Sorry I'm a couple days late, but my computer was on during a thunder storm (Smart eh?) and my modem got friiiiiiied. So I didn't have internet until we got a new one, therefore I couldn't update. So anyways GOMEN! Please forgive this horrible person who is stupid enough to have a computer on even though they know a storm's going on outside!
Warnings: AU
Pairing: Sakon/Naru
Summery: You always bully the one you like, right? Well before high school Naruto was always bullied by Sakon and his 'gang', and now he's in grade nine and it seems Sakon hasn't forgotten him.
Genre: Humor, romance (very little)
Rating: M-15 for some suggestive material
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Ah, his first day of high school, once again he was at the bottom of the food chain. Naruto sighed wearily, he had come early to find his homeroom and now he had nothing to do.
''A new start,' Iruka says, 'a chance to make new friends.' Yeah right, all the bastards from the academy are going to be here, including them." Naruto shuddered, Sadistic, Sardonic, Sarcastic and Snide, otherwise known as S-4, they would be in grade eleven now and Naruto really doubted that Sakon would forget his favorite punching bag from two years ago.
Naruto sighed again as he sat at the bottom of the staircase in the main hall. 'Maybe I can go through the next two years without being noticed by them.'
Tayuya angrily entered the school building, damn her goody goody mother to hell and back! Resetting her alarm clock to be thirty minutes early, just so she wouldn't be late. 'Fuck this!' She stomped down the hallway, almost missing the orange clad teen slumped on the stairs, almost, but it was absolutely impossible to miss that shade of orange.
A smirk slowly stretched over her face. 'So the little blondie is actually coming to this school? Sakon'll love to hear this.' She slipped into a nearby hallway, aforementioned blonde never noticing the redheaded girl in the shadows.
"Oi, Sakon." It was the beginning of second period now, English, the only period all of 'S-4' had together, they all sat in the back while the teacher lectured. Tayuya held back her smirk as the male turned around to look at her. "What?" He asked lowly, narrowing his eyes. "You'll never guess who I saw this morning." None of the males sitting around her seemd to be paying much attention, but that would all change with what she said next.
"Blondie's here."
Several things happened at that moment. Kidomaru began snickering, trying to cover the noise with his hand, Jirobuya blinked in confusion and whispered, "I thought he would have gone to a different high school.", and Sakon froze, eyes widening slightly. There was only one kid that Tayuya had ever called Blondie, Uzumaki Naruto.
The kid had arrived at Midori Public School in grade five, he was immediately an outcast, none of the pre-formed groups would take the kid under their wing. He was the perfect target, with no friends and no teachers on his side S-4 terrorized the kid each and every day. Sakon loved seeing the look of fear in his eyes, it made them such a vibrant blue.
Bat all good things had to come to an end and Sakon swore blondie looked happier on the last day of school when S-4 graduated than he had in the two years he knew him. It made him angry that the boy seemed to be so happy without him, so at the end of the day without the rest of S-4 he shoved the boy up against a locker and simply said. "See you in two years at Ayatsuri High, Blondie."
He was actually quite pleased that the blonde was here, he thought the boy would have had his guardian send him someplace else.
"So Blondie's here, huh?" Tayuya nodded and Sakon smiled. "This is gonna be fun."
Ah, the joy of half days. Naruto smiled a bit, his last period had been gym, so as everyone else rushed to get changed and go home Naruto took his time, Iruka probably wouldn't get home by the time he got there anyways.
Once Naruto had changed into his favorite outfit, faded jeans and a neon orange t-shirt, he stepped outside the locker room and immediately wished he hadn't.
"Hey Blondie, I didn't think I'd find you so soon." The silvery-purple hair, the black eyes, the unmistakable green lipstick, there Sakon stood in all his glory. Naruto nervously looked around for any other S-4 members, but seeing only Sakon did nothing to ease his fear. 'He was looking for me? Oh damn…'
Apparently sick of Naruto's silence Sakon took a step forward, pleased to see the boy's eyes widen and turn that irresistible shade of blue.
