TOGETHER FOREVER
by Alecto
Flames snapped, crackled, and popped (A/N: Teehee! Rice Crispies!) around him. Beyond the fire was unimaginable darkness. No way out and no way in.
"Inuyasha, now we can be together forever." Kikyou said.
The hanyou had chosen the dead miko over Kagome and unfortunately it was a very stupid choice.
Amber eyes glanced around with a bored look. "Yeeeah… Now that we're here what the hell are we gonna do?"
Kikyou looked upward; thinking. "Uhhh…I brought some board-games."
Board-games! Inuyasha had given up his physical body and life above to play Checkers and Connect Four with a psycho for all of eternity. Way to go!
"So we're gonna play board-games for the next forever and a half!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Umm yeah…… I also brought a deck of cards and some Frosted Flakes."
Inuyasha's eye twitched. "Oh Kami, please reincarnate me outta here."
(A/N: This is extremely OOC for Kikyou, but that's what makes it funny. I got to thinking, what would Inuyasha even do in hell forever with Kikyou? I know that if you take the serious approach then he would be existing as a soul happy or unhappy with her and that they would have no bodies and probably wouldn't communicate in the way we do on Earth. But I thought of it in a funny way and I got this.)