Attention to all my reviewers!
Due to all the reviews I got suggesting I write a fanfic where someone actually does all the things on the list, I have decided to do that. The person doing all this will be my OC Kay, an Imperial officer stationed on the second Death Star who got bored and found this list on the Holonet. The first chapter will probably be up around September-ish. Until then (and so this fic doesn't get deleted for having an author's note as a chapter) here's some more ways to annoy our favorite Jedi-turned-Sith-turned-Jedi-ish-thing-right-before-he-died!
Oh yeah, and I don't own Star Wars.
25.1: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
25.2: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
25.3: Follow him around talking about the similiarties between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
25.4: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
25.5: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
25.6: Ask him if he likes twins.
25.7: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
25.8: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very dissapointed.
25.9: Call him Dear Old Darthy, espically when you're near someone.
25.99: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Epidode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
25.999: After doing number 25.5, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.
There you have it. More ways to annoy our favorite Jedi-turned-Sith-turned-Jedi-ish-thing-right-before-he-died! Man that's fun to say!
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