BIG BOOMING VOICE: DARE THE CHARACTERS TO THE EXTREME!

Ron: No more boom!

Em: grin Too bad.

Ron: Why? –raises eyebrow-

Em: evilgrin –pushes big red button-

Sarah: AH! –falls from sky-

Em: Ron, meet the ever-so-loyal Sarah.

Sarah: evilgrin

Ron: AHHHHH! –pulls hair out- not you again! –groans-

Sarah: Oh contraire.

Ron: -gulps-

Sirius: love

Sarah: love

Em: lol

Sarah: So Ron, here, have some boom.

Ron: NOOOOO! errr

Em: -sighs- Sorry, but it's it a dare. Wait… I said it wrong… I meant to say HAHA! It's a dare! Haha… heheh…

Hermione: -gasps- You haven't lost your evilness have you?

Em: lol Of course not! Anyways, Ronnikens?

Ron: errr You can't make me do it!

Em: Oh yes I can.

Ron: raspberry How?
Em: Like this. –presses big red button-

Sazzy: -falls from sky-

Em: What's with the weird name?

Sazzy: sweatdrop

Em: -sigh- rollseyes –whispers in Sazzy's ear-

Sazzy: Ohhhhh, no. No way, Jose. No. Nope. Nada. Nil. Zero. Goose eggs.

Em: angel –puppy-dog-eyes- Pwease? –Trembling lip-

Sazzy: smile Ok! –walks over to Ron-

Ron: love

Sazzy: Hey Ron! Do me a favor and tie all these new mega boom dynamite super-rumble fireworks to yourself, Ok?

Ron: love Ok… -ties self-

Sarah: Heheh… Ish so evil. smile Em? Would you please do us the honors? –bows- evilgrin

Em: evilgrin Gladly. supergrin –lights fuse- BACK UP, PEOPLE!

Ron: Dum de dum dum dum… wait a minute. What's the fuse for? Why are there super mega boom super-dynamite rumble fireworks tied to my-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

All: Oooh… ahhh…. Woah…. Wow… sweet…

Em & Sarah: supergrin evilgrin

All: 3! 2! 1!

Ron: AHHHHH! –falls from sky-

THUD!

Ron: Ugghhh…

-sirens-

Em: Well, before we get arrested for attracting muggle attention and harming fellow wizards, and before Ron dies from fright and a… err… slight concoction I guess that does it for…

DARES TO THE EXTREME!

Ron: no more boom… errr no more boom… happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place HAPPY PLACE! errr