Hello. I wrote this late one night- This fanfiction, I have decided, is going to be short - maybe up to eleven/twelve chapters.

Enjoy The Fifth Chapter Of Lilies: $50.

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I didn't move.

I was probably frozen in terror.

What am I talking about probably? That has to be it.

Yeah, I was frozen in terror.

And - uh- when he kissed me, I only kissed back because I was, um, trying to push his tongue out of my mouth.

Yes.

Well, duh, of course that's why.

And some mental defective might tell you that I was actually kissing him, and running my hands through his hair, but the truth was:

There was a bug in his hair. A large, over sized bug, and it was so revolting that I had to get rid of it.

When I finished kissi- I mean, um, well, you know, him, I just kind of stared, eyes wide, before getting off him, and bolting.

"Lily!" he yelled after me.

But I was gone…

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Wish I hadn't run off.

I have no idea where the hell I am.

Ugh.

I'm mentally disturbed.

I could really go for some pain medication right now…

Or sedatives.

Or crunk.

Whatever the hell that is.

I heard a couple of rappers rapping about it once.

Somewhere along the lines of, "You will get me crunk, get my crunk, aw-haw."

I'm a terrible rapper.

I'm a "Lily-ass"; if what I heard from the Offspring song is true.

Blech.

I've decided to make my own song:

In this hall way,

All alooooone,

In this hall way,

Not near hooooome,

In this hallway,

I kissed Potter,

In this hallway,

I shall rot - aaa!

It's good, right?

Shut up, I never said I was intelligent.

Sooo alone, got nobody here beeeesiiiiiiide me. But cha gotta have frieeeeeeends.

Only I don't.

No Ruth…

Well, she was my only friend.

My God I'm pathetic.

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I'm going to let you in on a little secret, ya hear?

I liked that kiss with Potter!

And it was a kiss. Ok? I admit it!

Maybe it's the starvation.

Or maybe it's the fact that I've been out here for TWO FRICKIN' DAYS.

Oh…

Wait…

Everything's going black…

I'm really making a habit outta this…

Thump.

-

Owwwwww…

My head…

Aaaah…

Where the hell am I?

Oh.

I'm back where I started:

The hospital wing.

Why is Potter beside me?

Sleeping.

I can move.

Maybe I should hit him.

Hard.

No, I can't.

Why?

I don't know.

Something's seriously wrong.

That thing about liking the kiss with Potter?

If you'd kindly forget it, thank you in advance.

Potter stirred, and grinned when he saw I was awake.

I was forced to acknowledge how good he looks when he first wakes up.

God damn it.

His sleepy smile is so cute.

"Hey," he said, smiling, "I found you."

"Yeah, I can see. But if you hadn't left me there in the first place, you stupid Neanderthal…"

And then he was doing it again.

Kissing me, I mean.

This time I pushed his head away quickly.

"What the Hell do you think you're doing? What about Pommie?" I said furiously.

One minute they're friggin' giving up on you, the next they're making out with you!

"She's not here. Some creepy second year got stuck in the Invisibility Cupboard."

He leant in again, but I quickly put my hand on his forehead, restraining him, "Did I say you could kiss me, you man-strumpet!"

"Strumpet?"

"Old people version of hoe, you hoe-man." I said.

He chuckled, "I thought you enjoyed the kiss we had? If your reaction was anything to go by…"

"Well, you're wrong. I was trying to push your tongue out of my mouth, with my tongue. And the only reason I was running my hands through your hair was because you had a giant, over-sized bug in it." I replied.

James chuckled again, "This wouldn't be the same bug that was on my head, when you were caught staring at me?"

"Yes and no," I answered, "Stop harassing me. I'm on my death bed."

Rolling his eyes, James responded, "No, you're not. No comas this time. They say you're malnourished."

"Well, if they had of fed me!" I retorted.

James just nodded, "They're thinking of firing Madame Pomfrey. She screwed up royally."

"WHAT?" I cried, "They can't fire Pommie. She's simply the best nurse thing we've ever had!"

James shrugged, "She did poison you, then starve you for a week and a half, and then let you escape."

"When you say it like that, it sounds so sadistic," I said defensively.

James shrugged again, "Can I kiss you now?"

"No!" I said, angry, and pushed him out of the bed.

James, who was on the floor, now looking adorably - No, I meant - uh - Uglyly- confused and wide eyed, looked up, bewildered.

"I thought … I thought you liked me…," James said, dazed, "Why… Why…?"

"Because," I said, "You're Potter. Potter. I don't like Potter…" I was now talking to myself, "Because… I can't like Potter… Not Potter. Oh god, I should think about Ruth. Even if Potter is yummy-"

I looked up in shock, as I realized what had just slipped.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

I really shouldn't think out loud.

(AN: This happened to me once, only I said, "Ah, shit, Damion's Coming Over Here)

James' face had adopted an over-joyed look, and suddenly he had got up, leaned over, and was kissing me.

I pulled away instantly.

"Weren't you listening to my ramblings, you stale colossal lubberly dolt!"

I know, I really should stop reading old people books. But they're addictive, OK?

James beamed, "Actually, I was. You said I was yummy."

"No I didn't, you lout!" I lied, "I said crummy."

"No you didn't."

Outraged, I hit him in the head.

He just smirked, "Lily, you're too frail to hurt me."

"OH REALLY?" I screamed, and suddenly I had jumped on him, hitting him.

"Yes," he said calmly, laughing as my fists continued to pound him.

And then he pulled me by the back of my neck, down into a kiss.

It was at that time that both Sirius and Ruth decided to walk into the room.

Now, let me explain to you my position. I was sitting - well, more like straddling- Potter, and we were kissing.

Ruth immediately burst into tears- she's making a habit of it, apparently- and started to run.

"Nooo!" I yelled, chasing after her, "You're not getting away this time!"

"Hey! Lily!" Sirius called after me, "Nice robe!"

But I didn't care. Because I was going to straighten out things with Ruth.

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Aiiiiiie! Full of my now plentiful cliches: Lily fainting, in the hospital, and Ruth cryin'. Don't Cha Just Love It?

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