Need To Be Saved
Chapter 4: Drunken Idiots
The group was still hanging out at the karaoke joint, and were staring at Whitney in awe, and several of the members, namely Harley and Sesshomaru, were glaring at the big-mouthed Kouga. Meanwhile, a dark brown-haired human woman and a man with black eyes and hair were singing a love song together in the background.
"What is her problem?"Kagome asked, since she had been to engrossed in her conversation with Sango to notice Whitney's anger until the said youkai stomped off.
"Who knows? She gets overexcited and all emotional at times" Kouga said in a 'I-just-put-up-with-her-because-she's-my-girlfriend' tone. Harley rolled her eyes at his oblivious comment and her sensitive cat ears picked up the faint sound of growling coming from Sesshomaru. This surprised the neko and she furrowed her brow in thought. 'Sesshomaru supposedly hates Whitney, yet he growls when he sees her mistreated or upset stupid bastard is jealous haha.' Harley smirked, causing Inuyasha to tilt his head in confusion.
"Uh, you okay?" The inu hanyou waved his hand in front of Harley's face, waking her from her reverie. The neko youkai blushed at her stupidity, and shook her head affirmative.
"I'm fine, just thinking." Harley said quickly, taking a sip from her kiddy cocktail. She was the only one in the group who drank a non-alcoholic beverage, knowing that she didn't trust the others to drive home ¦under the influence.
?With Whitney?
"Stupid, loud, always interrupting, grrr!" Whitney muttered under her breath along with several curse words.
"Like, can I take your order?" A female bartender asked. Well, at least Whitney thought he was a female until she actually saw his face.
"Um, yeah, can I have a raspberry martini?" Whitney asked politely, despite her angry composure.
"Sure, sweetheart. My name is Hojo, and- ooh, I love your nails! Where'd you get them done at?" Hojo was momentarily distracted.
"Uh, Shara's Nail Salon on 31st Street." Whitney said awkwardly. Hojo continued to blabber away to her as he prepared her drink, mentioning his boyfriend Jenkotsu and other things Whitney didn't care to hear about.
"Next up on the karaoke, we have Sesshomaru Takomi!" The host announced in his low, booming voice. The inu demoness, who was, unfortunately, drinking her martini at the moment, spit some of the crimson liquid over herself. They must have the wrong person. The crowd clapped, except for Whitney, Harley, Sango, Inuyasha, Victoria, and Kouga, of course. Meanwhile, Bankotsu was grinning like a wild man. He had gotten the Naraku, Ayame, Kikyo, and Kagura to go home, so he was happy that a few less people were able to see him embarrass his best friend. Don't get him wrong, he REALLY wanted to embarass Sesshomaru, but the less people, the more of a chance of him living. He was mentally patting himself on the back at his job well done. He was thankful that the DJ had let him have someone else sing a song.
Sesshomaru was glaring as he walked up to the DJ and grabbed the mike. He knew Bankotsu had something to do with it, and he mentally vowed to rip his so called 'friend' a new hole. As he walked on stage his eyes caught the stunned faces of the little group he was sitting with. A low growl almost escaped his lips at the grinning wolf. His eyes than caught Whitney looking at him in utter shock. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was parted in an 'o.' He smirked at the thought of surprising everyone. His smirk grew even more as the song started. 'This shall be entertaining.' He thought, his amber eyes locking onto that of his group and the now joining Whitney.
The song started out low and deep, his voice and manner going with it perfectly.
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
As the music started Sesshomaru kept his gaze on his table. They were all staring in slight shock. The girls were flushed, and their eyes dazed as he began to play with the hem and collar of his shirt.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts Ow
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
He walked the small stage, flipping his hair slightly, totally working out the haughtiness of the song. He did a small disco move with his finger at the disco part, his hand moving to one side of his body then to the top of his head. The girls giggled at this, but didn't stop staring. Even Harley, who didn't find him attractive for her taste had to admit he was doing his part well.
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
He flounced his body, showing off his walk, turning his head over his shoulder to smirk at them.
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that
He touched his head and pretened to tip a hat.
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
The girls expected him to shake his ass at that part, but he just continued to turn, but their dissapointment was short lived when the next verse started.
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
He began to play with his buckle of his pants and panted into his mike.
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
He ended it by standing stock still and tilting his head in an I'm-better-than-you manner. Everyone clapped and cheered for his preformance. Half the girls were drooling over him, and some girls went as far as too ask him to call her, shouting their numbers. He completely ignored them and walked towards his table.
