Stalking the Fellowship

Chapter thirty: Mo gets some unwanted attention

"So who are you again?" Fran asked Elladan.

"One of the twins of Elrond, and one of Arwen's elder brothers." He replied throwing another stick into the fading fire.

"Yeah I know that mate, but which one are you? The original or the clone?"

"Pardon?"

"Which-twin-be-you?" Said Mo Slowly, "Is that plain enough for you?"

"Oh yeah, plain as rain, I'm Elladan by the way...Fru isn't it?"

"What? NO! It's Francesca Fay Louise Tou Saint Andrews." Replied Fran with a smirk

"Er...I think I'll stick with Fru."

"Suit yourself," Replied Fran looking around at where Maddy was with the rest of the men.

"What is Maddy doing?" asked Fran.

"Looks like she'd fraternising with the enemy and being a traitor," Answered Mo.

"Just because they wanted to execute you don't mean they are the enemy" Said Elladan, trying to hold back the laughter.

"Find it funny do you? How about I go and try to kill you?"

"You wouldn't be able to," He laughed.

"Why ever not?"

"Because you're a GIRL!"

Mo sighed and shook her head, Men! She thought, but her mouth spoke for itself, "You...Stupid, sexist, lame excuse for and elf!" oh no, looks like I'm on another person's murder list, She thought looking at Elladan's shocked face. However to her relief he began to laugh!

"Man he's strange," Whispered Fran to Mo.

"I...heard...that!" replied Elladan who was still laughing his head off.

"Good thing you didn't kill him, look around you."

Looking around they could see most men staring their way. Some who didn't know what was happening had drawn their weapons.

"Who said I wanted to kill anything? All I want to do is go home! Back to those simple things in life. Sure the view of the moon and stars are great here without city lights and pollution clouding them. At least I wouldn't be risking my life for people who don't give a damn even if I do die! At least I can be that strange twisted weird yet funny girl in normal clothes! I'm not doing this ANYMORE!" She yelled on the verge of tears, "It was your choice to do this! Not mine! Sure I agreed, but I'm not doing it. No way I can't put up with all this shit! I HATE it! I HATE this place and most of all I HATE this stupid war for power and land. It's not our world, why the hell we are doing this is beyond me!" And with a full break out of silent tears she jumped up climbed onto Orion and galloped off, leaving many staring.

"Now that was a surprise," Said Aragorn.

"Shouldn't we go after her before an Orc or something does?"

"No, she'll be back."

"What if we're not here?"

"I'll go," Said Fran.

"I'll come to, I know this land better then you," Said Elladan, "Don't leave without us!" He shouted back at them.

"Is she usually like this?"

"No Elladan she is not. Usually she's a very pissed off girl, that shouts a lot... and bosses… both of them are bossy."

"There are two?"

"No she's not skitso. I mean Maddy and Mo; they like to boss me around."

"And you listen to er...Maddy? She seems rather..." He trailed off.

"Insane? Delirious? Off her rocker?"

"Yes... that. But back to Mo."

.-.-.-.

"He's got no chance you know," Said Maddy airily.

"Pardon?" Asked Elrohir.

"The stunt he's pulling to 'save' Mo; it won't work. She has an aversion to men."

"He's an elf," Elrohir replied.

"The male species in general." Maddy clarified, "She'd rather jump into Mount Doom then admit liking a male. There's no point in him even trying. But we don't have to tell him that do we?" she winked, "Lets enjoy her reject him."

"He only likes her because she hates him."

"It's a love hate relationship."

"MO! COME BACK!" Shouted Fran.

"Piss off."

"NO!"

"It's dangerous in the wilderness."

"Oh shut up you pointy eared blonde haired pixie!"

"I have brown hair!"

"I don't give a shit."

"That isn't good language for a Lady."

"It's a good thing I'm not a Lady then!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

"You're female, are you not?"

"Yes I am."

"Hold up." Said Fran, "Can you please shut up so we can go back to the group?"

"No," Said Mo, obstinately.

"So you just want to trek out into God knows where, and eventually get killed or die of Hunger?"

"Well I'll end up dieing in one of these battles anyway."

"You don't know that," said Elladan trotting close to her.

"Shut up and back away, you are way too close to me."

"If the Lady wants me to."

"Look," Said Mo eyes flashing, "If you call me a Lady again you won't be able to reproduce!"

"Some how I doubt that."

"You have to sleep! Elf or not!" Mo threatened.

They then turned around and went back to the group.

"Elladan?" Asked Elrohir, winking at Maddy, "I need to talk to you."

OK first I apologise for making you guys wait, second lets all celebrate we don't have exams no more! hands everyone a cookie and thirdly the bad news, after this chapter I have no more, due to me not haven spoken to Maddy in a while so I have no more. But hopefully because the exams are over she'll be coming online a lot more often so more chapters for you guys. And last of all before I answer the reviews, I'll be going to Vietnam this summer so will not be able to post, so hopefully Maddy will fill the gaps for me.

The Cool one: Good to hear you like our story, thanks for the review please keep reading!

FK306 Animelover:hehehe poor elf, me taking it out on him and all, oh well that's how my character was created that's how she'll stay and terrorise all of them. insert evil laugh

Rhiw: Thanks for the review, please do continue to read and review.

Sweetypie15: Mega apoligy to you for taking so long, and a big thank you for still having the patients for us.

Altar Carnesr: Yeah I think you prefere that they were still stalkers because all the chapters were condensed down to give you bigger chapters, but the first time round people couldn't wait to see them being found out. Its interesting to see the alternation between opinion. Thank you for you review please do keep reading.

Mikki Leigh: Yeah reading it over now it does seem like we ramble alot don't we? but it's all for the building up of each character, plus it lets you get to know them better. Thank you for the review please keep reading.

Sweet sango Japan (e-mailed review)- Thank you for making the effort to review to us, it's a great pleasure to hear both from fans on ff.n and through e-mail and I couldn't remember if I replied to your review via e-mail so I will do so here again. Could you by chance who your american pen-pal is? I'd like to thank them for referring you to our story! hands you a bunch of cookies

Well I'm sorry if i missed anyone out, but this is all the reviews for this chapter that I can find. Thank you to everyone for reading wether or not you review. Please keep reading and review so that we can hit out 300 target!

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