudden he laughed and said,
"Man do you remember lunch today?" Padfoot and Moony looked like they were going to murder him, "The..uh..food was really good…" said Wormtail trying to hide what he really meant and not succeeding in the least.
We talked about quidditch and about the upcoming N.E.W.Ts. After a little while I got up and told them that I had to do the second wish now. They stared at me with disbelieve, said good luck, and then I left and started walking toward the Slytherin table. My whole life was flashing before me. I couldn't believe I was doing this. What had the price of a relationship with Evans come to? One by one I passed the tables: the Hufflepuff table, the Ravenclaw table, and finally the Slytherin table. I looked for the person I had to do this to. Finally I spotted him, snivellus. I went up to him and he looked at me with disgust.
"What do you want Potter?"
Before anyone realized what I was doing I burst into song:
Unchain my heart,
Baby let me be.
Unchain my heart,
'Cause you don't care about me...
I kept singing the entire song for an agonizing 3 minutes until I finally fainted. I woke up that night and saw the marauders around my bed. Of all the people I could have fallen in love with I had to fall in love with Lily Evans.
Please review! Oh and if anyone wants to give me an idea for another thing that James has to do I'll be happy to hear it.