A/N: Another Bashing installment! Thank you everyone for the support!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of the Harry Potter Brand.
"We finally got out of that bloody tower, THANK GOD." Hermione said, falling into a chair in the hospital wing. (I was a nice writer and unlocked the door, but I'm keeping Crookshanks!) Harry, Ron, and Draco all sat on beds as they waited to be treated.
"You think Whisper's Song is gone? I mean she let us out of the tower..." Ron asked.
Let me give you a clue:
Hell no.
Just as Ron said that, a giant tree suddenly sprouted right next to the window and a head popped out from between the branches.
"Wow, so you guys do exsist..." the girl said.
"Who the hell are you?" Draco asked.
"I'm Innocent's Thyme. Friend and Reviewer of Whisper's Song! I've been sent by her." Ron groaned.
"Not again. Hopefully your more bareable than her." A nut hit Ron in the head as he said that and he looked to find a squrrel. It looked pissed off.
"Whisper's Song is a good person!" it squeaked.
"Oh my God it TALKS?" Ron asked. The squrell nodded.
"Duh. I'm tastetherain, I'm only in this form because I asked to. Now anyone else you wants to talk about Whisper's Song you will recieve a nut thrown at your head. Understood?" Draco snorted and was promptly hit square on with a nut.
"WHAT THE HELL?" He shouted in pain as he chased tastetherain "GET BACK HERE!" Harry couldn't stop laughing. Tastetherain ran back up the tree to Innocent's Thyme.
"So tastetherain like taste the rainbow, Skittles?" Ron asked. Tastetherain groaned.
"NO!"
"Gosh, you guys are inmature!" she stated.
"Excuse me! I am the smartest witch of our year!" Hermione retorted.
"So? Doesn't mean your mature, you just know stuff." Innocent's Thyme said as tastetherain nodded on her shoulder.
"Hermione, calm down." Harry said as Hermione's eyes lit up.
"Jeez letting me get to you Hermione?...That's actually quite sad..." I said as my voice echoed off the walls. Hermione looked around. "Oh I'm not there, I have school work to attend to, you guys won't see me for quite a while so I'm sending friends to check up on you guys or maybe I'll just lock you guys up in a closet again...I don't know..."
"She never leaves!" Ron cried. "She loves to terrorize us!"
"That I do." I answered. "Innocent's Thyme and tastetherain don't kill them...yet. Bye guys!" And my voice floated out.
"She owns the world you know." Innocent's Thyme said.
"She's doing a-" Ron said then caught tastetherain's eye and then quickly corrected himself " wonderful job!"
"I'm bored!" Innocent's Thyme complained. "Can we go home now?"
"But you've only been here for a couple minutes!" tastetherain whinned. "Remember Whisper's Song would give us two million dollars to be here and to advertise her two sites! You everyone go check out her myspace and her fictionpress site! But she wants people to know that if ask her to be your friend on Myspace to please message her and say your from Fanfiction! To see the sites go to Whisper's Song profile!"
"Now she has three stories over 100 reviews." Ron groaned.
"YOU BROKE INTO MY COMPUTER...AGAIN?"
"Remember I'm your friend and friends don't kill each other!" Ron said, suddenly scared.
"What about Lord of the Flies?" Hermione retorted.
"Is that the novel where they eat each other?" Draco asked. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Where is some needle and threat when you need it?"
"ASSAULT!" Draco cried out. "HELP! ASSAULT!"
"Shut up Malfoy, it wasa threat. There's a difference." Innocent's Thyme said.
"And how did you know what assault meant?" tastetherain asked. Draco's eyes shifted uneasily.
"First his favorite movie is a chick flick and MUGGLE one at that and now he's hooked on the muggle world. SWEET!" Hermione said. "Damn it where is my popcorn?" Suddenly a popcorn contanier landed on her head. She eagerly looked to see popcorn but there was only an empty popcorn carton.
"NOOOOOOO!" she cried.
"Ha ha, and we've got sodas." Harry and Ron taunted Hermione.
"You want me to kill them first or you?" Draco asked.
"Me." Hermione said, ready to strike.
"WHISPER'S SONG!" Shouted Innocent's Thyme.
"What NOW? I was in the middle of History homework!" My voice said.
"They're gonna fight! We're afraid of blood and gore! Can we go now? We advertised your sites already!" I sighed.
"I suppose..." I answered them. The four of them stopped as the tree, girl, and squrrel dissapeared.
"Could she be...leaving us alone?"
They didn't know how wrong they were...
Just then loud music could be heard outside.
