New chapter is now up. Enjoy people.


Diapers !

Aya sat on the floor with Ken in his lap. He was breathing through a paper-bag, in and out, trying to calm down.

"Um… are you alright now ?" Yohji asked.

Aya just watched him holding Omi and then down at Ken who was now looking very happy squeezing him.

No, he wasn't ok, and started hyperventilating again.

"Are you our dad ?" Ken asked, witch made Aya almost faint.

After three hours like this, Aya finally pulled himself together.


"Ok, I can do this" he said to himself.

He looked over to Yohji.

"How… how did this happen ?" he asked.

"I don't know. All I remember was that the door bell rang and… I went to open it" Yohji said.

"That's it ?" Aya asked.

"Yeah, sorry"

"Ayaaaaaaa, I'm hungry" Ken said.

Aya brought food and gave them to the kids.

"Ok, what should I do now ?" Aya said to himself.

"You could change Omi, I think he just peed or worse" Yohji said handing Omi over to Aya.


Aya was shopping, for diapers, who knew there were so many different kinds. How would he know what kind was the right one ?

"Can I help you sir ?" a nice lady asked, she worked here, no doubt.

"Um… yes… witch diapers should I by ?" Aya asked.

"How old is you baby ?" she asked.

Aya was tempted to say he was almost 18 years old, but stopped himself.

"He's about one year old" Aya said.

"Ah, then these are the ones you would choose among" the lady smiled.

"Uh… thank you…" he said.

"Your wife is probably the on who use to by these things right ?" she smiles.

"Eh… no… not really, I don't have a wife" he answered.

He took one of the bags, and bought it.

Back home the mission was clear. Change Omis diapers. The first try was a totally failure, there was no way that damned diaper would stick. Next try and it just fell off when Omi moved. Third try, another failure. Fourth try, Aya almost had it when the diaper fell off again and he had more then enough. He went to the kitchen and got some tape, then he taped the diaper together.

"Um… I don't think that is how you should do it" Yohji said.

"Shut up, this is the only way the diaper would stay on" Aya said.

"Ok… by the way… Ken had a little accident… he peed on himself" Yohji said.

Aya almost started to cry.


Heh, heh, heh. Nowhere near an answer for what happened to the others, and it's only day one. Aya is so screwed, he's gonna get it poor guy.

I'm so gonna torture Aya here.