Velvet: Thanks for the reviews everyone, only two more episodes to go after this:sniffy sniff sniff: Although I am happy to say I'll have a lot more time to update my other story: Don't Forget Me an InuYasha Romance/Lemon fic. You can read it if you click on my profile thingy. But in the meantime- enjoy this Ep!

:Sniffle: Three… :sniff:

Episode 27: 'Hawaii 5 O'

Disclaimer: I do not own the 'Hawaaii 5 0' theme! Nor do I own InuYasha or any hotel.

"Cowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BUNGA!" yelled Miroku as he and a screaming Sango made their way down a wet water pipe. Yup, they, along with Kagome, InuYasha, Tina-Chan, Shippo and Kirara were at the beach. They had been staying in 'The Hula Hula' hotel on the main island for two days now- and were having a ball.

"Miroku!" screamed Sango "Do you think we could slow down!"

"I don't think we can! Why do you want to anyway!" yelled back Miroku as they came out the end of the pipe just as it closed. People on the sand greeted them with cheering and clapping. Miroku waved showing off his dark blue board shorts.

"Because I think my 'Bi-ki-ni' is coming off!" screamed Sango holding on to Miroku and her Bikini strap at the same time.

"We can't slow down- but we can stop! Hold on tight!" yelled Miroku as he took a dive straight backwards in to the bubbling surf. He grabbed the board and sat upon it, Sango stayed in the water holding his hand.

"Um… Miroku?" said Sango.

"Tell me once we get back to shore- hop on" said Miroku trying to pull her up. She pulled back and stayed in the water still.

"I can't… I only have half a Bikini left…"

MEANWHILE- BACK AT THE BEACH

"InuYasha! That's the third ball!" shouted Kagome angrily from behind the net. InuYasha shook his hand furiously on the other side trying to remove the piece of plastic that had once been a volley ball. He got it off and threw it on the ground and stormed off the court.

"Stupid 'villy bell'" he muttered brushing sand off his white board shorts that Kagome had purchased for him.

"InuYasha! Wait up!" said Kagome running away from some rather cross volley ball players.

"No" he replied gruffly sitting down on his towel. Kagome shrugged and spotted a guy over the other side of the beach who was checking her out in her pink one piece bathing suit.

"What's wrong?" said Tina-Chan who was lying down in the sun catching some rays.

"Villy bell- stupid thing broke again…" he muttered looking at Tina-Chan in her glittery purple bikini.

"Awww…" she said sitting up and taking cover under their beach tent, she dragged InuYasha in with her.

"It's okay, I never liked that game either- that's why I stayed here" she said giving him a hug. InuYasha made a sort of 'Hmph' noise and put his arms around her.

Shippo and Kirara were back at the hotel's games room, in the childcare and pet center. For the whole day.

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BEACH…

Kagome had been asked to join a few guys for lunch. They were all American and on holiday (American, but not Hawaiian does that make sense?). She went to a café and had a hotdog with them. The radio there blared the 'Hawaii 5 0' theme over and over- it was a typical tourist trap.

"Wow… this is really good!" said Kagome swallowing her first mouthful of hotdog ever.

"So you're serious, you've like, never had a hotdog before?" asked a guy by the name of Jeremy.

"Nope, but I think they're yummy, I also had a Twinkie yesterday- they're not too bad either" giggled Kagome. They boys laughed with her.

"So, Kagome, is that how you say it? You're from Japan, what's good over there to eat- it's gotta beat hotdogs if you don't even have them" said the other boy, his name was Mike.

"Well, we have Sushi I guess, oh and Onigiri!" she said taking a moment to think about it. Jeremy raised an eyebrow.

"Isn't Sushi that thing with seaweed?" he asked.

"Yeah, if you prepare it right- it's really good" she replied taking another bite of her hotdog.

"What's onigiri then?" asked Mike.

"Rice balls- you season them with salt usually, they're great!" Kagome said then shivered a little, she was dry, but had only her blue one piece swimsuit on and she'd left her towel at the beach. She finished her hotdog and wiped her mouth.

"Cool, hey, you look cold…" said Jeremy concernedly "Do you want my jacket?"

"If you could spare it" replied Kagome accepting the jacket and throwing it around her shoulders.

"You still look kinda cold Kagome, come here" said Jeremy giving a secret wink to Mike and holding out his arm as an invitation for Kagome to come sit on his lap.

"I don't know… I have to get back to the beach, my friends are still there" said Kagome tentatively.

