Okay, I don't even remember how I came up with this piece. Doesn't matter, though, now does it? Nope, not at all.

Pairings: None, really. It's friendship only.
Warnings: Um, I can't say because it will give everything away.
Summary: A retelling of the beginning, a look at the middle, and what is at the end.
Disclaimer: I wish.

Horrible Human, Alien Scum

One fateful night there was a transmission
Picked up by a young human
He learned that soon an alien
Would come to Earth
To be the planet's downfall
The boy ran inside
Or rather, jumped through the window,
And tried to warn the folks inside
Sister threatened him
Father wrote him off as insane
So he sat down, as where their wishes,
And ate his lousy dinner

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Six months later,
After being forced to listen to a robot sing,
The alien landed on Earth
He set up his base
And got some less-than-crafty disguises
For him and his robot minion

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The next morning at Skool, as it was called,
There was a new student sent to Ms. Bitters' classroom
He introduced himself
And tried to play off as a human
He fooled all, sans one little boy
Who knew right off what he was
He got up in front of the class (the teacher paid no heed)
And tried to explain to the simple minds there
That the green kid was an alien in (poor) disguise
He failed, it's sad but true
No one could-would believe him
Yet only for a minute or two did it damper his spirits
For the bell rang just then
Signaling the end of Skool

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Outside the halls, in front of the doors
The alien stood triumphant
But not for very long
For the boy, the same one who heard the transmission
And tried to prove the alien's existence,
Was before him
Bearing special handcuffs;
They would render any alien life force useless,
Dropping the being into sleep

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So a chase begun
Between the enemies
All around the nearby city
They ran across cars,
They ran into buildings,
They ran through oranges
And large crowds of people
They ran until, finally,
The alien got away
And called for his minion
To fly him away
And so the robot came
And took his master to the base
The human, however, was able to follow them
And though it did little good that day
The location of the alien's base
Was knowledge he wouldn't soon forget

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Day after endless day
The two enemies would do battle
And out of the fray
Only those two could (would) see
The amazing abilities of the other

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Soon the games they played together
(Saving the world, enslaving the world)
Came to an abrupt halt
For one learned an obvious secret
Of a great betrayal
His leaders had lied about hi mission
All he was told was false
Not only was he banished and mocked behind his back,
But he wasn't a real Invader after all

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So the two, human and alien,
Formed an alliance and amity
Instead of playing against each other
The game turned into a partnership
Soon, instead of obscurity,
They traveled the stars in the alien's ship
With the inane robot minion, of course

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All around the cosmos they sailed
Just breathing in the sites
There was happiness within the two
That never had before been homed there
Finally their souls were at peace

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But, alas, it was not to be
The small ship got hailed
By Irkens (the race of the alien)
There was no valiant end
They barely put up a fight
There was nowhere to run to
Their was nothing the two could do
As they were hit with enemy fire

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Neither survived
They died close together
The ship blew up
And the Irkens went on their way
So they died without names
The alien who worshipped his leaders and tried his hardest to please them
The human who believed and saw the truth, and who was written off as crazy for it
And of course the little robot who was only (cheaply, poorly) made to tease and fool the alien