MONOPOLY
by Megaera
The sun was shining; the grass was green; there was a gentle wind blowing from the east. It was the makings of another beautiful day in Feudal Japan.
Uh-oh, Rin knew where this was going.
"But Sesshoumaru-sama! Rin doesn't want to go stand at the top of a hill and watch Sesshoumaru-sama's hair blow in the wind for hours! Rin gets BORED!" The tiny orphan hollered her opinion at the top of her lungs and all in one breath.
Jaken rolled his wide, amphibious eyed, muttering, "Not like we have anything else to do."
"But Rin doesn't WANNA!"
"Silence silly girl!"
Sesshoumaru proceeded onward, ignoring his companions' pleas. If he didn't really have anything to do, then gosh dang-it, he was going to look like he did.
'Hmmm—that's a nice, tall hill…'
…Later that day…
"What is Sesshoumaru-sama doing?" Rin asked, picking a few more flowers to add to her already huge collection. Rin seemed to be forever picking flowers, but what she actually did with all of them was a mystery. (A/N: And a different parody!)
Jaken sighed. "He's thinking pesky, ningen brat! Isn't it obvious!"
"No."
"UGGGH!"
Rin tugged a Monopoly board out of nowhere, (A/N: How the heck do they do that?) and began to arrange the pieces.
"Rin's bored! Let's play!"
…Twenty minutes later…
"AGGGH! You cheated!"
Rin blew a raspberry. "Rin did not cheat!"
Jaken threw his piece at the board in disgust. "Stealing from the bank is called cheating!"
Rin began to sort all the piles in her lap by color.
"Girl! Are you even listening to me?"
Sesshoumaru tilted his gaze slightly. He had gotten bored of looking at the rock, the tree, and the small creek that he'd been staring at for the past ten minutes.
When the fans weren't watching, being a lord could be extremely boring…
"Rin! Quit robbing the bank!"
"Rin is borrowing!"
Sigh.
-Finito-