Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters
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Kai's Snowfall: Thanks for the review
Firareth3: Great advice and thanks
Dragonzice: You will have to read to find out, but I can tell you he isn't a blown out super omega Naruto on Kyuubi chakra charged steroids.
GCLP: Your idea is good, but I think I will stick with the original.
Supremelord120: Sorry, but it won't be a NaruHina fic. There's to many of those out now of days. Will probably be a NaruxOC for what I have planned.
Demon of Konoha: Thanks for the input, but I think I will go with the original.
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"Regular Speech or Naruto talking to Kyuubi"
"Kyuubi Talking"
"thinking or Naruto talking to Kyuubi"
talking between Kyuubi and Naruto may be confusing, but try to figure it out for now. When I finally decide how to deal with it, it will be fixed. THANKS!
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The Beginning of the End
To Pass Or Not to Pass
All the talking genin quieted down quickly in fear of what their sensei said. "Good. Now on Team One we will have Ayanami Rei, Ikari Shinji, and Sohryu Langley Asuka. Team Two will be Shindou Hikaru, Fujiwara no Sai, and Akari Fujisaki. Team Three will be Gogeta, Vegetto, and Gotenks. Team Four will be Robin Sena, Amon, and Michael Lee. Team Five will be Yusuke Urameshi, Botan, and Kazuma Kuwabara. Team Six will be Ryoma Echizen, Fuji Syusuke, and Tezuka Kunimitsu. Team Seven will be Uchiha Sasuke..." Right when that was said the hold class waited in suspense. "Haurno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto."
"TAKE THAT INO-PIG! I AM WITH SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura screamed at her would-be rival
"SHUT UP! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE THE DEAD LAST ON MY TEAM!" Ino retorted back, sad and happy at the same time. Sad that she doesn't get her Sasuke on her team and happy that she isn't with the dead last, but that he's with fore-head girl.
"God those Fan Girls are loud and I am stuck with one of them," Naruto complained to himself.
"At least you only have one of them," Kyuubi tried to lighten up the mood, but failed miserably when he started laughing. "AHAHAHAHA"
"Why me," Sasuke thought to himself, cursing the gods for being stuck with a love-stricken fan girl and dead last of the class.
"Quiet down you brats and let me finish," Iruka told his class as he read the teams out again. "OK, on Team eight we will have Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino. Team Nine will be Ichi. Ni, and San. And finally Team Ten will be Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji. Now that you know your teams, you can interact at with them until after lunch. Remember your Jounin-sensei will arrive and pick you up after lunch. You are dismissed now." Iruka walked out of the classroom and left them to do what they wanted.
All the teams got together, talked, and left the classroom together. All except for one. Team Seven. Sasuke just ditched his two teammates, while Sakura ran after him, and Naruto was left all alone in the classroom. "Well this sucks," Naruto thought to himself as he just sat there.
"AHAHAHAHA...I knew you would get an awful team, but this takes the cake. The Avenger Prick, the Forehead Girl a.k.a. PINKY, and the...Dead Last! What an amazing combination. AHAHAHAHA," could be heard coming from the Demon Fox.
"Shut up ..."
"AHAHAHAHA"
"..."
"AHAHHAHAAH"
"..."
"AHAHHAHAAH"
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"..."
"You done yet?"
"No, AHAHHAHAHAHA"
"Stupid fox."
"OK, OK, I'm done now. So what do we do?" asked the fox, face stained with tears
"I don't know. We could try talking to them, but I don't see any point in it," replied Naruto, starring out of the window looking bored.
"You are probably right rat. I know, how about we go watch the Pinky torture the Prick?" Kyuubi suggested.
"You're right. Let's go before we miss anything," Naruto said as he zoomed out of the class room and outside. "I wonder where they are?"Naruto looked around and saw nothing.
"Hmmmm . . . There they are, at the tree by the bench. To your right rat. No your right not mine."
"OOOOO there they are. I wonder what they are doing," Naruto said while he hid in a tree looking at them.
From what he could see, Pinky was blabbering nonsense, while the black-haired boy tuned her out. Pinky's mouth was moving at unimaginable speeds and that was all they went on.
30 Minutes Later
Pinky was still talking. And talking and talking and talking. She hadn't even stopped to take a break yet. It seemed as if her mouth was a machine that required no energy what-so-ever.
"GOD DAMN! IS THAT ALL SHE DOES! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HASN'T GONE CRAZY YET!" exclaimed the stupefied boy in the tree.
"I almost pity you even more now. Pinky there just keeps blabbering and blabbering. If we survive this, I want you to kill her first," stated the fox who was now almost in hysteria.
"This is enough. I am going back to the classroom tow wait for our new sensei," Naruto yelled as he left what he called, "Hell on Earth."
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Several LONG Hours Later
"I wonder where our sensei is?" asked the pink headed girl while her inner pink headed girl self was saying, "THAT FING SENSEI! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, HE WON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO HIM! A little cut here and a broken bone there. OH, and I can't forget the blood. Yes, the blood. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
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"Why are you so quiet Naruto? Why don't you talk more, right Sasuke-kun?"