"I missed you, there are hardly any kids here short enough to cram into a locker." Naruto's eyes narrowed and he clenched his fists. "Honestly, I think you haven't grown at all in two years." An odd growling sound was pushed up from Naruto's vocal chords. "I'm serious! You hardly come up to my shoulder Blondie, haven't you hit puberty yet?"
With a small roar Naruto leapt forward, fist flying towards Sakon's face, but all momentum stopped as Sakon grabbed his oncoming fist and gave Naruto a small smirk before Naruto suddenly found himself face fist on the ground, both his hands held behind his back and Sakon with one knee beside his body and one on the small of his back to keep him from moving.
"Aww, did I make you angry Blondie? You know I don't like it when you're mad at me, you're so much prettier when you're afraid."
Naruto was mumbling under his breath, not even bothering to try and escape, he knew from previous experience how impossible it was.
"What was that Blondie? I couldn't hear you." "I said you sound like a homosexual when you say stuff… Like… That…" Naruto felt himself being rolled onto his back as Sakon straddled his waist, his eyes widened when Sakon leaned down, the other boy's silent laughter brushing against his face.
"I sound like I'm gay, do I Blondie? I'll have you know it's all your fault." Sakon's face loomed closer and Naruto could feel himself trembling. "You're so beautiful when your afraid." Their lips lightly brushed together and Naruto was sure that he was going to die of embarrassment. "And even when you're not afraid," With each word he spoke Sakon's lips gently collided with Naruto's. "You're still prettier than any girl I know, Blondie."
And then Sakon was gone and Naruto stared up at the gym ceiling, touching his lips lightly all the while thinking. 'What the fuck was that about?'
It had been two weeks since what Naruto called the Sakon-is-a-crazy-mofo-who-sexually-harasses-minors-dattebayo incident, and so far he hadn't been confronted by any S-4 members. Sure they'd seen each other in the hallways, but there were always to many 'witnesses' around. What freaked Naruto out the most was when he and Sakon would catch each other's eyes in the hall. A smirk would slowly spread over green lips and Naruto saw something in those deep black eyes that he didn't want to put a name to.
And it was just his rotten luck that last period Sakon had a teacher who didn't care if you showed up as long as you did the work, and his own gym teacher didn't care if there were spectators present. He felt Sakon's eyes on him more then once, and it both disturbed and excited him for reasons he couldn't put a finger on.
They were playing soccer today, and as usual Naruto was the last person to be picked for a team, and as usual he felt Sakon was watching him, and as usual he helt like he wanted to run and hide. And then he felt pain.
He has been appointed goalie since no one else wanted to be, and he hadn't noticed the stealthy approach of someone from the other team, hadn't notice them kick the ball, and hadn't noticed the object flying towards his face until it hit and knocked him to the floor where he laid and didn't bother getting up. He was more dazed then hurt, but if he polished up his acting skills a bit, then maybe he could sit on the sidelines the rest of the period. The opposite side of Sakon of course.
He was vaguely aware of someone saying they'd take him to the nurse's office and being picked up by a pair of strong arms and by the time he had bothered to open his eyes and saw a pair of green lips, they were already outside the school grounds. Naruto immediately began struggling. "Dammit let me go." Sakon let out a chuckle that made Naruto shiver and cease his struggling. "Blondie, is that any way to talk to the person who freed you from gym? Besides, you've been a bad boy these last couple of weeks, teasing me with that sweaty little body of yours." "I'm not teasing anybody, and just where the hell are you taking me!" Sakon paused and looked down at Naruto with a small smile. "To my house of ourse."
It took a moment for Naruto to process what he'd said, factor in Sakon's seeming attraction to him, and make a small list of the reasons why Sakon would want to bring him to his house. He then blushed and immediately began struggling again.