He was met wuth shocked silence, but that did not last long. All the girls, including Whitney, fell into giggles, grasping onto the table. The guys grinned evilly, but that soon stopped when they noticed that he was smirking. Harley was the first to come out of her fit of laughter. "Oh my god, Sesshomaru! That was sooo funny! I can't believe you actually did that." She exclaimed in slight awe.
"Neither can I." Bankotsu said, shaking his head. "But Sesshomaru never backs out of a challenge."
Sesshomaru glared daggers at him, and the table fell into another round of laughter. No one was really drunk, they were just having a good time. Well, Kouga may have been drunk, because the next thing everyone knew, he was on the floor with a very angry Whitney glaring at him. "Fucking, Wolf! Don't touch me like that! Fucking numbskull!"
"Gahhh, I think Kkkkkkouga's had one ttttttttttto manyyyyyyy." Ginta slurred. Harley laughed at the idiot who was in a drunken reverie.
"Hey Miroku, I have a song for us to sing." Sango grinned evilly.
"Ah, and what would that be? Forever and For Always?" Miroku asked hopefully.
"Not quite, come on!" Sango pulled on the monk's sleeve, dragging him onstage. After briefly consulting the host, he smiled, nodding his head.
"Okay everyone! Next we have Sango and Miroku, in 'Phunk with my Heart'."
Sango: No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
(Yeah)
No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Sango: I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
Miroku: Girl, you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once you bought it
I'm coming baby, don't got it (don't make me wait)
So let's be about it
Sango: No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Sango swayed her hips to the music, and Miroku attempted to grope her butt, ending with him on the ground. Luckily he still had his mike in his hand, and sang as he stood.
Miroku: Baby, have some trustin', trustin'
When I come in lustin', lustin'
Cause I bring you that comfort
I ain't only here cause I want ya body
I want your mind too
Interestin's what I find you
And I'm interested in the long haul
Come on girl (yee-haw)
Miroku: (come on)
Miroku bucked his hips, pulling his arms back once.
Sango: I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
Sango: No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Miroku: Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I'll play Bobby and you'll play Whitney
If you smoke, I'll smoke too
That's how much I'm in love with you
Crazy is what crazy do
Crazy in love, I'm a crazy fool
Sango: No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
Miroku: Why are you so insecure
When you got passion and love her
You always claimin' I'm a cheater
Think I'd up and go leave ya
For another señorita
You forgot that I need ya
You must've caught amnesia
That's why you don't believe
Miroku: (uh, yeah, check it out)
Sango and Miroku: Don't you worry 'bout a thang, baby
Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thang, baby
Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby
Miroku: Baby girl, you make me feel
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex appeal
(Cause you're)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 6x
overlapping
Sango: No, no, no, don't phunk with my heart 2x
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 2x
Sango: I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) 4x
Sango and Miroku: Don't you worry 'bout a thang, baby
Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thang, baby
Cause you know you got me by a strang, baby
The song ended and the crowd cheered loudly. Sango bowed and smiled shyly, while Miroku beamed, placing his hand on her waist. For once, he didn't end up unconcious. (Shocking, isn't it?)
?An Hour Later?
Everyone at the table was completely drunk, but Harley and Sesshomaru because they were driving home. The two watched on in mild amusement as they all talked and let out squeals of laughter. Finally, Harley got a wonderful idea, knowing that the drunken idiots wouldn't be able o decipher what she was doing. "So, guys, letsss tell aaall our secrets!" She said, pretending to slur her words. Everyone grinned, and Bankotsu was the first to speak.
"From the moment that I saw Victoria, I wanted her in my bed." Bankotsu said, grinning. Everyone began to laugh, except Sesshomaru and Harley, who were smirking.
"Okay, okay. My turn!" Whitney said excitedly. "I still think Sesshomaru is sexy as hell!" She turned to Sesshomaru who had slightly wide eyes. He had somehow ended up sitting next to her in her drunken state. "But don't tell yourself that!"
"Thatsssszzz myyyyyy womaaaannnn, doggggy facccccceee" Kouga said, who was perhaps the most intoxicated of them all.
Everyone again fell into laughter, well except Sesshomaru this time. Harley did however and was momentarily distracted when Inuyasha put his arm around her shoulder. "I just haaaad a moment of inspiratiooooon!" He declared, throwing his fist in the air.
Ginta and Hakaku grinned. "Go INUYASHA!" They yelled happily.
"Harleeyyyy, we really REALLY need toooo go ooout sometiiiime!" He said grinning and pulling her closer.
