Welcome to Dares to The Extreme, a new show entering its second season. This has always striken me as a peculiar style of writing, but sometimes very, very funny.
BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARE THE CHARACTERS TO THE EXTREME!
Em: Hello and welcome to the first episode, first season, of Dares to the Extreme, from the creators of 'It's time for Fred and George' and 'Harry Potter Idol.' Of course, I am the only host that could tolerate these boneheads, so if I get fired, good luck getting a new host. grin Ha, I'm so powerful. Anyways, I'm sure you're all dying to know who you may dare, so, if you're sure, here they are:
Draco: Aren't amazing? poses
Em: No, you're not.
Draco: How are you sure of that?
Em: Here's how. evilgrin
Draco: AHHH! feetle position
Hermione: walks on stage AHH! DARCO! runs away
Em: sweatdrop Ok, so there's Hermione too.
Harry: walks on stage
Screaming fans: WE LOVE YOU HARRY!
Harry: is annoyed
Em: -glare-
Harry: AHHH! feetle position
Em: -smiles- I love being able to do that.
Ron: Can I quit?
Em: No.
Ron: Why?
Em: Remember last Fourth of July?
Ron: NO MORE BOOM! runs away
Sirius: Have no fear, Padfoot - err... Sirius is here!
Em: sweatdrop
Remus: Hi all. wavels
Em: Man! No reason to glare. Oh well. -glare-
Draco: out of feetle position AHHH! runs away
Em: smirks
James: Come on Lily, sit with me!
Lily: AHHH! NO! Em?
Em: Gladly. -glares-
James: AHHH! -whimpers- ok...
Peter: Don't hurt me Em...
Em: -glare-
Peter: AHH! I'll be good...
Em: Anyways, you know the drill. Send in a dare. I ask it. They do it. If you really want the hazard of being in this show, please fill out the following form. See you next time on...
BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARES TO THE EXTREME!
Ron: NO MORE BOOM!
Em: is annoyed
Please note, this is really NOT my style of writing... trust me, I do MUCH better.