Apparently an armful of wriggling Naruto was a bit too much for Sakon to handle so he let the boy out of his arms but managed to keep a firm grip on Naruto's left wrist.
"Now now Blondie I'm not going to do anything…" His eyes swept over Naruto's form. "Inappropriate. I just want to talk to you. And if you don't come with me now, I can always get you alone sooner or later, Blondie." Naruto sighed wearily, knowing what Sakon said was true.
"Fine, but if you want to talk to me quit calling me Blondie." A smile spread across Sakon's lips. "Then what should I call you? Muffin? Sugar? Sweetheart? Lover? Babe? Ang-" "NARUTO! Just call me Naruto." "Whatever you say Naru-chan."
Naruto groaned as he was dragged away by Sakon, silently pondering if he should have kept going by 'Blondie.'
It was only a few short minutes to walk up to Sakon's house and Naruto felt his eyebrows twitch as the other boy dragged him up to the front door. The front yard was completely engulfed in flowers, it was a huge freakin' garden. 'For some reason I pictured him living in a shabby apartment with the others.' His eyes glanced over to a marble bird bath and his eyebrows twitched some more.
'I sincerely hope that Sakon takes no part in the creation and caring of this garden.' Naruto shuddered amd Sakon turned around, grin spreading across his lips. "Don't worry, this is my mom's garden." 'How did he-' "If you think this is bad, you should see the backyard, it's like my mom is trying to re-create Eden back there." He said as he slammed the door open and dragged Naruto past the spotless living room, up the wooden stairs, down a hallway lined with pictures and into the room at the end of the hallway.
"… Woah…" "Great isn't it? I made my parents give me the mater bedroom."
The room was large with dark red walls that were covered in band posters. It was sparsely furnished with only a desk and a chair, which were both covered in dirty clothes and magazines, and a large bed that was up against the left wall, covered in black sheets.
'I'm in Sakon's bedroom, what's wrong with this picture?' He thought sarcastically rolling his eyes heavenward. "So then, what do you want to talk about?" Naruto asked impatiently, his foot tapping against the floor and his arms crossed securely over his chest. Sakon stepped towards him, placing his hands securely on Naruto's shoulders.
"Well Naru-chan," He began lowly, "We could talk about many things, how I would like to reconcile for my previous actions, how I firmly believe that you haven't grown an inch in the past two years or-" Naruto suddenly found himself pinned up against Sakon's chest, the other's arms like steel bands around him. "We could talk about how I want to throw you onto my bed and have my wicked, wicked way with you." "NANI!" Naruto began struggling, but it was no use, Sakon was far stronger than him. 'Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have come here!'
"Now now Naru-chan, don't worry." Sakon whispered in his ear and Naruto shuddered. "Why wouldn't I worry after hearing that?" He demanded and Sakon chuckled. "I told you we were just going to talk Naru-chan, why would I lie to you?" Naruto glared up at him, trying to mask his fear with anger. "You're afraid Naru-chan, I can tell because of your eyes."
Sakon began walking slowly towards the bed and Naruto swallowed, his mouth suddenly dry as Sakon sat down, gingerly placing Naruto on his lap, securing his arms around the boy's waist and resting his chin on the blonde's shoulder.
"So then, how about we talk about the last topic, hmmm?" Naruto shivered as he felt the warm breath across his neck, squirming and shifting in an attempt to get more comfortable. He immediately stopped when he heard Sakon moan and felt the arms around him tighten. 'Oh shit! What did I do?' He flushed when he felt something press up against him.
"Uh, Naru-chan that's not nice. I promise not to do anything fun with you and then you torture me with your temptations."
Naruto snorted, blush still in place. "You deserve to be tortured for the hall you made me go through those two years!" "I don't suppose saying sorry will make you change your mind?" "No! Now let me go!" "Why would I want to do that?" Sakon purred and Naruto shivered, an unfamiliar heat shooting through his body.
