Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters.
Author's Notes:
LoVinu93: Thanks for the comment
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Kiia: Thanks for the comment and I will try to make them a longer if possible.
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"Regular Speech or Naruto talking to Kyuubi"
"Kyuubi Talking"
"thinking or Naruto talking to Kyuubi"
talking between Kyuubi and Naruto may be confusing, but try to figure it out for now. When I finally decide how to deal with it, it will be fixed. THANKS!
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The Beginning of the End
Genin Exams End
When the projectiles started flying at Naruto, he just stood there, still as the night sky. Right before they reached him...they were intercepted. All of the kunais and shrunkiens thrown by Iruka were on the ground.
Everyone there couldn't believe what just happened again. The dobe of the class had just deflected all of the weapons thrown at him and it looked like he didn't even move. All you could hear were crickets in the background and see a tumbleweed blow by.
"AHAHAHA! I wish I had a camera right now. The expressions on their face is priceless," Naruto thought to himself hilariously
"I agree with you rat. This is what I would call a "Kodak Moment"," exclaimed the Fox.
"What's a "Kodak Moment" furball?"
"In do time rat, in do time."
As everyone there just looked at Naruto, many thoughts were going through their heads. For example in the Uchiha's head he was thinking,"WHAT THE HELL! He isn't suppose to be that good. ONLY I CAN BE THAT GOOD! I AM THE GREAT AWESOME..." And for the others it went along the line like this: "...".
"So do I pass?" a blonde boy broke the silence.
"Huh?...Oh yea...uhhhh...You pass Naruto," Mizuki replied back forgetting about throwing his kunais and shrunkiens at the blonde boy.
"OK class," spoke Iruka to his speechless class,"It is time for the last part of the second exam. Please follow me."
After that was said, all the students started to follow their senseis, while others tried questioning Naruto. A boy wtih brown hair and had a face like a horse asked,"So where did you learn how to that? It was probably a fluke wasn't it?
"..."
"C'mon, tell us," a girl with ponytails pleaded with the boy.
"..."
"Fine then. If you won't tell us we will force it out of you," a bulky boy exclaimed.
Before anyone could react, the bulky boy was on the ground, and Naruto could be seen walking besides Iruka with the rest of the class. After that little incident, no one decided to pester Naruto anymore about what just happened.
When the class reached their destination, Iruka started talking. "As you can see we are in front of the track. What I want you guys do to is just run and nothing else. By doing this we will judge your stamina and see if you have the physical strength to be a shinobi."
"All right people. When you hear the whistle start running," explained Mizuki.
"Tweeeeeet"
As soon as that was heard, all the students there started running and running and running and running. "Also class, I forgot to mention. There will be some wild dogs chasing you as to make sure you run," Mizuki told his running students.
Fear could be seen on their faces as they saw the wild dogs chasing them. They were three times the size of an average dog and the look in their eyes held bloodlust. For those who fell behind, bloodcurdling screams could be heard. No on dared to look back as they ran for their shinobi-hood and lives.
While this was all going on, a boy with an orange jump suit just thought how ridiculous to exam was, "Don't they know that those dogs are just genjutsus. I am surround by idiots aren't I?"
"Yes you are and that does not include me," Kyuubi almost completely agreed with his vessel.
"And look at those that have already stopped. How hard is it just to run?" Naruto complained.
"With what I did to you, not to hard. I can still remember it like yesterday," Kyuubi spoke while he daydreamed about said incident.
"Thanks for reminding me furball," replied a vexed blond-hair boy.
Flashback Naruto 5 ½ years-old
"Good, now that you are finally smarter we can begin with the real stuff."
"What do you mean real stuff? I thought reading all those books and you teaching me was the real stuff," Naruto asked his foxy teacher.
"You mean that stuff...AHAHAHHAHA...you are funny rat. That was only to prepare you for what is to come. A body without a mind is worthless and I will not have a vessel as dumb as a squirrel," the foxy teacher exclaimed.
"..."
"..."
"I hate you, you know that."
"I know you do, but now is not the time. It is time to tortu...I mean train you. Now head to the forests to the west of this rat village of yours."
"That didn't sound right."
"Stop complaining and go to the forest...NOW," Kyuubi commanded.
"Yea, yea."
30 minutes and a long conversation later we see Naruto in the forests to the west of Konoha. "So you mean if I insert object A into Object B I get..."
"Shut up rat, we are here."
"Huh? OH!"
"Now listen up rat. Go to that pond over there and fish for some fishes." Kyuubi explained to his a-little smarter vessel.
"Why do I need the fish?"
"Don't ask, just do it."
"Fine."
Another 30 minutes later and a very wet Naruto, we see him with fish strapped to his body.
"So tell me again what this does," Naruto asked his tenant.
"Just start running around the forest and you will see," explained a grinning Fox.
"This better be worth my time furball," exclaimed Naruto.
"Oh it well rat. It will."
Not even taking 10 steps, Naruto starts to notice a few wolves starting to surround him. "What the hell are those wolves doing?"
"..."
"...OH SHIT THE FISH!" yelled a really pissed of 5 ½ year old boy who smelled like fish. "I FREAKING HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW! I PROMISE WHEN THIS IS OVER I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR SUFFER FURBALL!"
"Don't make promises you can't keep rat."
After that small exchange, you could see a small boy running for his lives throughout the forest. If you could see what was going on in his head, you would see a fox on the ground laughing itself to near death if that was possible.
End Flashback
"I wonder how many people are left," Naruto thought to himself as he looked around.
