Episode Twelve: Drugs For Inu
Poke poke poke, pokity poke poke poke! Poke poke poke poke pokey pokey pokey…
"Grrrrr!" InuYasha growled then his eyes snapped open and he looked around the room where everyone appeared to be sleeping peacefully except himself- because for the ninth time that night, he'd been poked awake, but every time he woke up to see who it was- there was no-one there. So he'd fall asleep again and half an hour later…
Poke poke poke…
His eyes snapped open again- No-one there! Back to sleep. Kagome opened an eyelid then making sure InuYasha was asleep she hissed to the others,
"He's asleep again!"
Miroku, Sango, Shippo and herself moved in for the kill towards the sleeping dog demon. Pokey pokey poke poke poke pokey pokey. He began to stir and they all dived back to their sleeping positions. InuYasha opened his eyes again and looked around frantically for his source of pokey, found no-one and fell back asleep. Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Kagome all giggled like mad then resumed their poking.
The next morning InuYasha was dreaming peacefully- this was his first full hour of sleep that night! Then was suddenly soaking wet because Kagome, Sango and Miroku had all dumped buckets of water on him. He jumped awake.
"Sleep well InuYasha?" they all asked in unison.
"DAMN YOU GUYS!" he shouted as they ran outside and fell on the ground killing themselves laughing. InuYasha ran outside after them "I'm gonna get you guys for that!" they all screamed and ran for their lives.
Kagome kept saying sit every now and then so InuYasha looked like this: Run run run, SPLAT, run run run SPLAT and so on.
"I really" -splat– "need to get myself some" –splat- "sleeping foliage" –splat- he didn't get up this time.
Instead he turned around and crawled back to the village and stole some magical herbs from Kaede's garden and crushed them in a wooden bowl. He put his head over the bowl and inhaled the aroma deeply. Within seconds he was passed out on the floor sleeping peacefully.
Miroku entered the place where InuYasha was sleeping and called over Kagome, Sango and Shippo.
"Awwwww… Look at inkle baby Inu-kun!" exclaimed Kagome. She went over to her bag and pulled out a tube of lipstick, a case of eye shadow and decorated him. They all grinned as Sango placed a large mirror in front of InuYasha and ran out of the room as Miroku rang a bell. InuYasha's scream could be heard for miles.