Just then Whitney decided to go all mushy. "Awwwww! So sweeeeEEEEET!" It started with her tilting her chair back slightly and clasping her hands, but it ended with her toppling over and grabbing the two chairs beside her. Which sent all three tumbling down. The rest of the people at the table stood up to look over the table top. They all laughed at the sight. Kouga was on the floor, with Whitney lying across him, her head cushioned on his chest. Sesshomaru was on top of Whitney, face-to-face with the drunk girl.
"Ooooooooh, they're gettttttttting bizzzzzzzzay!" Hakaku smirked, standing up dizzily. Sesshomaru hurriedly scrambled off Whitney, but she grabbed his arm.
"Don't I knnnnnnow you? I knowwwwww, I had a dddddream abbbout you last nighttt." Whitney pondered.
"That wassssss one fucked upppp drrrrream...Whitzwee." Victoria declared, nodding her head in agreement with herself. Meanwhile, Sesshomaru raised his eyebrow questioningly, and Harley burst into laughter.
"Ooooooh, whatttttt'd you ddddream abbbbout!" Sango and Kagome said in a girly tone.
"Was it sooooommmething I miggggght dreammm abbout?" Miroku asked, still perverse even under the influence.
"Unlesssssss you dreammmmm about guysssss, then nooooooooo!" Whitney exclaimed matter-of-factly. "Aaaaaare you ggay?"
"Noooooooo!" Miroku answered, his mouth forming an 'o'.
"Thhhhen I guessssss not!" Whitney mocked.
"I'mmm boredddd!" Kouga exclaimed, clumsily crossing his arms. Ginta and Hakaku grabbed one of Kagome's arms each, Miroku grabbed Sango, Inuyasha grabbed Harley, and Bankotsu grabbed Victoria, and Kouga grabbed Whitney. "Let'ssss gooo to ourrrrr placccce. And havvvvve soooome fuuun!"
"Okaaaaay!" All the girls, but Harley chirped simultaneously. Harley's eyes widened, and she looked like this: o.O.
"Okay, that's enough! Break it up people!" Harley exclaimed, trying to wrench her arm out of Inuyasha's grip. "Time to go home! SEPERATELY! Sesshomaru, help me!"
"Awwwwwww, you'reeee ruining allll the ffffun!" Kouga pouted.
"Yeaaah!" The rest of the guys, but Sesshomaru, agreed.
"Help me Sesshomaru!" Harley growled pleadingly.
"Fine. The guys must follow This Sesshomaru." Sesshomaru stood, grabbing Bankotsu and Miroku by their collars.
"Heyyyyy! You cannnn't take ouuuur boyfriennnnds!" Sango latched onto Miroku. The rest of the girls grabbed their boys, except for the sober Harley, who was desperately trying to rip everyone off of the said boyfriends.
"OKAY! THAT'S IT! THE BIG GUNS ARE COMING OUT!" Harley ranted. "I WAS HOPING I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME NO CHOICE...SLEEPOVER!"
All the girls squealed in excitement and pushed the boys away and onto the floor.
"I wanna gettttttt the icccce cream!" Whitney yelled, clapping her hands together. Harley smirked smuggly.
"I rock." She said under her breath. "And I'll get coffee. Lots and lots of coffee."
"YAY! Sleeeeeepover at SESSHOMARU'S houssse!" Bankotsu and Inuyasha yelled together.
"Wait...what!" Sesshomaru raised his eyebrow, a pathetic look on his face that read 'This-Sesshomaru-would-rather-be-eaten-alive-by-fifteen-thousand-maggots-then-have-a-sleepover'.
"Lighten up, Sessssssshy! Yoooou can paint youuuuur nailssss!" Whitney said, throwing her arm around his waist, since she couldn't reach his shoulders.
"Kay, girls, follow me!" Harley declared, making her way out the door. The others followed in her wake, brushing past the males like they weren't even there. They entered the car giggling and squealing about what they can do at their sleepover. Whitney was seated up front near Harley, sticking her head outside the window like the dog she was.
'This Sesshomaru can't blelieve he is doing this.' He thought as he walked the guys to his silver Dodge Durango. Inuyasha sat in the front seat next to his brother.
Inuyasha grinned at Sesshomaru, disturbing the inu youkai deeply."I lovvvvve youuuuu, biiig brottttther."
Sesshomaru looked towards him, the most horrified look upon his face. He stopped staring at his brother to turn back to the road, trying to ignore the imbociles singing 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall.'