"If you only want sex, I'm sure you can get it from someone else, besides, if you keep me here…" He purposely ground himself against Sakon's erection, grinning at the gasp his action drew from the other boy. "I'll only torture you."
He tried to get up, thinking he had proved his point, but Sakon's arms kept him in place. Naruto was beginning to get angry. "Let me go Sakon!"
Sakon's heavy breathing seemed eerily loud next to his ear. "Oh, I think not Naru-chan." "B-But I'm too young to have sex! And I don't like guys!" Sakon chuckled. "I never said we were going to have sex, and you were the one teasing me. You're lucky I have the self control that I do." Naruto snorted. 'Liar.' "Now then Naru-chan, let's talk." "About what, your sexual fantasies involving me pinned against the lockers, eyes glazed over with lust and pleading for what only you can give me?"
He had said it with as much sarcasm as he could muster; a triumphant smirk appeared on his face until: "Yes, how did you know?"
By some work of God Naruto was able to free himself of Sakon's grip and dash out of the house, his mind reeling. 'Why, why couldn't he just be like the old Sakon and beat me up and shove me into lockers? Why can't he hate me like he used to!'
Several weeks had passed and Naruto found that he had become scared of his own shadow, then came October, his birthday and coincidentally a note from Sakon to meet him at his house so that he could give Naruto a 'present,' ha, as if, he got enough of Sakon everyday when his dark eyes watched his every move in gym. Christmas vacation passed, along with another note saying the first and soon enough second semester had started, no more gym, no more Sakon.
Oddly enough, he didn't see Sakon in the hall much, but did he ever catch sight of the other three. Everyday Tayuya glared at him from across the hall, her fists clenching and unclenching, usually Kidomaru or Jirobuya were there to escort her away, but whenever they weren't present, she'd just stand there, glaring daggers. Naruto slowly became less afraid of Sakon molesting him and more afraid of Tayuya beating the shit out of him.
Thankfully the school year came to a close and he was safe for two months. Or at least, that was what he had thought.
One day in the middle of summer when he had been quite content with laying in his cool room doing nothing Iruka had burst in, announcing that there were three of his friends waiting for him outside. Naturally Naruto was curious about these 'friends' and went to open the door, opening it slowly, half hiding behind it only to see. Nothing.
He stood there a moment, wondering if this was some sort of trick to get him out of bed. But when he turned to go inside a small but powerful hand clamped around his wrist. 'Oh damn.'
He knew this grip, he knew those deceiving looking hands.
"Oi Blondie, you're going to come with us and have a little 'chat', or we're going to fuck you up." Naruto turned a little, fake smile plastered on his face. "Hai, ma'am." He knew better than to talk back to Tayuya, especially when a look that could kill was spread across her face. 'I'm going to die, aren't I?"
"KAWAII!"
Apparently not.
They had gone over to Tayuya's house, Naruto supposed it was so bystanders wouldn't try to save him. They had entered the horribly suburban home (It even had a white picket fence!) and Naruto was about to be dragged up the stairs when a woman started coming down looking exactly like Tayuya, well, if Tayuya ever smiled that is. She'd taken one look at him, screamed 'kawaii' and then ran down the stairs to tackle him.
Now he wasn't quite sure who he feared more, Tayuya, her mother, or Sakon… Tayuya, definitely Tayuya.
He was currently sitting on the floor of the redheaded girl's room fidgeting uncomfortably under her heated gaze, hell even the other two weren't there he'd still be as intimidated.
