Ximik: Hola muchachos!
Itaxchi: Did you know...that Squidward did it to Spongebob? And that's how Kisame was born!
Ximik: Le GASP! NEVVA INSULT DA FISHIES!
Kaxaks: Eh...? (Munching Pocky) NOO! I ran out of Pocky! (Sees Larxene pass by) POCKY!
Larxene: GAH! (Runs away as Kaxaks chases)
Ximik: Anyways...please review after! NO FLAMIN'! (AND NO ONE SHALL INSULT DA FISHIES! Like Kisame, for example. XD)
Itaxchi: And the disclaimer: Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts 2, Square Enix, Organization XIII, or anything else!
Chapter 13: Uhh...Poot Crack?
--Somewhere...--
Star XIII: (Playing Sonic Riders) Woot! First place!
Cream (The bunny character from Sonic): Hey, you guys...? Why does the floor feel weird?
Blaze (The cat. And no, it's not Big the cat. This is Star XIII's friend.): I dunno.
Everyone: --Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! (Screams as the floor falls apart)
And...they all telported...to the ROOM!
Star XIII: Oww, my head. Where are we?
Ximik: In the Room That Never Was Here! Remember, you wanted to be in it?
Blaze: Oh yeah...
Ximik: Anyways, I'm about to get Roxas to come here...
--Kitchen...--
Roxas: I am VERY hungry. Is there any sea salt ice cream? (Spots a box of it) YAY! (Grabs the box) Hey. There's a piece of paper in it. (Starts reading the paper)
"Dear Roxas,
Hungry? Go to the Room That Never Was Here! I have lots of ice cream!
--Some stranger offering little children poisoned food--I MEAN, Ximik!"
Roxas: Ok...? (Telports)
--Finally! The Room That Never Was Here!--
Roxas: Hello?
Cream: Hello.
Star XIII: Hello. SIT DOWN!
Roxas: Uhh, ok. (Sits on the chair, everyone say it with me, ...of DOOM!)
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...
"Who's that?"
Roxas...he is actually Tails in human disguise!
"And that is...?"
Cream: Tails! The two-tailed fox!
Itaxchi: Like the nine-tailed fox, Kyuubi! XD
Look, Roxas. Tails is a two-tailed fox that can fly. Got it memorized?
"I can...fly?"
-.-" (Throws a tomato at him) XD
"Oww! What was THAT for?"
For not getting it memorized!
Roxas: -.-
Roxas...he pooted...XD
"No I didn't."
Yes, you did. How come I can smell your poopy?
Laxaeus: (In the audience) Oops...sorry...
Everyone: O.O"
A..anyways...(Covers her nose) Roxas...he likes putting his babies in a toilet!
"What? Since when!"
Ever since you pooted! XD
"I don't have any babies. If I did, it wouldn't be poop."
Star XIII: Yeah. It'd be mini Laxaeus!
Everyone: O.O
Laxaeus: Laxaeus a good boy!
Then, Tobi (from Naruto) appears out of nowhere.
Tobi: No! Tobi is a good boy!
"Laxaeus!"
"Tobi!"
"LAXAEUS!"
"TOBI!"
Shut up! Be good boys outside. If you're a good boy, you'd listen and do as I say!
Anyways. Roxas...the real reason he left Organization XIII is because a stranger would give him 1 munny if he did!
"I'm not stupid, you know?"
Y'know! Y'know! Roxas cheated off Hayner for Rai, y'know!
"Eeww. Rai is stupid."
Roxas...he's stupider than Rai! XD
Star XIII: Yeah, y'know?
Cream: Oh no! Rai alert! Rai alert!
Blaze: Where?
Ah, crap. He's in the audience...--"
Rai: Hey! I heard what you said, y'know!
(Throws some random dude from the audience at Rai.)
Rai: OWW! That hurt, y'know! (Faints)
The random dude: I'm sorry for my son, Rai's ugliness!
Who are you? Rai's dad?
Dude: Yes, I am, y'know.
Nevermind I asked. --"
Roxas...he lacks buttcrack! Why do you think he doesn't like pooting?
