Xonelel: Here's the second chappie! Hoorah! I don't own any of the people in here, or Kingdom Hearts.
WARNING: Extreme randomness
Axel: ice, ice, baby.
Larxene: OMGOSH THAT POOR LITTLE BUNNY IS IN DANGER I MUST SAVE IT!
Marluxia: RRAAAR! I AM THE MANLY MAN MARLY!
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Riku and Kairi had given in and let Sora have the Gummy worms. This was partly due to the fact that them, Yuffie and Aerith together couldn't restrain him. It was like the need for gummy worms gave him super powers or something. Anyhow, Cloud, Leon, and Tifa had arrived. Of course the Organization was late. How could anyone expect them to be on time?
Finally the Doorbell rang. 10 Organization members and Namine filed into the room, each bringing tons of food (this was the main reason why Sora, Riku and Kairi had invited them. Otherwise why would you invite the bad guys?)Everyone went out into the big backyard since everyone had arrived, andthen people lined up at thebathroom to change into their swimsuits.
Sora was wearing a plain red swimsuit with his trademark silver chain. Kairi was wearing a pretty flowery pink bikini. Riku had on a blue swimsuit. Namine was wearing a modest white one piece. The organization was wearing black boxer swimsuits that looked like Sora and riku's except for Larxene, who was wearing…
"AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI!" Demyx was taunting. Larxene fumed. That was indeed what she was wearing. She controlled lightning, so why not? As if to explain this, she electrocuted the poor blonde mullet until he looked like a big burnt piece of crap on the floor.
"Little help?" Demyx asked. Everyone was laughing their heads off, but being the leader Xemnas gave Demyx an elixir and he turned miraculously back into himself. With that strange incident, no one decided to insult/tease Larxene about her choice in swimsuits. Now that everybody was changed, the party got started!
Riku was trying to flip burgers on the grill, but one half cooked patty landed in his hair and he stared screaming and running around.
"YAAAAAAAAAAY!" Screamed Sora, who after the effects of gummy worms, thought Riku was running around happily. He ran up with him.
"YOU IDIOT!" Yelled Riku "GET THIS PATTY OUT OF MY HAIR! OR &#$!#!#&!"
"What are these people's problems with bad words!" shouted Roxas exasperatedly. Leon, being tall, grabbed Riku and flicked the patty off of his head, and it landed in the pool. Right on top of Marluxia, who was sunbathing in a pink blow up chair.
Marluxia girlishly screamed, "#&$!&#&!#&!" Xigbar looked at him, impressed.
"Wow, I didn't know you had enough guy in you to say those things. Although, the way you said it sounded girly."
"SHUT UP YOU !#&#&$!" He yelled. Namine was looking scornfully at them while Roxas was trying to start up some small talk with her about stupid bad words.
Meanwhile, Kairi was trying to wake up Sora, who had just crashed from his sugar high. He was unconscious, and after a few minutes of trying, she shrugged and walked away.
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Luxord had dragged Cloud, Yuffie, Tifa, Saix, and Xemnas into a poker game, which he was winning. The aforementioned people were very frustrated.
"Luxord, as your noble and kind superior, I order you to GIVE UP ALREADY! WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR GAMBLING HABITS!" Xemnas screamed.
"Wow, Larxene was right, you do have a yelling problem." Luxord smirked. "And if you're so sick of my 'gambling habits', then why did you agree to play?"
Xemnas looked uncertain, then defiant. "IT'S MIND CONTROL! MIND CONTROL I SAY!" He yelled and he knocked over the table.
"Hey, I'm the only one supposed to mind control!" whined Zexion.
"Please, sir, control yourself!" Saix pleaded as he tried to control his raging boss. Xemnas was so angry he took away the sea-salt ice cream that Yuffie was licking and threw it on the ground.
"Eeep! You're a meanie!" said Yuffie, who started to cry.
"How could you make Yuffie cry? That's just awful! I think I'll punch your eye out." Said Tifa calmly as she held up her fists.
"I'll help! This guy's insane!" Agreed Cloud, holding up his buster sword. Xemnas held up an "uh-oh" sign before Tifa and cloud started to pound on him.
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Aerith was talking calmly with Kairi while all this other pandemonium was going on.
"So, do you like flowers?"
"Yeah! My swimsuit has flowers on it! So does my keyblade!" Said Kairi happily.
((gasp)) "Kairi you have a keyblade? GAAH IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Aerith said, and she keeled over dead.
"NOOOO AERITH! NOT AGAIN!" Howled Cloud as he rushed over to her, leaving the bruised purple guy that was Xemnas with Tifa. Kairi sidestepped away from the strange scene
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Demyx was busy trying to convince Axel to go swimming.
"Why did you come to a Barbeque/pool party when you ARE AFRAID OF THE WATER?"
"Um… because all the cool people came!" replied Axel defiantly.
"But you're not cool, you're hot!" Said Demyx back, who was trying to refer to the fact that Axel controlled fire. However, Axel Misinterpreted this.
"OH MY GOD! DEMYX IS GAY!" shouted Axel, horrified, but his mouth spread into a wide grin. "Oooh, yay for blackmail material/gossip! I'm going to tell everyone!" And with that, he promptly ran off yelling "DEMYX IS GAY! DEMYX IS GAY!"
Demyx found himself wishing that he was a piece of crap again.
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When Sora woke up, he was experiencing a sugary hangover. But after about 2 minutes this wore off.
"LET'S HAVE A CHICKEN GAME IN THE POOL!" He yelled. Everyone stopped the random things that they were doing and nodded.
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Xonelel: Well, there's chapter 2! Random enough for ya? And also, that cute little button below is calling for you! click it and review!
Zexion: heehee I'm mind controlling the button so that if you don't press it you will be swarmed by CHIBIS!
Everyone: AHHH! THE HORROR! THEIR CUTENESS IS BLINDING MEE!
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