"Alright, let's get down to business…" She began in her dangerous tone of voice. "Instead of helping us terrorize kids, Sakon's telling us not to bother them, instead of shooting hoops with us, Sakon sits in his room all day, instead of telling us what's wrong, he just insists that he doesn't feel good. Now, whose fault do you think this is?" "M-Mine?" Tayuya smirked. "Good boy. Now what are you going to do to rectify this?" "… Apologize?" Tayuya clapped her hands together in mock excitement. "I'm glad you agree. How about we go over to Sakon's now?" It was a demand, but Naruto knew even if it was a question he'd agree to it, he enjoyed life too much to disagree with her. So he slowly shuffled behind Tayuya, follwed by Kidomaru and Jirobuya and silently despaired to himself as he walked along a familiar street and past familiar houses. 'This isn't good. Dattebayo!'
They stopped in front of Sakon's house and Naruto inwardly shuddered as Tayuya stepped aside and pointed to the path behind her. "We're going to wait out here for ten minutes to make sure you don't just go in and out, and I swear to God if I come here tomorrow and Sakon's still in his little mood swing..." She cracked her knuckles and Naruto practically flew up the path.
'I can't just hide out inside his house for eleven minutes, he might come out of his room and see me! And if I don't at least try to get Sakon back to his normal self I'll get pummeled!' He thought as he ran up to Sakon's front door and threw it open, leaping inside the house and slamming to door shut behind him.
'So I'll just have to go up there, tell him to stop sulking and keep out of his reach.'
He bounded up the stairs, went down the picture lined hallway and burst through Sakon's bedroom door. Aforementioned boy was laying face down on his bed, obviously sulking.
"I already told you Tayuya-" Naruto stiffened, feeling slightly insulted. "I'm not feeling well. And no, you don't have to beat anyone up for me. Close the door on your way out." "Oh trust me, I'd leave you alone if I could, but sadly if I go now I'm going to regret it while I'm being killed tomorrow." Wide black eyes peered in Naruto direction before going back to smothering themselves in the pillow.
"Tayuya made you come here?" "Yeah, well, the others were there, but it was pretty much just her forcing me here, you know how she is." Sakon snuggled under the sheets more and Naruto sweatdropped. 'Was he even listening to what I said?'
"You don't have to be here if you don't want to you know. To tell the truth it would be better if you leave, I seem to be having flashbacks of the last time you were in my room."
Naruto took a courageous step forward, followed by another, then another until he was looming over Sakon's still form. "Look Sakon, I don't know why me not liking you has gotten you so upset. Hell, I don't even know why you like me now since you seemed to absolutely hate me only a couple of years ago-" "That's not true, I didn't hate you, I just liked picking on you." "Whatever, the point is I have every right to just walk away right now and get a restraining order or something, but if Tayuya comes around tomorrow and finds out I didn't apologize, goodbye cruel word. So I'm sorry that you're being an idiot about this, there." 'Now I only need to hang around here for a couple more minutes."
"That wasn't much of an apology you know. And I have feelings to-" Naruto snorted at this and Sakon rolled himself over, glaring up at the younger boy. "Just because I may have made your life hell for a couple of years doesn't mean we can't be in a relationship." "It does in my book." "Well it doesn't in mine, besides, although I'm not going to try shoving you into lockers or anything like that anymore, I can still manipulate situations involving us to my benefit." Naruto took a cautious step back as Sakon rose from the bed.
"What's that supposed to mean?" "It means that if Tayuya comes around tomorrow, it's all up to me on whether or not you'll be beaten to a bloody pulp by her. I control your fate." Sakon smirked triumphantly and Naruto angrily clenched his fists. 'Bastard, no matter how much he likes me he's always a bastard to me.'
It was a hard decision, get beaten up by Tayuya, or do whatever Sakon wanted him to do, which could really be a lot of things he really didn't want to do. He was about to choose option number one when Sakon, worried by the thought provoking silence, spoke up.
"When Tayuya visits tomorrow I promise I'll be as bright and cheery as I usually am if…" "If?" "If you let me kiss you."
Naruto's eyes widened slightly, that wasn't too bad of a deal. 'My first kiss isn't too important anyways; it'll probably be nice to honestly say that I've been kissed before, I just won't mention who it was by. And one kiss is definitely better than facing Tayuya tomorrow.' He nodded his head solemnly. "I'll do it."