When he arrived at his house, he stepped out, not bothering to wait for the men behind him. The whole time his mind was racing on how to kill two demonesses.
?With the Girls?
Harley walked into her hotel carrying three bags because the drunken girls were to tipsy to do anything without falling over. Whitney tried to help, but when she grabbed a carton of ice cream, she tipped over to the side it was weighing down on. Needless to say, the drunken girls had fallen into another fit of intoxicated giggles.
As the girls all jumped around on her bed, hitting each other with pillows, Harley began the espresso machine, and when she was done she went to join the girls. She was half way out the door with a tray of coffee, when a giant fluffy pillow hit her face, followed by a very excited inu youkai. "Harley your back!" Whitney screamed happily. Then it turned into two very hurt screams as the coffee burned through their clothes.
The girls jumped around waving at their shirts to cool them down. It didn't work. They ripped of their clothes, stripping down to their underwear and bra. The other girls thinking it looked like fun, aslo stripped down.
Whitney was wearing an all blue bra with purple panties. Harley was wearing all pink panties with maroon bra. Sango was wearing matching pink undergarments, along with Kagome wearing green. Victoria wore a black bra with red panties.
As the girls waved at themselves, the other girls decided to have some fun. They grabbed pillows and started beating each other with them playfully. Harley and Whitney soon joined in. Luckily the coffee thing seemed to bring Whitney out of her drunk stupor, unforunately, she forgot everything that went on at the bar. They were all giggling and laughing as they hit each other, tickled each other, and few people were thrown of the king sized bed, to the floor. That didn't stop them however, they jumped right back on the bed to have more fun. In the midst of all this, neither one of the girls had heard the front door open, and six guys walk into the room, watching them with great interest.
Victoria happened to push Whitney off the bed, giving her view of the six men. She squealed and launched herself at them, hitting them with a pillow. The guys all yelled and grabbed the couch pillow, joining in. Sesshomaru however, just stood there, until Whitney decided to tackle him from behind. "HA HA!" She said as she pointed at him and stood. "This Whitney tackled That Sesshomaru."
Harley grinned. "And This Harley just hit That Inuyasha in the head." She laughed happily.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha growled playfully, and tackled the girls to the floor. Kouga jumped on Sesshomaru's back yelling "DOG PILE!" Bankotsu did the same thing to Inuyasha. Kagome jumped on Kouga's back, then Victoria jumped on Bankotsu. The two inu brothers were trying to hold up all the weight, but their arms were beginning to tire. Then Ginta jumped on Kagome's back, while Hakaku jumped on Victoria. Then the final straw came. Miroku jumped on Ginta with a batlle cry of "I shall knock down the leaning tower of Whitney." Sango did the same with the cry of, "And I the tower of Harley!"
In a matter of seconds, the inu brother's arms went out. "AGHHHH!" The girls screamed in agony as the air left their lungs. "OOF!"
The brothers eyes went wide as their faces landing in the girls bras. Their faces were right between their chest, yet they gave no hint to move. Not that you could with four people on top of you...
Finally Harley gained her breath back and she yelled, "Get the hell off of me! I can hardly breath!" She gasped. Sango, Hakaku, Victoria, and Bankotsu rolled off of them, making a loud thump each time one of them hit the floor. Harley fleetingly worried about her neighbors, but that disappeared as she realized that Inuyasha was still on her. Then her face turned red as she just realized her state of undress.
Whitney listened to the thumps as they hit the floor, and laughed as she looked over Sesshomaru's shoulder to see a beet red Harley. Her laughter abruptly stopped when she noticed that Sesshomaru's face was in her bra. "AGHHH! Get off! Get off!" She said, squirming to no avail. A muffled reply came to her ears.
"This Sesshomaru cannot..." 'Not that I want too... Wait, did This Sesshomaru just think that?... I DID!" If his face wasn't so busy in her bra one would have seen the faint blush on his cheeks. But, fate would not let us see his moment of embarassment. (DAMNIT! I WANAN SEE HIM BLUSH! Maybe I can make him cry! MWAHAHAHAHAHA Har: good luck with that...)
Harley finally got Inuyasha to move, and stood, walking over to the pile of people. She grabbed Miroku's leg and pulled him off, flinging him to the floor with an "OOF!" Next went Ginta, and so on until she came to Sesshomaru. She smirked. "Pretty comfortable there, aren't you Sesshomaru..." She said smuggly.
