But this has nothing to do with the manga! Chapter 3: THAT FLUFFY THING, an inuyasha fanfic

THAT FLUFFY THING

by Alecto

Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, and Sango sat in a circle around the warm campfire. Finding no decent or indecent lodging nearby, the group had been once again forced to make camp in the woods. Not that they weren't accustomed to it.

"Well, we've already discussed Naraku's whereabouts, which are unknown to us at the moment. What else is there to talk about?" Said Sango.

"We could butt into peoples' love lives!" Miroku chimed in.

Sango glared. "How about not."

"We could play card games." Kagome offered.

Inuyasha sighed. "I am so damn sick of those."

"We could wait for something to happen." Shippou suggested.

Silence…

More silence…

………

"This is stupid." Inuyasha said with narrowed eyes.

"I wonder what that fluffy thing on Sesshoumaru's shoulder is…?" Kagome mumbled.

The young miko's mumbled question caught the attention of the other four listeners.

"Obviously it's a tail." Shippou chirped.

"Is it attached to his ass? No! It's not! Why the hell do you think it's a tail!" Inuyasha hollered.

The kitsune kit shrank back. "Uhhh… Well it…it kinda looks like a tail."

"It's draped over his shoulder. It must be a fur boa or something." Miroku guessed.

Sango was staring at her hands in thought. "Typically in youkai that have human forms, parts of their demonic form manifest themselves. For example: a youkai with a tail may still retain a visible tail in its human form. Kagome, you once told me that in his demonic form Sesshoumaru has longer, fluffier fur across his chest, over his right shoulder, and on his back. That fur manifests itself in his human-like appearance as a sort of fur boa draped over his right shoulder."

Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippou, and Miroku's eyes were confused, dizzy swirls.

"That's a lot to take in when you say it that fast." Shippou twitched.

"And in monotone." Kagome added.

Inuyasha folded his arms into his haori sleeves. "This conversation bites ass. Let's talk about something else. Or do something else."

"Like what?" Miroku inquired.

"I know! I know! I know!" Shippou was jumping up and down. "Let's sing a campfire song!"

"NO!" All but Shippou shouted.

The kitsune kit looked as if he'd been slapped. "Oh…okay…"

"I dunno about you losers, but I'm goin' to sleep." Inuyasha leaned against the nearest tree and closed his eyes.

Silence…

"Waaaanna draaaw on 'im?" Shippou asked, wielding a Sharpie.

"Okay."

"Sure."

"I'm in."

(A/N: I should've added more to this. May some stuff about how the fluff keeps growing puffier and longer every time we see Sesshy. Oh well, I'll fit that into another parody.)