Sakon practically skipped forward, grinning all the while. "Oh come on, you don't have to act as though you're signing away your soul, you're lucky I only asked for a kiss. But I know anything more would probably be crossing the line and then you'd go let yourself beat up." He shook his head in mock disappointment. "Honestly, how stubborn." "Sakon, just shut up and kiss me already." Sakon's grin widened and he pulled Naruto close, his hot breath puffing gently across Naruto's face. "Well, if you insist."
As soon as those words were out of his mouth Sakon's lips were on Naruto's like a storm in a desert: harsh, demanding and conquering. His arms pressed Naruto against him while his tongue pried open Naruto's lips and rubbed along Naruto's small pink tongue, trying to persuade him to join in.
Meanwhile Naruto breathed heavily through his nose, his hands unwillingly clamping down harder on Sakon's shoulders. When Sakon had said kiss, he had thought of a little peck on the mouth, this wasn't a kiss, this was snogging! (British for making out.) In fact, he was very tempted to bite down on Sakon's unwelcome tongue, and would have if he didn't remember exactly why he was letting this happen to him.
Sakon broke apart for air and Naruto foolishly thought it was over, but after what seemed like half a second later Sakon's lips were on his again, even more fierce and passionate than before. Naruto couldn't help but be taken in by the heat of the moment and began to shyly kiss back. 'It's just so I can actually take part in my first kiss.' He told himself firmly, but whether or not he was lying to himself didn't matter to Sakon who took Naruto's gentle lips brushing against his as a positive sign.
The second time Sakon broke away from Naruto's lips he couldn't help but think. 'Third time's the charm.' Before once again claiming Naruto's lips.
Now, Naruto certainly wasn't going to admit it, but Sakon kissing him did feely awfully good and he was about to press his lips harder against Sakon's, when common sense finally came crashing down on him.
He broke away reluctantly, already missing the feeling of Sakon's lips on his, he quickly stomped that longing feeling out of existence and backed away from Sakon slowly.
"There, you've had your kiss, you'd better hold up your end of the deal." Naruto said before high tailing out of there.
Sakon stood in the center of his room, smiling. 'You started kissing back, it doesn't matter what you say, I know you liked it.'
'BAKA! Bakabakabakabaka! Why did you start kissing him back, he made your life hell, remember!' Naruto was repeatedly punching the pillows on his bed, gritting his teeth in frustration. 'Who cares if it felt good! It's Sakon! You can't like him!' He gave one final punch before flopping onto the bed with a sigh. 'But still, I kind of liked being kissed by him.'
Summer vacation faded away far too quickly and before Naruto could even begin mentally preparing himself for the new school year he was in grade ten. And his first subject of the day was math.
Who the hell decided that it would be okay for kids to attempt to learn math the first thing in the morning! Math wasn't one of his strong points and he would be even worse at it now.
Then he had gym right before lunch, English after lunch and then his final class was geography.
This semester was going to suck.
But on the plus side Sakon must have had an important class second period, because he never came to watch Naruto, in fact, Naruto hardly ever saw any of S-4.
'I guess they're putting the petal to the metal so that they can get into a good collage.'
It was the end of the day on the Friday of the second week of school, Naruto looked down at his first math test, seven out of thirty, not good.
"My my Naru-chan, your guardian's going to be so disappointed in you." Naruto leapt forward, clutching at his pounding heart. 'Holy fuck!' He angrily glared at the person behind him. "Don't sneak up on people! And don't look at my marks." He held the paper close to his chest and did his best to look intimidating.
Too bad Sakon seemed to just think he looked cute when he was trying to be angry.
"You know Naru-chan, I'm pretty good with math, so if you need any help-" "NO! No, I'm fine and dandy thank you very much." "Are you sure? That's a twenty three percent, not a very good way to start off the year."