Not more than half the class was left. Those who were left were starting to slow down every few seconds. "OK! You can all stop now. The second part is over. You can go to lunch now. Those who passed names will be on the wall outside of the classroom. Dismissed," yelled a strict Iruka.
"Since that is done rat, go find something to eat. I am feeling hungry," stated a hungry fox.
"Since when can you get hungry furball?"
"Since now, so go find some food. And I mean NOW!"
"Hold your horses you furball. Let's go check who passed first."
"Fine, but we are going to go get food after that."
"Yea, yea." replied the blonde.
When Naruto and co. reached the wall outside of the class rom, they saw the list. And on that last were only 33 names. "Hmmm...let see who passed," Naruto said to himself.
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Genin Exams
All who is listed is qualified to go on to the third part of the exam. Those who are not, please try again next year and thank you for trying you hardest. List is ordered by highest test scores.
1. Uzumaki Naruto
2. Uchiha Sasuke
3. Momoshiro Fujiwara
and so on...
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"Wow only 33 people left. And here I thought this was going to be a challenge."
"What do you expect from a village full of rats. The only thing they are good for is squashing. MUAHAHAHAHHA," could be heard from a fox stomping on imaginary ratson the ground.
"I think you have problems," Naruto told the maniacal laughing fox.
"And you don't. You are talking to a the Greatest Yokai Fox in your head," retorted Kyuubi.
"Point taken."
"Good. Now go find some food. I want to taste something tasty."
"Now I wonder why I ever made that contract with you," stated the boy.
"It's because you love me."
"Yes that's right, I love you," Naruto sarcastically replied back.
"Whatever now where is my food rat," Kyuubi said rather annoyed.
"Fine then. Ichikaru here I come," replied a happy-go-lucky Naruto.
"NOOOOO NOT RAMEN AGAIN!" screamed the Demon Fox. If you could see him right now, he would be seen in the corner of his cagecursing the Fourth Hokage, his vessel, his life, fate, karma, and ramen.
One hour later and a grumpy Kyuubi, but a satisfied Naruto, we see them approaching the classroom. "If I see another ramen bowl, I am going to do something so evil that even I can't fathom what it is."
"Sure fureball, whatever you say," spoke a joyful Naruto.
"Shut up. Just go finish taking that stupid exam so we can achieve what we want."
"I know, I know," Naruto thought to himself as he entered the classrom.
When the door opened, everyone there turned and looked at who it was. As Naruto stepped in with a big grin, everyone just started at him silently, as he walked to his seat. Once he got to his seat, the noise started to pick up again and talking could be heard. Though not eve a minute later Iruka stepped in and yelled,"QUIET DOWN PEOPLE!"
Only silence was left as he walked to the front of the class.
"OK people. You did a great job in getting this far. All I have to say now is good luck and try your hardest. Mizuki, you can come in and tell them what is going to happen now."
After that was said and done; Mizuki stepped into the room and started to talk. "All right people. The third and final part of the exam is to create a bushin, do a henge, and do your own personal jutsu. If we decide that the jutsu is satisfactory, you pass. When your name is called, please go to the room next door where the testing will be held."
"Why do they always have to go in alphabetical order. Why not by ranking," a bored blonde boy thought to himself.
"You are stupid aren't you. Even if they go by ranking you are still going to be last."
"..."
"HAHAHAH stupid rat," Kyuubi roared with laughter.
"Shut up furball." exclaimed Naruto.
"You know it is your turn."
"What do you mean?"
"Just listen you idiot."
Five seconds later," Uzumaki Naruto, you are next" could be heard throughout the class.
"Man, that was quick," Naruto thought to himself
"Yea, yea. Just hurry up rat,"
"Whatever furball," Naruto said as he brushed Kyuubi off and walked towards the room next door.
"Good to see you Naruto," Iruka spoke as Naruto opened the door.
"Good to see you too Iruka-sensei."
"Now you already know what we are going to do, so why don't you do a henge and a bushin."
"All right. Bushin no Jutsu!" Naruto said before a perfect bushin popped out of nowhere.
"Good job Naruto. You must of been practicing really hard."
"Yep, I practiced it all night yesterday," said a grinning Naruto.
"Good for you Naruto. Now why don't you show us a henge of Iruka," Mizuki spoke.
"OK. Henge no Jutsu!" exclaimed a smiling Naruto as he changed into a copy of Iruka.
"Very good Naruto. It looks just like me. Now all you have to do is show us one of your personal jutsu to pass," Iruka applauded.
"One personal jutsu coming right up. Sexy no Jutsu!" yelled Naruto.
Before the jutsu even finished, blood could be seen coming out of both Naruto's senseis' noses. "HAHAHAH you are both perverts."
"NARUTO DON'T INVENT STUPID JUTSUS LIKE THAT!" screamed a furious Iruka as Mizuki just stared dumbly at what just happened.
"You did say my own personal jutsu so there it was. Do it pass?"
"Yes, yes, you pass. Here is your headband. Now go tell Yamanaka Ino to come in next," Iruka told Naruto as he tried to clean up any evidence of his perversely attitude towards a certain jutsu.
"OK," the new genin replied back as he left the room.
"He is going to be the death of me one of these days," Iruka thought to himself as Naruto left
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Author's Notes: YAY I AM DONE WITH ANOTHER ONE. It may of not of turned out like I hoped, but oh well, it is still good. Also thanks to all those who reviewed. NOW REVIEW PLEASE!