-1Kirby Stole Lunch
I'm mostly writing this story out of similarity between me and Kirby. My brained is focused on this story, and delicious pizza topped with stringy cheese, sweet red onions, barbecued chicken and spicy pepperoni. Oh, and my conspiracy involving dimension transporting wormholes, Nintendo, and Shigeru Miyamoto, which may, or may not, have created SSB. On with the story about food.
"Food!" shouted Kirby. He inhaled the bread dough. He walked away happily.
Peach shouted, "Hey, where'd the bread dough go?"
"Uh-oh, time to go," thought Kirby. He walked into the lounge, where you lounged about, surprisingly enough. And that's what Kirby did, in front of the TV. He pressed a button on the remote and 'The Greatest Chinese Chefs' flickered onto the screen.
Fox walked into the room. "Hi", he said. Kirby burped, arousing already aroused suspicions. "Kirby…" the pink puffball didn't like the way he said that. "Would you know anything about the vanishing bread dough Peach is roasting everyone about?"
"Would you believe me if I said no?" He asked hopefully.
"Not really."
"Dam. Well, I could give it back, but.."
"NO WAY!" Fox interrupted loudly.
"My point exactly," Kirby proclaimed with a smug grin.
"We can still punish you for it," Fox growled evilly. Kirby gulped…
"Gangway!" Kirby screamed as he charged through a crowd of random Smasher's in the middle of the hall.
"Come back squirt," Fox shouted as he tore after the small criminal. He tripped over Gannondorf's foot. "What gives?" Fox asked.
"You owe us an explanation as to why a small creature just knocked us over," Gannondorf growled while prodding Fox.
Fox told him the magic words, "Kirby just stole lunch." The instinctive, and usual (what, you think Kirby never stole lunch before?) war cry erupted.
"KILL!" the Smasher's yelled in unison, and ran after Kirby.
Yoshi volunteered to search the kitchen. Usually, it was a no, but everybody was concentrating on killing Kirby, so he got it. He intended to help Kirby in the ultimate task of all. He walked through the door and picked the fridge up. Kirby de-flattened and pulled Yoshi under the fridge with him.
"Hello?" Mr Game and Watch said as he poker his head in the kitchen. He though he heard something, something heavy (cough afridgeyoudoofus cough). He the went towards the fridge and opened it. He took out many ingredients, and started cooking. Kirby and Yoshi began to drool at the smells wafting over from the oven. Sweet, succulent chicken, marinated in olive oil, and powdered with garlic, and a bit of lemon juice to finish it of. A perfect meal.
"Oh Kirby, lovely juicy food here, just for you" Mr Game and Watch said softly.
Yoshi almost ripped his arms out of their sockets restraining Kirby. Mr Game and Watch exited, still calling Kirby. A short while later, all the Smasher's met in the Kitchen, discussing was to find Kirby. Pikachu's nose twitched. His feet automatically moved him next to the fridge. He opened the freezer compartment and took out some ice cubes.
"What are you doing Pikachu?" Mario asked.
"Pi pika pi chu pi pika," he squeaked pointing under the fridge. Then he chucked the ice cubes under there, and released an electric jolt.
The fridge jumped about a foot into the air, revealing a dazed Kirby and a frizzled Yoshi. Then it landed back on them. Bowser picked up the fridge and kicked Kirby out. He stuffed Yoshi in the fridge, simply because he was evil.
"So," Samus said.
"So what," Kirby asked innocently.
"Have you had any, bread lately?" Samus whispered icily.
"Em, ooh, err…" Kirby stuttered. That was enough for the Smasher's. They proceeded to beat Kirby up without mercy, as they had been doing for the last year, every other few days when Kirby stole lunch.
Me: Well, what do you think? Ooh, pizza... Please excuse me while me, Kirby and Yoshi go to pizza hut. We are hungry.
Link sarcastically: You think?
Me: Nope. I don't think, I know.