Snape rolled his eyes, as Brynne clawed her way out of his arms and gathe
A/N: Enjoy!
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In a very unlike Snape expected move, he carried his bride to his office. (Yes, he's that cheap for a honeymoon.) And once again in a very OOC move, he kicked open the door, expecting to be alone with his only love only to hear "WELCOME TO THE SHOW!" blasted through the room as disco lights came to life. And a drum roll started as I was liftedto the surface of the stage in a cloud of fog.
"What the fuck?" Snape thought as he saw that his office had been turned into the stage for my very own talk show!
"Hello Severus! Do take a seat" I called out to the couple.
"AHHH NO, WHISPER'S SONG! I love you but um, we're married now...and married people have certain duties they must fullfill" Brynne hinted, very kindly for me to leave, but instead I didn't take the hint as I went on with my show
"The topic is..."
"SECRET CRUSHES REVEALED!"
Snape rolled his eyes, as Brynne clawed her way out of his arms and gathered with the with the students sitting around the stage. She took some popcorn from a provided bowl.
"OH! This is gonna be good!"
"But darling...we're married" Snape lamely tried.
"That means we'll be together forever" Brynne said sweetly and kissed Snape's cheek.
"And Snape, my show is only an hour long" I pointed out. I turned back the imaginary camera and said
"Now...I ask YOU the audience, does anyone in the audience have a crush?"
Everyone waited in silence until...
"I DO!" shouted Harry Potter
"Just wait and let it be Voldemort...they come together to fight every June after all. He'll probably scream there can only be one! And go off to hug a Voldy doll." Snape muttered to himself Brynne elbowed him, and proclaimed "I DO AS WELL!"
"Dude, we all saw you get married, Brynne. It's not a surprise."
I said, as she pouted. "Fine give special attention to the boy who lived! I'm only your best friend, see if I care!"
"I'm so glad you understand" I answered and turned back to Harry, "Now Harry who is this lucky lady?"
"Well I'm kinda shy to tell...well everyone.." he said.
"Now Harry it's okay to be shy, in fact a lot of guys happen to like me." I mentioned.
"Um...no it's actually Ginny I like"
"WHAT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? Besides the factI don't own you...your a fictional book character...and I keep putting you in insane situations."
"Which is exactly why I love Ginny" Harry said, "She's normal, down to earth"
"Wait a minute, you like my sister!" Ron said, finally realizing who it was
"Pick it up boy" Brynne said
In dramatic flair Harry got on one knee in front of Ginny, and said "Will you go out to the lake with me?"
"Of course!" Ginny answered hugging him, and off the two of them skipped.
"Dude are they skipping?" Brynne asked stealing snape's thunder...or whatever was left of it.
"I believe so" I answered
"Anyone else have a secret crush?"
Brynne elbowed Snape and Snape not expecting the jolt said "CHOCOLATE MUFFINS!"
"You like chocolate muffins?" Brynne asked
"No." pause with Brynne looking disbeliving, "NO" Brynne's look stayed the same
"Yes"
"You never told me that" Brynne said
"There's a lot you don't know about me"
(Meanwhile I hold up a sign saying DRAMA!)
"Umm...so why did I marry you?" Brynne asked
"Because you love me?" he answered
"THAT'S right! I remember!" I looked the happy couple, angry because this was MY show! I cleared my throat and said
"Now back to the WHISPER'S SONG show! Anyone else got a crush for the final time?"
"DEAR WHISPER'S SONG..." as the area got dark and a spotlight came upon none other than...
BLAISE AND DRACO!
"Dude, this is my solo" Draco said to Blaise
"Um...no, we talked about this, I proclaim my love for Whisper's Song and I ride off with her into the bloody sunset as you look jealously, on" Blaise explained
"Wait...I didn't hear any of that.." Draco said
"Well this is totally unexpected!" I said dramatically "Never in my life would I have thought the two of youwould fightover me"
"Only because you payed us" Draco said
(Brynne hold ups sign saying SCANDAL!)
"What? I didn't pay you!" I looked around nervously
"Yeah you did" and Draco pulled out a sack of coins, "Explain this"
"Your a Malfoy, your rich." I said
"I still love you Whisper's Song!" Blaise said
"You can give it up now" I said woefully
"No, I mean it!" I gasped,
"Really?"
"Well...I'm not sure how I'll feel about it tomorrow...but right now I'm sure!"
"That's all that really matters in the end!" I said
"Good God, what is this?" Snape asked
"It's how we fell in love!" Brynne proclaimed
"We met on a talk show...you had to pay me and someone else to proclaim our love to you...but in the end I really did?"
"Okay so we didn't meet exactly like that..." Brynne said. "But Whisper's Song is in both equations"
"Did you ever take potions?"
"Muggle"
"Whew, good...you would've failed"
"WHAT?"
"Nothing sweetheart"
(I hold up sign saying Oh. its ON!)
"Your totally not getting any tonight" Brynne said "Accio boxing gloves!"
"Damn...umm...I'm sorry?" Brynne knocked Snape unconcious and then said
"Back the to show!"
"I do hope he's alright.." I mentioned as Ron high fived Brynne
"Get away from my woman!" Snape said pushing Ron out of the way
"Whoa...you woke up? Wow...I punch such like girl"
"Let's get back to the talk show, which is MINE" I said.
"Well we're not really interested anymore" Hermione pointed out
"But I'm AMAZING"
"It's summer, do you really think we wanna be here? In the Potions classroom with a sex driven Snape and his bride?"
"Well...no, I thought Snape would, I don't know, choose something classy for a honeymoon"
"I decorated the room myself" Snape pointed out
"And that's why your my perfect match" Brynne said lovingly
"Because he decorated a room by himself?" I asked
"Yes, and he's very sexy" All the students including me in the room, tried not to gag.
"This is a family show!" I exclaimed
"Well is that room included?" he said, pointing the room ajoining
"Um...well I guess not.." Snape then threw Brynne over his shoulder and disappeared in the room
"Someone get some holy water, I think we all need to cleanse our minds of the image we just saw"
Random little bit Brynne and I came up with! Hoped you liked!