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Faust: …………………ok, I have an extremely good reason for not updating in such a long time, a, my freshmen year of high school was reeeeaaallly confusing at times, especially since 90 of the kids from my middle school, went to another high school, there are three in my school district (4 middle schools), and lucky me got pitted at the brand new one, with none of my friends, just people that I knew and was not good friends with, but the type of people you say hi to in the hallway and can trust to do their share of a project, but, I didn't get a single fucking class with anyone from my middle school that I liked, but, I made a mass amount of friends, and while I was generally liked at my mid school, I was labeled as an "out cast" because of my friends, but in high school, for some reason, I'm adored by all, every one, it's fucking scary OO! And then I'm been having random spurts of pain all through out my body since I was about 6, and I passed that off as growing pains, but for the past few years, the space between the jolts of pain grew closer and closer, and for the past year my arms, mostly my wrists and hands, my ankles, feet, knees and hips get the pain often, but from my elbows down my arms kill me constantly, they always hurt but every few seconds it feels like someone is stabbing me there with a shaaaarrrrppppp knife, and I'd be crying constantly if it wasn't for the muscle defamatory pills and the arthritis strength pain relievers I have to take every day just to function, no one has yet to figure out what the hell is wrong with me, it's not carpel tunnel, it's not arthritis, not mental, nothing to do with my blood as far as the doctor could tell, and then for the past year or so I kept have dizzy spells, and my vision would randomly black over, and it would sometimes get to the point where I would collapse, sometime I knew when it was coming, and other times it would be wham! All of the sudden I was on the floor, and so we got that checked out, and it turns out I have hypoglycemia, which is low blood sugar, which is veeeerrrrry bad for a person like me, since, I sort of have this problem with not remembering to eat, I'm not anorexic at all, I just forget, or am so wrapped up in doing something before I know it it's 8:00 pm and I'll I've had to eat was a granola bar at breakfast, I never feel hungry cause I drink so much water that I'm always full feeling ;; so, yeah, it's been a hectic year, but I'm going to try my best to update, but my 10th grade year will be even worse, seeing as I'm taking on a bunch of college level classes (I hate myself)

Feral: on top of that, she's not supposed to be on the computer as much, since it could be an over use injury, but of course, what do parents and doctors know?

Faust:…………nothing useful…….

Fickle: don't mind her, she's bitter

Faust: anyways, I'll attempt to get a few more chapters on soon! But, don't come at me with pitch forks! Remember, pitch forks and or sharp stab-y objects baaaddd, plus, I might or might not end up getting surgery, hopefully not, that would suck, and I have negative reactions to all forms of sleeping medication, it's rather annoying really, but, my goal is 5 more chapter till school starts in a month, and at least one time a month, since I feel kinda bad about not updating…….ever…..and the chapters will be longer too! Been a rather…slow start ducks knives and random heavy objects being thrown at her head

Chapter # 3

……... (Sirius's POV)……………………………….

'No! I don't want to wake up yet!' Stupid Prongs! He just had to go and throw water at me again! That's the third time this week! I snuggled closer to Remus. 'Just great, now I m all wet and soaking! Revenge,...ok, maybe later. Stupid bugger had to go and get my feet wet too! Nothing on this planet annoys me more than cold ankles! Well, actually, there are a lot of things that annoy me more, but for the sake of being dramatic, nothing is worse than cold ankles! But now that I thought of it, my ankles were a lot more wet than they should be, it sort felt like they're under water! But that can't be, I must be imagining things.' Satisfied with my conclusion I tried to ignore the feeling and go back asleep, but no, James just had to come back.

"Padfoot, Moony!" he yelled out. I groaned in annoyance, I mean really, must he be so loud this early?

"Hey, are you guys still alive?" What kind of question was that? Of course we were still alive! As far as I knew (which according to lily, wasn't very far at all) we hadn't done anything that dangerous. Besides the party, but Lily cut me off well before the threat of alcohol poisoning.

"Mmmmneehffere." I mumbled out, James had begun to poke me, I tried to move away, but I was too wrapped around Remus to move much. Damn it! If ever snuggling with your boyfriend did not come in handy, now was the time,…wait a sec! What was I thinking! I blame it on the cold ankles.

"Good too see that his intelligence hasn't suffered any." Was that who I thought it was! What in the world was Lily doing in our dorms! And now she's poking me as well, oh joy. Hold on! Lily, was poking me in the head? Now I knew that there was definitely something wrong with this picture. I finally opened my eyes and stared up at the 2 evil creatures of, well, evilness!

"Wha?" I muttered out, squinting, that damn sunlight was bright! Lily rolled her eyes.

"You're a real poet aren't you Black?"

"No need to be rude lily darling you are after all in our rooms, usually it's proper to be polite when you intrude a person's home." I said slightly miffed. "And what are you doing here anyway? Did you finally give in too Jimmy boy's charm?"

"Erm, Sirius, if you haven't noticed, we're kinda not in the dorms." James said blushing and sneaking a glance at Lily.

"What do you mean we're not in the dorms? Just where are we then?"

"Well, actually, here in lies the problem, we haven't the slightest clue where we are."

"Beyond the fact that we're on some kind of tropical beach." Lily interjected.

"Oh, well that nic-WHAT!" I yelled. I detangled myself from Remus and sat up. I looked about, desperately hoping that Lily had somehow gained a since of humor overnight. No such luck though.

"What sums it up quiet nicely, but the real thing we should be asking here, is why." Said Lily.

"Yes, but, yelling out "why" really didn't seem to have the dramatic effect I was going for."

"Whatever."

"See! Now you get it!"

"What?"

"Exactly!"

"Potter what kind of drugs has he been taking?"

"That's the sad thing, this is how he always is."

"Then who exactly dropped him on his head when he was born?"

"Not who lily, what!" Sirius interjected.

"Do not start on this "what" business again." Lily said sighing.

"No, he's got a point this time Evens, his parents are more of a "what" than a "who."

"Will you two just shut up!"

"What exactly is your problem Evens?"

"I, on the other hand, would like to know what all of your problems are."

The group stared around them for a second trying to figure out where the aggravated voice had come from, until, Lily, the smart one thought to look down and broke out grinning.

"Remus! Your awake! Great! Now there is more than one intelligent life form on this beach."