Episode Nine: Inu's secret admirer

Miroku tiptoed over to the sleeping InuYasha and deposited a letter on his head, for the 17th time this month. InuYasha was getting more and more annoyed with the constant flow of pink, scented paper landing on him every morning and has sworn to find who the hell was writing him love letters so this morning when Miroku the mail man delivered the latest update of how much someone loved InuYasha, he was stunned to find InuYasha standing two feet away from him as he delivered the letter to him.

"WAUGH! InuYasha! If you're here, then who's that!" he said pointing to the sleeping InuYasha, or so he had thought.

"Wooden cut out" he said kicking his 2D self away "Shippo made it for me"

"He's not a bad artist that Shippo…" said Miroku inspecting the cutout as InuYasha opened the letter with a fresh burst of strawberry scented paper.

Dear InuYasha,

My love for you is everlasting and I will always love you, I do hope you feel the same way. You know me well, but I don't know if you like me of not. We're always arguing, and I don't want to hurt you, but I always manage to!

Forever with hope, your secret admirer.

"This is starting to shit me" said InuYasha screwing up the letter and lobbing it over his shoulder "Miroku, who the hell keeps sending these?" he asked.

"I don't know, I just find them in the same place every morning, addressed to 'InuYasha the sexy dog demon'" Miroku answered.

"And where might that be?" said InuYasha.

"Next to Kagome's stuff usually" replied Miroku matter-of-factly.

"Ah HA!" said InuYasha with a look of triumph on his face "It's Kagome who keeps sending them! Well I'm going to tell her where she can stick her stupid letters" he said stomping off.

He found Kagome at Kaede's house brushing her hair. He stomped through the doorway and pulled her to her feet.

"Hi, InuYasha, what's going down in mutt town?" she said in what she supposed was a friendly voice.

"Yeah, yeah, cut the crap. Listen, stop sending me fucking letters, I don't even like you! I'll kiss you now if you promise to leave me alone" InuYasha said kissing Kagome on the cheek. She froze.

"InuYasha…" she whispered "I didn't send you any letter, but thank you for the kiss" she blushed a deep ruby red.

"WHAT!"

Meanwhile in a castle far away someone in a certain baboon skin cloak was scrawling on a piece of pink paper:

Dear InuYasha,

I think about you every day…