Daydream?

By Sylvia Sylverton

Summary: Sirius is licking Remus, Confused? So is Remus. This is in the MWPP era about the sixth or seventh year whichever one you like.

Disclaimer: Let's just say I don't own the Harry Potter books and the likelihood of me owning it sometime in the near future is slim if next to none. Besides if I did own it book five would have never happened and Sirius/Remus along with Draco/Harry relationships would be canon.

Rating: This is rated Pg-13 because of some implications of sex however you can see way worse on TV and this rating is just a precautionary measure don't worry kiddies nothing hardcore.

Warning: This fic is SLASH, get that there is boy- boy love, but I think that's silly to warn you about obviously you should know it's slash if you're in the romance section of Remus and Sirius fics and besides I think it's hypocritical to warn people about slash. I mean what's the big deal love is love it's not like you have to warn people when the fic is het ooh people of the opposite or same sex are kissing big deal what you do in your own free time is your own business. But whatever I don't make the rules I just follow them. Flame me if you wish but if you dare flame me about this fic being slash I will do the following scream in frustration, curse you and your family, and feed the flame to an incredibly intimidating French poodle named Fifi.

A.N.: this fic is written in Remus' point of view and any of his thoughts are in italics. Archives: Anywhere that will have me, so far just freedom of speech fanfiction, Azkaban's Lair, posted: 12/28/03

Feedback: Lupin was having the most delectable dream. What was it about you ask? Let's just say it involved strawberries, whipped cream, and his dear friend Sirius. Sirius wasn't wearing very much at all and neither was he. Cliché, maybe, but Remus wasn't complaining. Actually he did have one complaint; he was awake and he didn't know why.

He felt the strangest tickling sensation moving up and down his face, not entirely unpleasant the sensation almost made him want to giggle like a little schoolgirl. And it left his skin with a warm tingly feeling almost as if a giant tongue was transpiercing up and down his skin. Oh! Remus just had an epiphany it must be his canine chum Padfoot giving him a good morning "kiss". Ooh now the tongue if that's what it was, was traveling towards that sensitive spot right by the mole behind his left ear. The actions of his canine friend were seductive, sensual, and dare he say it wanton and quite frankly it was leaving him all hot and bothered a fact that greatly disturbed him. He had come to terms with his not so platonic feelings for his friend but getting off over a dog was something different. You have hit a new low Remus Jay Lupin he mentally scolded himself. To calm himself down he began to lightly pet his furry friend. That's weird when did padfoot's fur get so fine and silky and when did he get so heavy. First thing tomorrow I'm telling James to put him on a diet, now where did he put that leash.

"Oh Moony, Moony" Sirius' unmistakable husky tenor filled the air. Unless I've gone insane that definitely wasn't a bark. Remus slowly opened up one eye became stunned to the point of no return, slowly opened up the other eye, closed them, and faster than lightning opened them again. No still there. Sirius, in all his glory, was sitting right there on his lap, staring at him. Thank Merlin I must still be dreaming he thought and closed his eyes again.

But was quickly awakened again by a deep heartfelt chuckle. "Oh Moony, you have no idea how funny you look right now," he heard.

"WHAT, Sirius you're really here? But I thought…" he yelped while jumping up in a startled motion.

"Shh Moony, before you wake up the other boys."

"Why Paddy, why are you here?" he asked.

" Duh, Everybody knows I'm crazy about you and you looked so delicious laying there. I just needed to sample for myself." "Did you know that you taste like peanut butter covered bananas?"

Remus was speechless; to Sirius he looked like a fish with his mouth opening and closing again in a fluid motion. But then he was struck by inspiration and began to walk towards his curtain. But Sirius thinking he was leaving in disgust began to ramble in an almost incoherent jumble of words "Wait! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you upset. James said… I thought, well it doesn't matter what I thought. Please don't hate me, we can just forget this ever happened, please..."

Remus stopped him mid rant "Siri, Siri, Siri, you make me feel many things but believe me upset isn't one of them," he said as he was closing the curtain.

"You mean?" Sirius said while trying not sound to hopeful and pathetic.

"Yes. So tell me my dear Padfoot, how do you feel about whipped cream?"

The End?

A.N. Love it, hate it? Let me know and review. Constructive criticism accepted but please no flames about the slashiness. Let me know if you want me to continue it in like a sequel or Sirius' point of view or whatever. That was my first completed fanfic. If you liked my story you might like my poems too so please check those out and review let me know what you think about them. I'm sorry that it may seem a little rushed at the end. I know Remus seems really O.O.C. for this fic but my reasons for this are A) I see Remus, in his youth, as having an incredibly low self-esteem so he believes that he is incapable of being loved especially by someone as great as Sirius Black. So his mind not being able to comprehend the possibility of Sirius feeling anything other then friendly feelings towards him begins to create excuses. B) Having just woken up he is in a very confused state. All I know is that it takes me at least a half hour before I can talk coherently to anybody after having just been awakened.