Whitney blushed and began to push his shoulders, growling in annoyance and pure embarrassment." Shut up, Harley! It's not what it looks like!" She snarled trying to move the inu youkai, but his grip just tightened around her body. Kouga was glaring evily and went to pull the youkai's leg. He was met with a very feril growl.
Harley sweat dropped and pushed Kouga away. "Stupid, wolf. You really think he's gonna let go? He doesn't like you. I don't either."
Whitney huffed and said, "Yeah well, not many people do..."
Kouga growled. "What does that mean, bitch!"
Whitney hufffed angrily. "It means that you are an egotistic freak who claims people are his when they didn't say a thing! I'm not your fucking girlfriend!" Everyone went silent, and then Harley decided to say something.
"So all that stuff where he put his arm over you was an act?" She asked, not thinking that Whitney would do such a thing,
"NO!" She growled, still trying to get Sesshomaru off of her. "It's just his little fantasy! And will someone get him off of me?"
Harley walked over to peep in his face, she giggled as she got a look at him. "He's sleeping!"
"Huh?" Whitney said, her face falling.
"He's sleeping!" Harley continued to giggle.
"MAN! He's sleeping on my boobs!" Whitney said, throwing her hands down on the lush carpet.
"Errr... that sounds wrong..." Inuyasha said, face somewhat red.
"Shut up, Inuyasha. Get your brother off of me!" Whitney growled, pulling on Sesshomaru's ear.
Inuyasha took a step forward and was met with a growl... again. "Errr... I don't think he wants to get up... oh well. Lets get something to eat!"
"I'm hungry too!" Harley said. "But first, I think we should get dressed... heh heh." She laughed nervously, as she grabbed the girls clothes and threw them to their owners. Whitney watched as they all got dressed and went into the kitchen. Harley saying something about cookies.
"GRRR! Hello! I'm kind of stuck! And I'm hungr-y-y-y!" She whined.
"We'll bring you a cookie! Don't worry!" Harley chirped.
"And how am I supposed to eat it?"
"I'll just shove it in your mouth." Harley yelled back.
Whitney just huffed and layed there, just smelling the cookies, as the other pigs stuffed their faces. "Stupid cat! Stupid DOG! Man! Why is it that all the shit happens to me? First, I end up gone for four years, and to top it off... the one who did it, is lying on me in a bra. Wait... that makes it sound like he is wearing the bra... OH MY GOD! Mental images!" Whitney laughed shaking her head.
"Do you realize that This Sesshoamru is indeed awake?" Sesshomaru asked, his eyebrow raised as his chin sat on her chest.
Whitney laughed nervously. "Heh heh, you gotta admit. You in a bra would be pretty funny... wait, you're not wearing one now are you? Man bra! Wait, the bro!" She giggled. But she stopped suddenly. "Wait, how long have you been awake?"
Sesshomaru shrugged, lying his head back down. "This Sesshomaru was awake the whole time..."
"Oh." Whitney said, then her face fell into a scowl. "WHAT! You were awake the whole time! And you still laid on me! HENTAI!" She tried hitting him, but Harley walked in at that moment and said, "Who wants a cookie?"
Whitney dropped her hand and glared. But said, "Is it chocolate chip?"
"YEP!" Harley said, showing her the plate.
"YAY! Now get him off so I can have a cookie. I want my cookie damnit!" Whitney pushed Sesshomaru as Harley pulled his hair.
"OW! Wench, let This Sesshomaru's beautiful locks go!" Sesshomaru yelled.
Harley stopped pulling but kept her grip. "You do have pretty hair. What shampoo do you use?"
"Do you lick yourself?" Whitney asked, just as Inuyasha walked in. His eyes widened, and he dropped the cookie that he was holding in his mouth.
"That sounds...so wrong..." Inuyasha whispered, shaking his head back and forth.
"Hey, you're gonna stain my carpet!" Harley complained, picking up the cookie crumbs.
"Over...here...Whitney...crushed...by...fat...youkai." Whitney gasped. Sesshomaru glared at her and bit her ear.
"This Sesshomaru is not crushing you, he is just buff!" Sesshomaru lifted himself off the crushed inu demoness, who was holding her ear in pain.
"You didn't have to bite my ear off!" Whitney complained, standing up and grabbing her cookies.
"Hey Whit, you might wanna get dressed." Harley suggested, throwing Whitney her clothes.
"Oh yeah...heh heh." Whitney hurriedly dressed, then grabbed another cookie. Victoria and the others walked in with even more cookies, and Bankotsu was carrying several cartons of ice cream.