"What the..." Harry said. "Sounds like music..." he paused. "Ron you go find out what it is."
"But what if it's spiders?" Ron asked.
"Weasel, spiders are a little to small to play music." Draco stated.
"But they can play the world's smallest volin." Ron said.
"That's a metaphor!" Hermione said. "It doesn't exsist."
"Blast. Fine." he said opening the door a bit. "Well it's better than trying to come out of the closet and..."
"Gee Weasel I didn't think you buttered your bread that way." Said a smirking Blaise. "I always did think you were a bit off though." Ron jumped back a foot.
"Jesus Blaise!" Blaise laughed.
"Blaise one, everyone else zero!" he muttered happily.
"Know what the racket is?" Draco asked.
"I believe it is 'hip hop' music" Blaise said, making quotation marks with his fingers for the words hip hop.
"Oh I know what that is!" Hermione said. "But why would anyone play rap music at this late hour?"
"Hip hop music." Harry corrected.
"Whatever Harry. It sounds like it's coming from the south corrider, let's go check it out." The group of five walked down the corrider.
"What the hell have you been Draco?" Blaise asked Draco.
"Stuck with these bimbos." Ron glared at him.
"Harry and I are guys." he pointed out.
"Oh really? It's the funniest thing..." Draco drifted off with a smirk as Ron started to get pissed off.
They reached the end of the corrider to find a girl dancing around a boom box and a bunch of lit candles in a circle. She spotted them.
"Yo, yo, yo! WHITE GIRL ON THE MIKE!" she said as they appoarached.
"Oh. My. God." the five said at the same time.
"Who the hell are you?" Draco asked.
"B to the r to y and then nn and e."
"Translation?"
"Brynne fools. You can't out battle me!" she said. Brynne isn't and probably never will be a ghetto person. But she said she wanted to be one for this story so I'm gonna have to make her one..."Where's IT and Rain?
"They got bored." Harry said.
"What are you doing out here so late?" Hermione asked.
"Seeing if Snape will come around here and catch me." Brynne replied dreamly.
"That's bad. You get detention!" Ron said.
"Detention...funny little word that is..." Brynne said. Draco and Blaise started to laugh. Harry and Ron soon cringed.
"AHHH MY EYES! YOU LIKE HIM?"
"Yes, I do. I was madly in love with him as I saw him on that big screen at the move theatre." Brynne recalled and sighed. "I can't wait for the fourth movie..."
"MOVIE?" The group yelled.
"Duh, Hermione, girl, I can't believe you don't know about this. Your such a fool to this society, pretending your all high and mightly, get over your ego, and just let it go, be like my rhymes and just let it flow." Brynne waited a minute. "Applause fools, and tips are accepted!" Blaise flipped a coin her way. The group glared at him.
"WHAT? I thought it was cool..."
"No, she's trying to be ghetto, and Whisper's Song isn't ghetto." COUGH COUGH came from no where. "Okay she has her ghetto moments." Hermione finished.
"THANK YOU."
"But there are movies about you. It's your own little reality show and you didn't even know it! SWEET!" she said. "I love breaking the bad news."
"Have they been successful?" Ron asked.
"Hell yeah. I smell lawsuits in the air..." Brynne said happily. "I've always wanted to be snogged senseless in an abandoned corridor..." she paused. "Wait, if you guys are here...then it's crowded, NOT abandoned! Damn it! He could've passed us by now. GO SHOO!" she said and pushed the group into a empty room...
And suddenly the door slammed shut! (Like you didn't see that one coming...) They saw some other people were in the room. They didn't have time to figure out because suddenly the group saw a spotlight go upon a figure sitting on a stool. He grinned as he viewed his audience.
"Ah children we meet again!"
"OH NO LOCKHEART!" they cried in horror. He took a breath but then saw himself in a mirror close by and wiped back a stray piece of hair and then grinned at himself.
"I knew you'd be happy to see me! And now that I have my memory it's be even funner."
"Funner?" Hermione asked. "Is that even a word?"
"It's a Whisper's Song orginal." I answered to them.
"OH..." Draco and Blaise said at the same time. Lockheart coughed and everyone looked at the cheerful man. The children felt the need to jump out a window as they heard him say these words.
"And now it's time for my book club."
As a figure with billowing black robes looked over the halls, he was pulled into a dark broom closet and Brynne's dream was suddenly fullfilled.
"Your a good kisser Snape." she said. Then she looked at him.
"YOUR NOT SNAPE!"
I know I didn't Bash anything but my friends were dying to be in ther series so I wrote a special chapter just for them, I am so nice...
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Until next time...
Whisper's Song