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"C'mon, say something people. It's blah blah blah blah . . . "
"GOD DAMN IT! DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP! WHEN SHE WAS TALKING TO THE PRICK IT WAS OK, BUT NOW SHE'S TALKING TO ME! AHHHHHHHHH!" could be heard throughout the blonde's head.
"AHAHAHAHA! Even though I am suffering too, it is being overcome by my joy for your pain. AAHAHHAAH!" The demon fox laughed at the boy's misery wishing for more to come.
"Shut up you stupid fox. When that sensei of mine gets here, I am going to show him the meaning of pain," Naruto stated, thinking of several ways to torture someone with a pencil.
"Well here he comes now," the fox said as the door opened.
A grayed hair man steeped through the door. And not just any man, a gray-haired man, but a gray-haired man who was a jounin. Said jounin was wearing the standard jounin vest and had on a long sleeve shirt and pants. The shirt and pants were a mix between blue and black that could only be described as dark. On his lower legs, bandages could be seen wrapped around them and he had on the standard shinobi sandals. The only thing weird about what he wore was that the lower half of his face was covered by a mask and his left eye covered by his forehead protector. ( NO IDEA WHAT IT'S CALLED! HELP WOULD BE USEFUL)
As the jounin looked at the 3 genin in front of him, started to talk. "Well I'm your new sensei and from what I can see, I don't like you." The three genin's face dropped at their new sensei's comment. "Meet me on the roof and we can start talking." And with that he 'poofed' away.
Sakura started to walk out of the door. "C'mon Sasuke-kun, let's get going."
"..." Sasuke said as he followed suit.
"Someone up there must really hate me," Naruto thought and followed his team out.
"Too true rat, too true. Now get going before we are left behind. I don't want to miss a thing," Kyuubi said, voice full of glee hoping that more evil things would happen to his vessel.
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When Naruto got to the roof, his teammates and new sensei were waiting for him. His sensei looked at them, told them to sit in a circle, which they did. "Now," he said looking at his three new subordinates," tell me about yourselves like your name, likes, dislikes, and dreams."
"Why don't you go first sesnsei, since we know nothing about you yet," Sakura stated more than asked.
"OK.," said sensei took a deep breath and started,"Well, my name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes are..." he paused, adding suspense," And my dislikes are..." he paused again," Then my dreams are none of you business," he stated flatly earning stares of confusion from the three genin.
"All we learned was his name," Sakura complained to her two teammates who just ignored what she said..
"Now why don't you go next pinky," Kakashi spoke, pointing at the girl.
"My NAME isn't PINKY," she yelled," It's Haruno SAKURA, like the flower. My likes are..." She looked to the brunette next to her and started to giggle. "My dislikes are late sensei, perverts, and INO-PIG!" Everyone just sweat-dropped at that last comment. "And last, my dreams are too..." She looked to the brunette again and started to giggle.
"Well, since Sakura here is now done, why don't the moody one go next," Kakashi said looking towards Sasuke. "I guess kunoichi at her age are more interested in guys than being shinboi," he thought to himself, recalling about a moment in his youth.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I have few things I like and many things I dislike. My dreams are too..." He trailed off thinking about something or someone.
"What about your dreams Sasuke-kun?" Sakura questioned her man or only in her mind..
"My dreams are too to kill a certain man," was his reply.
The mood around everyone changed. For Sakura it went something like, "SASUKE-KUN IS SO COOL." As for Naruto and Kakashi it was,"Thought so."
"OK, the silent one is next."
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, and foxes. What I dislike are close-minded people and some other stuff. As for my dream, I want to finish something my friend started."
"Awwwww. You called me your friend. I feel like puking now," the so-called friendcried out feigning puking.
"Shut up furball or I will do it for you," Naruto thought back to his "friend".
"I'd like to see you try rat," said the furball, waiting for the boy to answer his challenge.
"Fine then, I will,"Naruto answered with a devious smile.
With that said, the room where Kyuubi was caged in started to change. At first it was small changes, then it completely transformed. In all Kyuubi's years as a Demon Fox, he never saw anything so hideous, cruel, unimaginable, PINK! Everywhere he lookedthere was pink. Pink walls, pink floor, pink lights, pink fire and even pink water. The one thing that disturbed him the most was the pink fur.
"YOU LITTLE RAT! CHANGE THIS PLACE BACK TO WAY IT WAY BEFORE OR I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER A TERRIBLE HEADACHE!" Kyuubi screamed, stomping around in his cage cursing the Fourth for all of enternity.
"Wow, a headache. You must be really mad. HAHAHAHA," Naruto laughed as he changed the place back to the way it was.When Naruto looked at his teammates, they were staring at him incredulously. "What?"
Sakura was the first one to speak. "You were just chuckling to yourself right now for no apparent reasons. Are you OK Naruto?"
"I'm okay Sakura," Naruto replied back with a smile. "Or as OK I can be with you talking to me."
"Well that was interesting, now listen up. Show up at Training Ground Seven tomorrow at seven sharp and we will begin survival training. Depending on your performance, you will either pass or fail," Kakashi explained to his genin.