"ICE CREAM!" Whitney and Harley squealed simultaneously, grabbing at the food.
"Okay! Jeez, ya don't have to attack me!" Bankotsu forfeited the dessert.
"Hey guys, I've got an idea!" Victoria exclaimed. "How about we play a little game of truth or dare!"
"Sure!" Everyone agreed...well the guys didn't seem as excited, but they followed the girls, sitting in a circle on the bed. (Harley's bed is HUGE...work with us people...say it's as big as your living room...kk?)
"Who's gonna start it?" Sango asked, popping some popcorn into her mouth. (Us heart food)
"Let's let V go, since she wanted to play." Kagome said, looking to see her reaction.
"Okaaaay, um...let's see..." Victoria tapped her finger against her chin. "Err... Kouga, truth or dare?"
Kouga scoffed. "Dare," he growled, puffing out his chest out. All the girls thought of his head on a rooster's body.
Vitctoria grinned. "Okay, you can't claim Whitney as your woman for a week."
Kouga growled. "That makes her free game!"
"I didn't realize it was Whitney hunting season..." Whitney mumbled after swallowing her spoonful of cookie dough ice cream. "Your turn Kouga..."
Kouga huffed, and tilted his head in thought. "Inuyasha truth or dare?"
Inuyasha thought for a second. "Dare."
Kouga grinned. "I dare for you to grope every girl in this room. Except for my Whitney."
"KOUGA!" Victoria growled.
"FINE! He has to grope every girl." He grumbled. Inuyasha growled angrily but groped every girls butt, Sango hit him yelling 'Hentai'.
"HEY! It was a dare!" Inuyasha yelled, rubbing his cheek.
Sango shrugged. "It's a reflex."
"Kay, Inu, your turn." Harley said happily, putting a sucker in her mouth. (Yummy)
"Okay, err... Harley, truth or dare?" Inuyasha asked the neko.
"Truth." Harley said, ignoring the cluckings of the other girls.
"Err.. who do you find most attractive in this room?"
"Damnit!" Harley hissed. "Do I have to?"
Whitney came to her friends rescue. "You can choose 'or'."
"Eh?"
"Well if you choose or, you would take some people in this room, say Ginta and Hakaku, and ask 'Ginta or Hakaku?' and she would have to ask truthfully. We made it up in like seond grade. Can't believe you don't remember." Whitney exclaimed.
Harley nodded understandingly. "Okay, or."
Inuyasha grinned. "Me or Sesshomaru?"
Harley groaned. "You." She mumbled, but they heard her. She saved herself by saying, "I don't see how anyone could date 'ice man' anyways."
All the girls nodded in agreement. "Okay, my turn. Whitney, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Whitney said with confidence.
Harley smirked. "I dare you to kiss 'ice man'." The girls giggled and the boys grinned.
Whitney paled. "WHY! Why me!" She gave him a quick peck on the lips. Sesshomaru's eyes widened slightly, but he made no other recognition of the act.
"You know, you could of kissed him on the cheeks." Harley stated smugly. Whitney growled.
"You do realize that that could mean his ass?" WHitney said, her eyebrow raised.
"You do realize that you are a sick hentai?" Harley retorted.
"Ya know what, truth or dare, Kagome?"
"Err... Dare."
Whitney grinned. "I dare you to tell me who you like the most out of all these guys in this room."
Kagome blushed, her plan to avoid the dreaded question had been foiled. "Kouga." She said, crossing her arms over her chest.
Everyone went silent, but Kagome took that chance to ask Sesshomaru. "Truth or dare, Sesshomaru?"
"Or." He said boredly. Everyone looked at him like he had grown a second head. "I do not wish to play your silly games." The girls rolled their eyes and turned to Kagome.
Kagome smiled and said, "Kagura or Whitney?" Everyone stiffened. Bad question, but a much needed answer.
Sesshomaru glared at her as Whitney walked away, saying that she needed to get a soda, but Harley grabbed her and pulled her back in her seat. "You can get it later." She whispered. Whitney just glared at the wall, ignoring everyone.
"This Sesshomaru does not need to answer that." He growled, arms across his chest.
Harley hissed. "You're playing the game so answer the god damn question!"
Sesshomaru just glared and said, "Do not raise your voice at This Sesshomaru."
"Is that a challenge!" She growled, trying to get out of Whitney's vice-like grip.
"Okay, you don't have to answer that ice man, but you have to do a dare." Whitney said, smirking.
