BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARE THE CHARACTERS TO THE EXTREME -big explosion-
Ron: AHH! NO MORE BOOM! errr
Em: sweatdrop Anyways, welcome to Dares to The Extreme, the first season. You know the people, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Remus, James, Lily... and unfortunately Peter.
Crowd: BOOO! -throws tomatoes at Peter-
Peter: sweatdrop
Em: grin So of course you know them. But now and forever we play host to two new characters!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Em: And they are... Lauren!
Lauren: Hi! supergrin
Em: And Elly! She's not an elephant, don't worry...
Elly: Hisies! -sits down-
Draco: Hello Lauren... shades
Lauren: DRACO! AHH! I love you! supergrin
Em: sweatdrop
Lauren: Anyways, I sent in a dare, so I get to ask it!
Em: No you don't.
Lauren: Yes I do.
Em: And how are you sure of that? -raises eyebrow-
Lauren: It's in the handbook tongue
Em: Fine...
Lauren: Hermione?
Hermione: Is Draco gone yet?
Lauren: Yes, he is.
Hermione: Phew!
Lauren: You need to suck silly putty up your nose using a straw.
Hermione: errr
Em: What's wrong?
Hermione: Silly Putty... Six years old... lip gloss... -shudders-
Lauren: evilgrin
Em: Nice glare!
Lauren: Thanks!
Elly: Hey...
Em: Hay is for my cousin's goats.
Elly: -glare-
Em: -glare-
Elly: -glare-
Em: -glare-
Elly: AHHH! -shields eyes-
Em: Haha, nice try, though... Hermy! Get to work!
Hermione: Do I have to? –whimpers- Fine...
Lauren: -hands straw and silly putty-
Hermione: -closes eyes- -sucks silly putty- Ah! I can' say nuthin' I going to get you' emiwy!
Em: HA!
Lauren: HAHA!
Elly: HAHAHA!
Em: So I guess that does it for...
Big booming voice: DARES TO THE EXTREME!
BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARE THE CHARACTERS TO THE EXTREME -big explosion-
Ron:...
Em: What's up with that Ron, you used to have a fatal fear of booming noises?
Ron:...
Em: Earth to planet Ro-on?
Ron: NO MORE BOOM!
Em: Okayy… -inches away- Anyways, welcome to Dares to the Extreme, where our motto is, you send 'em, we do 'em.
Draco: Is Lauren here today?
Em: Yes...
Draco: SWEET! supergrin love
Em: (in spooky voice) Hermione!
Draco: AHHH! eekerrr -looks around- confused embarrased -glares at Em-
Em: I'm terrified. rolleyes -picks at nails- Well, you two are going to have to French kiss so...
Draco and Hermione: NOOOO! AHHHHH!
Em: -sighs- Well, The person who asked it also asked to be in the show so... -presses big red button-
Lauren #2: -falls from the sky-
Lauren #1: AHHH! You stole my name! Name stealer, name stealer, name stealer...
Lauren #2: So what evilness should I bring today, Em?
Em: You're supposed to make them French kiss.
Lauren #2: Perfect! I need somebody to test out this kissing potion. Oi! Hermione! Get over here!
Hermione: -still in shock- errr Coming...
Em: -clips toenails-
Hermione: Hey, thanks! Wait a minute...
Em: blush Well what makes you say that?
Lauren #2: -drops toenails into potion- Hehehe...
Lauren #1: Name stealer, name stealer, name stealer, name stealer...
Lauren #2: sweatdrop Make Draco drink this.
Lauren #1: Ok, anything for my Draco!
Draco: Yes? love
Lauren #1: Drink this. It'll... uh... make you more handsome, if that's even possible!
Draco: That's fine with me. -gulps down-
Draco & Hermione: AHHHH! -start French kissing uncontrollably-
Hermione: -muffled- Not funny.
Draco: -muffled- Lauren, I'm going to forgive you for making me drink this.
Lauren #2: Me?
Draco: -muffled- No.
Lauren #2: cry
-5 MINUTES LATER-
Draco&Hermione: -still kissing-
Lauren #2: Hmmmm... It should have worn off by now.
Lauren #1: name stealer name stealer...
Em: To St. Mungos!
-big sirens-
Em: As we have some medical emergency whats-its, I guess it's over for now for...
BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARES TO THE EXTREME!
Lauren #1: Name stealer, name stealer, name stealer…