"What do you mean pass or fail?" Sakura asked, gazing at her sensei
"What I mean is that you will either become full fledged genin tomorrow or not depending on how you do tomorrow on the training." His new students face lost all their colors.
"But. . ." Sakura started but was cut off by Kakashi.
"No buts. You are now dismissed." As Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura stood up and started to talk away, Kakashi spoke up. "Also, there is a 66.6 chance you are going to fail, so don't eat breakfast tomorrow morning because you are going to throw up if you do. Later," and with that he poofed away.
There was a silence after they heard what their sensei said. Or there was one until Sakura broke it. "So, Sasuke-kun, let's go get something to eat. What do you say?" She looked towards the Uchiha full of hope.
Sasuke just,"Hmpf," and walked off towards whatever he was going to do.
Sakura stood there disheartened, but decided to ask her other teammate if he wanted to get something to eat. To her surprise and Naruto's survival, he was already gone. All Sakura could do was a scream in frustration. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"Did you hear something furball?" Naruto asked his furry friend as he ran towards his secret spot in the forest outside of Konoha. His secret spot was located to the east of Konoha. It was in a place where the shinobi doesn't patrol, so he had it all to himself.
"Nope, but who cares. It was probably just someone dying. Now hurry up and get training or I'm going to double everything," the Demon fox replied to his vessel.
When he got there he saw the small pond in the middle of the clearing. There was a big tree right by it with a lot of scratches and worn marks from the training Naruto did to it. "Don't worry. We're already here. So what do you what me to do?" Naruto questioned the demon within him.
Kyuubi thought about it and said,"Just do the usual. I don't want to overstress you because your passing tomorrow is essential to our plans." The fox just couldn't imagine being stuck at the cursed Academy for another year.
"Gotcha," Naruto said as he got onto the pond and started running his laps. "So how hard do you think the test is going to be tomorrow?"
Kyuubi thought about it for a while before he replied,"Not too hard if you do everything right. Even if he is a jounin, he won't go full out on you, so you can probably go full out on him."
Naruto, who was on his sixth lap, askedfull of hope,"So does that mean I can fight to my fullest?"
"No you cannot. We cannot show our true potential yet. Only when the time is right," Kyuubi replied to the boy.
"OK. So how many laps left?"
"344 if I am counting right," he stated, happy that Naruto had so many left.
"You mean 343," Naruto corrected as he finished another lap.
"OK then, 343, but don't forget the 1000 punches, 1000 kicks, 750 squats, and the other #'s I don't remember," Kyuubi said, making sure Naruto remembered those.
"Yea, yea. I know," Naruto replied, cursing the fox and his inhuman training schedule.
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Next Day
"I wonder where Kakashi-sensei is? It's almost 11." the kunoichi asked her teammates while leaning against a tree.
Naruto and Sasuke just kept quiet because of what their personality required of them. "..." In reality Naruto was full of anger at Kakashi and Sasuke was ticked off beyond belief.
"C'mon Naruto, say something."
"..."
"You have been as quiet as Sasuke here and he actually talks. Right Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said to the Uchiha who was leaning against the bridge.
The Uchiha just starred at her and "Hmpf."
"Fine then Naruto. Don't talk.."
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"So Sasuke-kun, do you want t."
"POOF!"
She couldn't finish as her sensei popped out of nowhere and stood right in front of them at exactly 11 AM. "Hi there" he said with a grin from what you could tell from behind the mask.
"YOUR LATE!" Sakura screamed at her sensei, pointing her finger at him. Naruto and Sasuke just looked on at the scene in font of them.
"Sorry, sorry. I stepped on a crack and had to go make sure I didn't break my mother's back," he replied, face hope full of hope they would fall for it.
"LIAR!" the girl screamed again, eyes full of anger.
"Now, now. Calm down or I won't give you the test," Kakashi threaten the genin hopeful. Sakura quieted quickly and looked at her sensei bashfully. "Now you two come over here so I can explain everything about what we are going to do," he said, pointing at the blonde and brunette. Naruto and Sasuke walked over to where Kakashi and Sakura were, by the tree. "Now," Kakashi moved in front of them to the clearing,"I will now test you by doing survival training as I had already stated and we are about to begin." The three youngsters looked at him as he took at two bells. "I want you to take these two bells from me before noon or you fail."
"But Kakashi-sensei, how are we suppose to do that? You are a jounin and we aren't even genin yet," Sakura complained on behalf of her team because the other two wouldn't talk.
"That is why you must come at me with killer intent," he replied, looking at the three people in front of him for any kind of reactions. Naruto just kept starring at him and Sasuke just waved him off with out waving his hand.
"But Kakashi-sensei, if we do that you might get hurt," Sakura complained again.
"Don't worry about that. Now when I count to three you can start and remember you have until noon," Kakashi said, tying the bells to his belt. "One, two...THREE!" With that: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura disappeared leaving no trace of where they went.
"These three are better than the last batch. I hope they please me," Kakashi smiled to himself, impressed at their show of skills.
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Author's Notes: YAY I AM FINALLY DONE WITH ANOTHER ONE. THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO REVIEWED! NOW REVIEW AGAIN! )