"Fine."
Kaome smirked. "I dare you to strip to your boxers and stand on that balcony, yelling to everyone that you have the biggest err... thing in the world!" She fell into giggles, Harley and the others following behind her.
"Damn! That's a good dare, Kagz!" Whitney said happily.
Sesshomaru just smirked. "So eager to see me, bich? You could just ask..."
Whitney blushed and said, "Just do the dare, asshole!" He smirked and took of his clothes, now standing in his boxers. The others followed as he strutted to the balcony. He walked towards the end of it and yelled in his booming voice. "This Sesshomaru has the biggest dick anyone shall ever see!"
Everyone gasped as he said his name, and then fell into laughter as he said 'dick.' Whitney dragged Harley with her and they pulled Sesshomaru into her hotel room, he seemed to like telling people of his err... accessories.
"That was vulgar..." Kagome mumbled, sitting back down. "So, Sesshomaru your turn to ask someone."
Sesshomaru thought for a moment, then his gaze fell on his best friend. "Bankotsu, truth or dare?"
"Dare." He answered with confidence.
"By the end of the month, you have to have dated fifteen girls."
Bankotsu shrugged. "Will you girls help me out?" All the girls nodded their heads. "Only ten more to go..." Sesshomaru rolled his eyes, but didn't say anything. "Okay, my turn. Miroku, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to run around this room naked three times, then you have to run down stairs yelling 'The bunnies are coming, the bunnies are coming!'"
Mirkou grinned. "OKAY!" He instantly stripped out of his clothes and stood in only his birthday suit. Alll the girls blushed and turned their heads. Sango didn't turn all the way. She had already seen him anyways.
Miroku ran around the room three times before running down the hall screaming "The bunnies are coming, the bunnies are coming!" The others followed him to make sure he didn't hurt himself, or anyone else. An oldy lady visiting the clerk turned just as he ran into the lobby. He grinned at her and said "Touch my body!" The woman gasped and walked towards him, saying "Meet me in my room in an hour..." She purred, walking past the group who stood there stunned. Miroku shuddered and smiled at the clerk. "The bunnies are coming, the bunnies are coming!" He yelled running back to the room. Everyone followed but Harley. "Sorry, but he didn't have his medication today. I do apologize." She bowed as the clerk nodded his head and put down the phone he was going to use to call the police.
When she got back to her room she found a fully dressed Miroku, and a floor filled with laughing and rolling figures. "I can't believe you said that!" Whitney gasped.
"Did you hear what she said!" Kouga said breathlessly.
Everyone fell into giggles, Harley included. Sesshomaru just shook his head in amusement, but he let out a small bark of laughter. Everyone gasped and looked at him in awe. "WOW! ICE MAN LAUGHED!" Ginta yelled.
Everyone laughed a little more before falling back onto the bed. "Okay, we have four more people to ask!" Harley chirped. "Miroku, you can ask either Sango, Victoria, Ginta or Hakaku."
Miroku scratched his chin in thought. "Sango, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
Miroku grinned perversely. "I dare you to flash us." Sango turned red and glared at him. But she did as she wasd told. She pulled hr shirt and bra up for less than a second before they were once again covering her chest. She then crawled up to Miroku and boxed him in the ears. "HENTAI!"
"Okay, Victoria... Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Yeah! Another one... who do you fancy?"
"Errr... Uhh... do I have to?"
"You're to late to choose 'or'."
"GRR! FINE! Bankotsu alright!" The girls all giggled and squealed, "I knew it!" The guys all grinned, and slapped Bankotsu on the back.
"Okay! MY turn! Hakaku... truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to... to eat popcorn dipped in ice cream, and you have to wash it down with dish soap." She walked off to get the bottle of soap on the kitchen sink.
Hakaku grimaced and grabbed a handful of popcorn, placing it on a spoon of ice cream, stuffing it in his mouth. He smiled, "Not bad." He said, mouth full. Then Victoria came in with the bottle of soap. He flinched but took the bottle, pouring about half a mouth full into his mouth. His eyes squinted shut as he swallowed, and he panted as it slid down his throat. He coughed out right when it finally passed, but then grabbed Ginta's soda, guggling it down his throat.
"You know what would be really funny?" Whitney asked. "If he started burping bubbles!" Everyone laughed, but went silent when Hakaku burped and a tiny bubble floated out of his mouth. They all fell into laughter, but it faded quickly as Hakaku turned to his older brother.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sing the song, 'I'm so Pretty' as you dance in one of the girl's bras and underwear."
