Namine14: Sorry for the looooooong wait. I'm so mean, leaving everyone hanging like that! ;; Truth be told, I sort of forgot about this fic. Hopefully it wasn't too unbearable. Anyways, this chapter is the oh-so-infamous chicken match. Bwahaha. F34R 17! Also, me and my friends will crash the party. - Hey, we needed more people for chicken! There weren't enough girls! I'm Xonelel or Xonny, then there's Rihxanonn (Rihx) and Kyllex. Yup.
Axel: Funded by the Organization XIII's bake sale profits! JUST BECAUSE WE'RE EVIL DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T LIKE SWEETS AND FROSTING!
Rihx: Did somebody say frosting and evil?
Namine14: oO;; OH yeah and I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters. Duh.
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Everyone at the party started frantically running for partners. It was utter chaos. Kairi and Sora ran over to each other almost instantly, similarly so did Roxas and Namine.
Xemnas was yelling for some girl to pick him before he whacked them over the head with a picnic chair, Demyx was looking back and forth and all around not knowing what to do. Most of the other Organization members were behaving in a similar manner except for Zexion who was leaning calmly against a wall, waiting for the stupid pairs to be picked already.
Yuffie ran gleefully over to Leon, who groaned but reluctantly let her grab onto his arm. Tifa was excited that she got to be with Cloud, but he was too busy staring wistfully at Aerith's body to notice.
Suddenly, a portion of the fence was blasted apart. There stood three girls, grinning broadly and looking excited. As if they had done nothing wrong, they hopped over to the group of paired up people, and immediately, the one with shoulder-length blonde hair and a baby blue bikini glomped Axel, causing him to almost fall over.
"IT'S AXEL! AXEL'S HERE!" squealed the blonde girl, clutching Axel in a death grip around the waist. He winced and tried to push her off. She wouldn't budge.
"Xonny, no! Remember? We talked about this! AXEL IS MINE!" Yelled the one with long, wavy auburn hair and an olive green tankini.
"But Rihx… I want Axel!" Xonelel whined.
"We all do, Xonny! I can't be with him either, remember?" said one with medium length, wavy dark brown hair and an orange tankini (with skirt!).
"Um, Xonelel is it? I kind of wanted to be with… Larxene…" His voice trailed off and Axel looked hopefully in her direction, she hadn't even noticed him and was looking for the guy who would most likely help her win.
"What was that?" Xonelel asked sharply.
"ALRIGHT WE'RE DOING THIS THE HARD WAY!" Interrupted Rihx, and she bared her abnormally sharp nails. Xonelel stared at them fearfully, but tightened her grip. If Axel wasn't so anorexically skinny, he probably would've died from suffocation.
After her back and arms were almost red and raw with nail marks, Xonelel released her hold upon Axel and walked over to Demyx.
"You'll be my partner, right Demy?" She said, putting on a cute puppy dog expression.
"Sure!" He said, relieved to have found a partner. Kyllex walked up to Zexion.
"Zexy will be my partner!" She chirped excitedly. He shrugged, but smiled. That meant yes.
Larxene had finally settled on Riku, who was very unhappy but had found no alternative.
Everyone else just watched in amusement as the chicken game started.
As soon as they hit the water, Axel and Rihx started flailing around. Everyone knows that they are afraid of water, so why did they even enter the contest? You could hear strangled yells as their heads sank underwater, then bobbed up again for air and more yelling. As soon as one sank, the other popped up, so there was a stream of constant cries for help coming from the 2 desperate people.
"OH HELP, HELP ME PLEASE! OR I'LL-"
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! GOT IT MEMORI-"
"I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU-"
"SO? I STILL WANNA GET OUT OF H-"
"GAAH! WATER SUCKS!"
"OMG I KNOW! OH AND DEMYX IS GA-"
While all of this was going on the other teams were actually participating in the competition. Kyllex and Zexion were doing pretty good, with Kyllex distracting and annoying people and then knocking them out. Larxene and Riku were doing poorly, with Larxene being about the same weight as Riku he teetered dangerously before a squealing Yuffie knocking them over. She gave Leon the thumbs-up. Cloud an Tifa were doing pretty good as well, they were currently locked in a fierce duel with Sora and Kairi, who were evenly matched. Xonelel and Demyx were sweeping the competition, the combination of Xonelel's light weight and quick moves with Demyx's water powers enabled them to move through the water much faster than all of their other opponents. They practically knocked poor Roxas and Namine out of the way.
Finally some fast pushes had knocked over Tifa and Cloud, and the final 4 pairs were on the field: Xonelel and Demyx, Kyllex and Zexion, Yuffie and Leon, and Sora and Kairi. The last part of the match had begun.
Kyllex apologized to Kairi beforehand, Kairi was one of her friends, before dunking her.
"Sorry Kairi, but I wanna win!"
As she was knocked over and Kairi and Sora went to the sidelines, Axel was chatting animatedly with Larxene, much to Rihx's displeasure. If he wasn't the one and only Axel, he'd be a lot more beat up.
Xonelel and Demyx managed, with some difficulty, to knock out Yuffie and Leon. And then there were 2.
Xonelel and Kyllex, sized each other up, before yelling a battle cry and lunging at each other. The catfight was intense, even between friends, but Xonelel had the advantage of basketball on her side and overpowered Kyllex! And Demyx cheated by shooting boiling hot water at Zexion's legs when the struggle went on for too long. Thus, Xonelel and Demyx were given their reward! It was…
"A PICKLE? A LOUSY PICKLE?" Xonelel fumed. Demyx happily munched on the pickle while Xonny rambled on and on about other, better prizes.
Then it was free time again and every started doing things. But they didn't notice 3 Organization members in the corner plotting and scheming with Xigbar, who hadn't been mentioned and was getting bored. Vexen held up a potion and he, Lexaeus, Xaldin and Xigbar laughed evilly.
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Xonelel: WOOT! The other Orgy members crashed the party too! What does the potion do…
Kyllex: Why are you asking us?
Rihx: yeah how do you expect us to know!
Xonelel: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!
Rihx and Kyllex: …?
Axel: Got it Memorized?
