Ahhh, minna-san, thank you all for reading this thing, I just got a new computer, so sorry for the late update! Please do continue to R&R this fic, since it's the first Humor one on my list and I would love for people to tell me what they think of it. I love you all!

Icya-chan

p.s. yea yea, I don't own any of the original Inuyasha characters, nor Saya-chan, ne demonsaya-chan (friend), but I do own everyone else. :Smiles: No, Ri is mine, you can ask me for him only on weekends!

Twins

Kagome blinked a bit, staring at the hundred some youkais that showed up in the last half an hour or so and signed. She's surrounded by people that look like Inuyasha, who at the moment is entertaining himself by making fun of Sesshoumaru along with Ri-kun. She never knew how many people are there in someone's family, until now.

Two little female youkais ran across the field, playing with Shippo, who seemed to be in heaven as Miroku tried to flirt with Saya-chan, closely followed by Sango with a twitching eye.

Sighing loudly, Kagome decided to visit Inuyasha and the twin brothers.

"Maru-chan, you really shouldn't be all grumpy all the time, you'll get wrinkles!" Ri stated with a large grin on his face.

"Shut up you imbecile." The Great Demon of the West responded, shifting slightly in his seat.

"Wrinkles? You mean those things on his face?" Inuyasha cracked a smirk. "I've always thought that he was born with them."

"Well, I didn't say he was the prettiest of all babies."

"Dim-wits. Think of better things to do with your lives than standing here chatting amongst yourselves like a pack of hens." Sesshoumaru gritted his teeth.

A slow smile spread Ri's lips. "Maru-chan, you know, you really are grouchy, when's the last time you got laid?" Sesshoumaru's eyes nearly popped out. "I mean, you are let see, three thousand some years old, and the last time you got laid was when? Well, come on share with us."

Sesshoumaru mumbled something as Ri and Inuyasha leaned closer. "What ya say?" The Han-you questioned.

"Mmmu mumum."

"What?"

"Mummu."

"Huh!"

"I SAID NEVER OKAY? YOU TWO GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" The Great Demon leapt out of his chair.

Inuyasha and Ri glanced at each other, then back to the standing Sesshoumaru, and both cracked up laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Ri wiped a tear out of his eye. "Maru-chan, you're still…a…vir….vir…virgin!"

Inuyasha clutched his stomach. "Who's ever… heard…. heard of a thr… three thousand year old virgin?"

"Actually." Ri said with a serious face. "He's closer to four thousand than three." The two continued to laugh as a nice and large vein start to appear on Sesshoumaru's head. "So that's why he's so damn irritable. He hasn't been touched!"

Sesshoumaru mumbled and grabbed the cookie tray beside him and managed to whack his brothers on the head with it, cookies and all. "Shut your foul mouths you brainless zombies."

"Even Inu-chan's better at getting women than you are!" Ri pointed to his twin, a hand over his stomach. "He's a fourth your age and got two girlfriends, and you, the Great Demon of the West, a virgin!"

Ri was rewarded with another knock on the head which he ignored.

Kagome twitched with the word two and the image of Kikiyo flashed back into her mind. That damn albino ghost that stole her soul. She then continued to listen to the quite interesting conversation where Sesshoumaru was badly made fun of.

The two brothers laughed as Sesshoumaru grumbled endlessly, clutching the cookie tray with one hand. "You two have the slowest brains in the family, and find the most incomprehensible things funny, how vulgar of you all to be so pointlessly entertained by senseless tales!"

"You're just easily agitated." Inuyasha spoke between laughs.

Sesshoumaru lifted up the tray and was about to smack the thing into Inuyasha's head, though was stopped by a tug on his sleeve. He shifted his attention to the diminished form of Rin beside him, wearing the cute little white kimono he 'bought' her and a look of plead in her eyes.

"Sesshoumaru-sama," she backed away, digging a foot into the ground and kicked the imaginary dirt. "Can I have some cookies?"

Sesshoumaru looked down at the tray in his hands and finally saw that it was a cookie tray, then held it low for his young companion. "Here you go Rin, take as many as you want."

"Arigatou Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin took a hand full of cookies and ran away to the crowd of children, disappearing from the Great Demon's sight.

Sesshoumaru returned his attention back to his brothers, and found them smirking toward him with an evil glimmer in their eyes.

Ri pulled a hand to his chin and closed the distance between his twin and himself. Wrapping an arm around Sesshoumaru's shoulders, he spoke loud enough for both Inuyasha and Kagome to hear. "So, Maru-chan, I see you like 'em young, huh?"

Sesshoumaru's face managed to turn from the shade of white to pink, red, then finally purple before he reached out toward his twin's neck. "Ri, I'm going to kill you."

Kagome decided that it was the time to just leave and pretend not to witness the death of the twin of Sesshoumaru. She wondered mindlessly to the little crowd of children playing by the large table in the center of the gathering, and found a smile on her face. Shippo was so happy with children his age as they chased each other on a game of youkai and prey. Then Kagome realized that Shippo might be about one hundred some years old, just as the rest of the 'children' in the field and figured that she could be the youngest person there.

"So, what this?" A youkai walked up to the crowd of children, his name was Roujimiru and Inuyasha's cousin, twice removed. His unusual way of dressing in bright neon green made him the spot light in the wave of pale blue and whites, with darts of red, right beside his half uncle who wore bright pink.

The children paused from their playing and looked up to meet his gaze. "Playing." Mitsuhiko answered, tilting her head as her long pigtails bounced.

The older youkai sighed loudly and bent down on his knees. "How many times have your mothers told you that playing with your food before you eat them is bad manners?"

The little youkais managed to look ashamed of themselves as their gazes shifted from their older brother/uncle/cousin/whatever. "Sorry." The group said in unison as Roujimiru picked up Shippo by his tail.

"I wonder." The older youkai lifted a hand to his chin. "If this thing…"

"Shippo!" The little fox youkai interrupted.

"This Shippo would taste better grilled or steamed."

Shippo's eyes fell out of his sockets as he learned to scream on the top of his lungs. "You…..you're kidding me, right!" The little youkai's voice was filled with fear as Roujimiru shook his head.

The little youkai fainted.

Roujimiru stood up and threw the unconscious Shippo over his shoulders and whistled out of the little crowd.