Chapter 2: who's the daddy?

"Where is it?" Wuya cried as she rummaged through the fridge, a couple of ginger bottles and a pack of pudding cups went flying across the room as she did so, she gave up and threw the fridge against the wall.

"Aagrh! Where's Jack? I need to hurt someone!" she growled and then realised she had left Jack back at Chase's palace.

"Jack did say he was feeling funny…perhaps…oh no please don't tell me he drank the youth potion!" she groaned "Without the Ent Sap to slow and control the process Jack might end up as foetus!"

She rushed back and ran in to find Chase standing there, strangely enough without his chest armour on and was holding a baby who was wearing a white cloth around its bottom.

"Err…hi Chase" she grinned and he looked at her.

"I trust you are responsible for this?"

"Err…yeah that's mine" she said "I'll take it off your hands if you like…what?" she demanded when she saw Chase looking at her strangely.

"He's yours?" Chase demanded and looked down at the baby, the baby had red hair and Wuya had red hair also

"Makes sense I suppose, who's the father?" Chase asked.

"His father?" Wuya muttered, Jack never told Wuya his dad's name "I don't know his name"

"How can you not know the father's name or are you that easy you'll have sexual intercourse with anyone?" Chase demanded and Wuya went pale.

"You think…" she stuttered.

"I must say you didn't even show" he declared.

"Now wait just a second here!" Wuya shrieked "You think that I'm that baby's mother!"

"So he isn't?" Chase smirked.

"It's Jack Spicer!" she cried "Jack drank the potion and got turned into a baby!" Chase chuckled and the baby wriggled.

"Yes well with that little mystery solved you can have him" he declared and plonked him in Wuya's arms; the baby wriggled even more and reached out for Chase again.

"I think we need to talk about this"

Chase and Wuya sat at the table as they discussed their little problem while Jack played with a tiger's tail, he would sit there waving it around and then the tiger would flick it away lazily. Jack would giggle and crawl after it and catch it again, the tiger would flick it away again and Jack would crawl after it again and again giggling like crazy as he did.

"Wuya why are we doing this?" He demanded as they watched this.

"Because I need him as a lackey! Who else will go jumping into battle when they know for a fact their going to loose?" Wuya demanded and Chase sighed.

"Pathetic!" he groaned, by now the tiger had grown impatient and had walked off, Jack gave a look of confusion as his fluffy toy vanished but he looked up at Chase and smiled happily.

"Dada!" he cried as he crawled towards him, Chase looked down at him.

"No if I'm going to have to put up with you, you are going to call me master!" Chase declared but Jack just looked up at him and held his arms up for a cuddle.

"Dada! Dada!" he squealed. Wuya was in a fit of laughter.

"Hah hah hah he thinks you're his daddy! hah hah hah!" she cackled Jack looked up at Wuya and beamed a smile.
"Momma!" he gurgled, Chase smirked at her and she glared at jack and then at Chase who was now sniggering.

"Don't say a word!" she hissed, Chase picked up Jack and looked at Wuya.

"Very well I shall look up the antidote and you shall baby-sit"

"Oh no if I'm doing anything I'll look up the book" she said, looking up a book is way easier she thought.

Jack's tummy rumbled and he sniffled as he began to cry, Wuya plugged her ears and looked at him.

"Why is he crying?" she demanded.

"He's hungry" Chase said as he held Jack at arm's length.

"And?" she exclaimed, Chase glared at her and sighed.

"Feed him!" he cried and Wuya looked at him dumbfounded.

"Err...how?" she asked and Chase struggled to explain it.

"You're a woman just...feed him!" he explained and handed the baby to her. Wuya stared at him and figured it out as Chase knows nothing of powdered baby milk.

"Are you saying I should breastfeed him!" she cried and looked at Jack. "Jack you are a pervert!" she declared.

"I suppose we don't want to mentally disturb the poor child" he clicked his fingers; a cat came in with a bottle of milk he tossed it at Wuya who gave it to Jack.

"You had that all along didn't you?" she growled.

"Yes but I just loved seeing that look on your face" he cackled.

She chucked Jack at him and stormed up the hallway, she smiled at herself at the thought of Chase babysitting Jack for a while.

"I got off easy all I have to do is find the book and then…" she stopped and stared at the room she just entered. Each shelf case was two metres tall, and were so wide they seem to vanished into the darkness, and each shelf case was packed tightly with massive books.

Wuya stared at this and her jaw dropped open.

"Oh crud" she grumbled.