"Well let's go back there then, ill hold you close so you don't get cold, kay?" asked Jeremy standing up, Mike stood too.

"Alright" smiled Kagome walking over towards Jeremy and letting him put an arm around her. They all walked back to the beach tent, which was zipped shut and emitting smacking noises.

"InuYasha? Tina-Chan? Are you guys in there?" said Kagome loudly to the tent. The zipper shuddered and opened halfway. InuYasha stuck his head out. His face was covered in lip gloss.

"What do you want Kagome?" asked InuYasha looking from her to Jeremy and Mike and back again "And who are those goons?"

"This is Jeremy and Mike, we just had lunch together" said Kagome pointing to each of them in turn, Jeremy still had his arm around Kagome.

"InuYasha? Who's there?" said Tina-Chan's voice softly. The zipper opened all the way and Tina-Chan was sitting there, her arm around InuYasha.

"Kagome, Mike, Jeremy" said InuYasha dismissing them.

"Oh… nice to meet you" she said then dragged InuYasha back in and zipped up the tent. Jeremy and Mike exchanged glances. Kagome blushed.

"Well that's InuYasha and Tina-Chan for you! Hey look Sango and Miroku!" said Kagome pointing trying to steer the subject away from InuYasha and Tina-Chan. Jeremy removed his arm.

"Hey Kagome, me and Sango were gonna head back to the hotel- we spent a really long time looking for Sango's Bikini top, and well- now we're really tired" said Miroku pushing his surfboard in to the ground. Sango nodded in agreement, her face was very sun burnt, that or she was blushing

"Yeah, that 'Perfect temperature hot spring' looks really good about now" she said sighing. Then they walked off.

"Well great- now I have nothing to do…" muttered Kagome

"Hey, what hotel are you staying in anyway?" asked Mike

"The 'Hula hula'" replied Kagome picking up her towel and bag and getting ready to leave.

"What a coincidence, same as us" said Mike grinning "Come up to our room for a bit- we have a great view of the beach from up there, and the sunset's supposed to be really nice too. Though, I've never seen it"

"Yeah, come on Kagome, it'll be great" prodded Jeremy further

"Well okay, just a minute" she said stuffing her towel in her bag. Then she turned to the tent that was now shaking violently and kicked it

"I'm going back to the hotel- Sango and Miroku already went" she said Loudly, the shaking stopped and they heard an angry growl then,

"FINE! Go, Tina-Chan and I might come up later"

"Yeah… Might" then there was a high pitched giggle and a loud sigh. Kagome didn't even WANT to know what they were doing in there. So she, Jeremy and Mike began to walk off

"Oh Kagome, wait a minute!" said InuYasha's voice. Kagome stopped and turned around.

"What?" she said

"Are you taking your bag with you?" asked InuYasha

"Yes" replied Kagome

"Well, before you go" there was a giggle and a laugh from InuYasha "Could you give me the things we bought the other day?" Kagome blanked and narrowed her eyes. She plunged a hand in to her bag and drew out one of the three boxes she had in there. They were all of identical contents.

"Here" she said walking to the front of the tent. The zip opened and a hand shot out and grabbed the box Kagome was holding. She walked away with Jeremy and Mike running to catch up with her.

"What was that anyway?" asked Jeremy "It was covered in Japanese writing so I don't know what it said" Kagome sighed and stopped walking for a moment.

"Protection" she muttered then resumed walking.

"Oh…" said Jeremy and Mike in unison.

"Yeah, 'oh…' I wanna listen to some music- but I didn't bring any CD's!" said Kagome exasperatedly.

"You need to hear some of OUR music then there's a few songs that we know…" said Mike glancing at Jeremy.

---(Line)---

" … turned around and shouted, play that funky muuusic white boy!" sang Kagome, Mike and Jeremy jumping around and dancing in their hotel room. Kagome sang a solo part,

"Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you dieeeee…" Mike and Jeremy cheered and clapped as Kagome took a bow and jumped off 'Stage' which was actually just a table.

"So, like our music?" said Mike sitting down and breathing heavily. Jeremy took a seat too and Kagome sat between them.

"Yeah, it's great!" said Kagome.

"So what's your relationship status? Boyfriend back home?" asked Mike. Kagome shook her head then out of tired ness they all went silent until…

"And just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY!"

Velvet- Wow, what and extra long episode. I guess it's worth it. By the way, before you review and ask, NO KAGOME'S NOT GOING TO GET WITH THEM! SHE'S 14 FOR GOD'S SAKE!