Naruto had a problem, either not accept any help from Sakon and keep doing bad, cause he hated asking for help in the first place. Or accept Sakon's help, which would probably lead to Sakon wanting to do… Stuff with him at their 'study session.'
Naruto wasn't sure he could take anymore stuff from Sakon without wanting to reciprocate said stuff. In other words, if Sakon started kissing him again, he was pretty sure he'd kiss back.
But in the end, he figured getting together to study with Sakon was better then facing an angry Iruka. Iruka hated it when he failed tests and would make him look over his notes for hours each time he brought home a bad mark.
"YOSH! Let's go over to your house right now!" "N-Now?" "Yep!"
Naruto grabbed Sakon's hand and lead the way, a small blush painting his cheeks. 'This is going to backfire, I know it's going to backfire!'
"And since x-3 and y4 then x + (y squared) is 253. Understand yet?" "… If I said no, what would you do?" "…" "… What? I'm not good with math!"
Naruto chewed on the end of his pencil vigorously as he stared down at his math text book. "Can't you just do my homework for me?" "No." "Please?" "No, if you don't learn anything you'll do even worse on your next test."
Naruto hated math with a passion, he was even considering bribing Sakon to do his homework for him. But he didn't think he was that desperate, yet.
Sakon held back a smile when he saw Naruto's eyes go unfocused. 'I'll have to motivate him somehow… I got it!' "Oi Naru-chan, wake up." The blonde glared at him. "I wasn't asleep." "Mmmm-hmmmm. If you finish the rest of your homework, I'll give you presents." Naruto blinked. "Presents?" "Yes, the presents I got you for your birthday and Christmas last year, they're right over here…" Sakon stood up and went to his closet, rummaging around a little before taking out two messily wrapped packages.
Naruto's eyes went wide for a moment. "Wow! You really did get me presents, when I was looking at your notes I thought by 'present' you meant something sexual."
Sakon grinned and winked at him. "Maybe I just got you presents so you'd let me do something sexual with you."
Naruto sweat dropped. "You do know that you almost made it to complete redemption before you made that comment, right?" "Aw, but at least I'm being truthful. Honesty is the best policy you know." "You're a delinquent, you shouldn't talk about honesty." Sakon knocked Naruto in the back on his head. "OW!" "I am not a delinquent, just a bully, the two are completely different." "A bully is a bully who's being bullied by a bully who's being bullied by a bully who's being bullied by another bully who's being bullied by another bully who's being bullied by another bully who's being bullied by the first bully."
"… Just open your presents." "SURE!" He ripped open the first package to find a… Skimpy swimsuit.
"AHH! WHAT THE HELL? MY EYES, THEY BURN WITH THE FIRE OF ONE THOUSAND WHITE HOT SUNS!"
"Really? I didn't think it was too bad of a gift." "AND MY TEMPER BURNS WITH THE FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND WHITE HOT SUNS!"
"Okay, okay, open the second gift, I'm sure you'll like it!" Naruto fearfully began opening the second package and found… The Rurouni Kenshin box set.
"Whoa… That's friggin' AWESOME!" "Ha! I knew you'd like it. Now you have to finish your homework."
Naruto stopped mid-happy dance. 'Damn.' "Can't we just, you know, not? My teacher doesn't check my homework anyways." Sakon rolled his eyes heavenward. "Only if you promise to come here early tomorrow morning-" "Early on a SATURDAY?" "And only if you give me a kiss before you leave." Sakon closed his eyes, a triumphant smirk on his face. Eyes snapping back open when he felt a warm, strong pressure against his lips.
"See you tomorrow Saaakooooon." Naruto winked and strutted out of the room, strategically leaving behind the bathing suit he received.
'He kissed me of his own violation. All right, tomorrow, he's mine.'
'I can't believe I kissed him. Oh well, I'm sure tomorrow will be even more risqué.'
It was.