Ginta's face paled as he said, "Which girl should it be?"
Hakaku thought for a moment. "Harley, do you have a spare set?"
Harley nodded and walked towards her suitcase, then handed it to Ginta as she sat down. "You can keep them when your done." She said, her nose wrinkling.
Ginta sighed and walked to the bathroom. Ten minutes later he came out in a pink bra with a blue thong. He started to dance and sing.
"I'm so pretty! Oh, so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and ga-y-y-y!" He sung twirling around and running back to the bathroom. The men and woman fell into laughter, as he came out, blushing wildly. He threw Harley's undergarments to the side of the room, as he sat down.
"Okay!" Whitney said, clapping her hands. "There are two more things to do. The girls get to ask the guys a truth or dare thing, and then the guys get to truth or dare the girls. We vote to see what we will choose." Everyone looked at her strangely. "What? That's how I've always played." The guys grumbled but took a vote and ended up with all of them choosing dare. The girls took their vote and decided to go with Truth. "Okay, we ask you first. We choose to dare you tooooo..." She paused for effect, "all sing a 'Backstreet Boys' song of our choice. Later tonight though. We still have to choose the song..." The guys all flinched, but took their punishment like the men they were. Well, Hakaku whimpered, but that's okay.
"We have all decided on a question." Sesshomaru stated, formally. "Are you virgins?" All the guys stared at them questioningly, their eyebrows raised. The girls all turned red and looked away. Slowly their answers slipped out of their mouths.
"Yes..." Harley said.
"Yes..." Kagome uttered.
"Yes..." Victoria replied.
"No..." Sango murmered, avoiding Miroku's eyes.
"You already know the answer, asshole..." Whitney grumbled, arms over her chest.
Sesshomaru smirked, but it quickly faded when he remembered what happend not a month after that. His eyes darkened in slight saddness as he remembered what he had said to her, and then how he had betrayed her, and finally, acusing her of cheating on him with her cousin. (That's pretty damn low! Even for you Sesshomaru! GOSH! Sessh: Your the one typing, bitch!)
Everyone went silent, but Miroku quickly ended it when he asked, "Do you think that old lady really meant what she said?" He was met with shocked gasps. "What? I just want to know."
A/N... I'm pondering over here! At least I !was! pondering over the Kingdom Hearts dude eating a fish, but no, Whitney had to go and take the picture...gah! Anywayz, hope you liked that chap, chaps! Yeppers!
Sessh: Oh This Sesshomaru's gosh, I cannot believe, you made This Sesshomaru yell that!
Whit: I thought it was quite funny!
Har: Ya know what, Whit, I never would have thought you were so...uninnocent...
Inu: Is that a word...?
Har: Yes! Cause I said it is!
Whit: It's all Mrs. Katchmar's fault! She got me into Anne McCaffrey books...
Har: Yeah, yeah, blame poor Mrs. K...
Sessh: I want chocolate chip cookies!
Inu: Me too! Yummy!
Har: Oooooooh, me and Whit are about to make some!
Whit: Yep! Can't wait!
Inu: Do we get some to? (puppy dog pout)
Har: Yeppers! How could anyone resist the puppy dog pout?
Whit: I could!
Sessh: (Gives Whit puppy dog pout) Pl-e-e-e-ease?
Whit: Damnit, I can't!
Har: Well, the sooner we wrap this up, the sooner we make cookies!
Inu and Sessh: Then shut up all ready!
Har and Whit: Don't tell us to shut up!
Inu: Feh
Sessh: Hn
Har: O.o
Whit: ...
Har: Can we end this?
Whit: ...
Har: Don't you dare!
Whit: ... Fine, jeez, you guys are no fun...
Inu: Make us cookies!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru demands that you bake, woman! BAKE!
Whit: I'm not your slave!
Sessh: But you are my woman, so BAKE!
Har: HAHA! You're his slave! Nanananana!
Inu: It's getting late, so bake the god-damned cookies!
Har: Grrrr
Whit: Come on...let's go! And Sesshomaru's not getting any cookies!
Har: And neither are you, Inu!
Inu and Sessh: NOW!
Har and Whit: Fine, fine!
Sessh: Heh heh...This Sesshomaru knew you would oblige, bitch
Har: Those cookies, aren't gonna make themselves, so come on! I'm hungry!
Inu: Hurry it up, too!
Har: If you'd SHUT UP, then we could!
Whit: Just REVIEW, so we can get away from these bakas.