Roxas: I do too, have a buttcrack! Wanna see? (Prepares to pull down his pants)
Uhh...no. Are you still Roxas?
Roxas: NO! For I am...dun, dun, DUN! KISAME THE TALKING FISH!
Le gasp! NEVVA INSULT DA FISH! (Slaps Roxas)
Roxas: What fishie? KISAME IS ZE SHARK!
You are hyper. NEVVA INSULT KISAME!
Cream: He's hyper.
Star XIII: If he's hyper, we all know what THAT means...
Should we run? He's gonna destroy the place and everything in it.
Blaze: I say we should.
Roxas: YAY! WE MUST DESTROY THIS ROOM OF DOOM! (Summons keyblade and hyperly smashes stuff)
EVERYONE RUN AGAIN!
And yeah...everyone runs out of the Room to safety.
Star XIII: Did Roxas have any sugar?
Cream: I dunno. Maybe there WAS ice cream there, after all...
Kaxaks: Has anyone seen my Pocky? Someone ate some of it!
Itaxchi: Oh crap. Roxas ate Pocky! Sugary Pocky.
Sigh...well, that ends our human-disguised flying Tails, pooting, poot-baby-making, stranger-listening-for-1-munny, Hayner-and-Rai-cheatin', stupider than Rai, buttcrack-lacking, hyper boy...TAILS--I mean, ROXAS!
Roxas: ROXAS GO SMASH SMASH! (Destroys a whole bunch of stuff)
Then...the Room That Never Was Here...was never there again...as it exploded. T.T
--Meanwhile...with Tobi and Laxaeus...--
Laxaeus: More tea, Mr. Tobisworth?
Tobi: Yes. Tobi wants more tea!
Laxaeus: Okey-dokey! (Pees on the floor) Ahhhhhhhh...
Tobi: Laxaeus? Tobi still wants more tea.
Laxaeus: Wait a monument. (Takes a newspaper out and craps on the floor)
Tobi: O.O" Tobi doesn't want anymore tea...I must look for Zetsu-san now. (Leaves)
Laxaeus: Laxaeus is good boy for poop! Hey...I didn't make any corn!
Jiraiya (A mega-perv from Naruto): PORN! PORN!
Ximik: (Slaps Jiraiya) BAKA!
Itaxchi: Jiraiya and Kisame! Sitting in a tree! H-U-M-P-I-N-G!
Ximik: NEVVA INSULT DA FISH! Or shark man!
--Roxas Afterword...--
Roxas: I NEED MORE POCKY, MR. PINKY GAY MAN!
Marluxia: For the LAST TIME! I'M NOT MR. PINKY GAY MAN!
Roxas: Fine, then. Look at THESE boobies! (Pulls his pants down)
Marluxia: O.O GAAAHHHHH! (Massive nose bleed)
(And, no people! Roxas does NOT have boobies! It's his...ding ding dong. XD)
--Xemnas' Office...--
Xigbar: Mansex! I mean, XEMNAS!
Xemnas: What? I'm right in front of you!
Xigbar: Dude, Roxas is, like, making a TOTAL wreck of the castle!
Xemnas: (In feeble position) Find a happy place, find a happy place...
Xigbar: Eh?
Xemnas: Not now, Xigbar! I'm hiding from Tarzan! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE TRIED TAKING PICTURES OF MY BALLS EVER SINCE CHAPTER ONE?
Xigbar: No. Ah, whatever. (Leaves)
And then, a shadowy figure came in.
Figure: (Talking like a monkey)Ooh, ooh! Ah! Ah!
Chapter End...?
Ximik: Ok, peoples. That's the last chappie! I dunno what I even did to the ending. It was...RANDOM!
Itaxchi: Kisame's theme song is Jaws!
Ximik: Yup! But still...NEVVA INSULT DA FISH! Or shark man...
Kaxaks: Don't forget to review! I need to get more Pocky before Roxas snags it all! Bye! (Leaves)
Ximik: Yeah. And NO FLAMIN'!
Itaxchi: Soooooooooooooooooo...
Ximik: I dunno.
Itaxchi: Uhh, ok.
Ximik: Laterz peoples! Sayonnara!
Ximik and Itaxchi leave.