Ok, new chapter.
We have dealt with diapers and bedtime, now over to the next problem.
Chapter 4
Mom is home!
Aya was asleep when the phone rang. Yohji wasn't.
"Hello?" Yohji said.
"Who is this?" a voice said.
Yohji recognized the voice, it was Manx.
"I'm gonna live here with my dad" Yohji said grinning like hell.
"Dad? Your dad is Yohji?" Manx said. She always knew this would happen.
"No, my dad's name is Aya" Yohji said grinning even wider.
There was silence.
"Hello? Lady? Are you there?" Yohji asked.
"Could… could you let me speak with your daddy?" Manx manage to say.
"No, he's asleep with my mommy." Yohji said.
"What?" Manx yelled.
"It's just me up, and my two brothers. Daddy said we could play. My daddy has three boys, three comes after two, and I know that. I'm five years old, how old are you lady?" Yohji said.
The line was cut. Manx had hung up.
Yohji grinned so wide when Aya came down that the redhead just knew something was up.
"What did you do Yohji?" Aya asked.
"Who? Me?" Yohji said with the most angelic face he could make.
"Oh god, what did you do?" Aya asked again.
Late that night someone knocked on the door. Aya had just gotten the kids in bed, and cursed the idiot who dared make so much noise.
He opened the door and there was Manx, looking very pissed.
"Where. Are. They?" she snarled.
"Who? Aren't you supposed to be in Kyoto now?" Aya said.
"Where is your wife and kids?" Manx yelled.
"My… my what?" Aya said. What the hell was she talking about?
"I know Aya, I know all about it. Your sweet little family, your wife and your three kids, I even talked to one of them on the phone. This is something I would expect from Yohji, but not you Aya" Manx yelled.
Aya started to understand, Yohji would pay for this.
"No Manx… it's not what you think. There is a misunderstanding here. I'm not married, and I don't have kids, I swear," Aya said.
Yohji and Ken had woken up by Manx yelling. Ken was about to cry, he didn't like the loud voice. Yohji on the other hand was dying; it took everything he had not to laugh out loud. He had never thought she would actually show up here.
"And what were us all about huh?" Manx yelled.
"Manx, I'm not married" Aya said. He started to get irritated.
Now this was getting interesting. Yohji started listen really carefully.
"Does your wife know that you're cheating on her? With me?" Manx growled.
"I'm not married!" Aya yelled.
And that was when Ken decided to run to Aya, crying.
"I don't like it loud!" Ken cried.
He grabbed Ayas leg and signaled that he wanted to be picked up.
"And what is this then? A dwarf?" Manx yelled.
"No Manx, I can explain." Aya said wishing he was dead.
"Then explain!" Manx's face now had the same color as her hair. She was really pissed.
"This is Ken. And the one you talked to was Yohji. They have all been turned into kids, Omi is a baby, Ken is… well, you can see for yourself, and Yohji is about five years old," Aya said and he could hear how stupid it sounded the minute he was finished with his explanation.
"Try again, the truth this time." Manx snarled.
"But… Look. After I got home yesterday I found them in my room, turned into kids. I have no idea how this happened, and furthermore, I have no idea how to fix it." Aya said.
Yohji was still in shock. He was the lucky one off the three. He still had his brain stuck on adult, and he reacted just like he would if he had been his normal self.
Aya was having sex? With Manx? How dared Aya fuck Manx before he did?
Shaking his head and snapped back to reality, he ran down to Aya and grabbed the other leg.
"Daddy, I want you to sing a goodnight song," he said loud and clear.
"What? Yohji, stop fooling around and tell her the truth!" Aya yelled.
"Are you the lady on the phone? You gonna talk to my daddy?" Yohji said.
Manx stared at Aya, ready to murder him on the spot.
A cry from upstairs got everybody's attention.
"Oh great. Omi's awake." Aya growled.
"Ayaaaaaa, I wanna hear a song." Ken cried.
"Not now Ken." Aya sighed.
"Yohjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aya doesn't love me anymore!" Ken cried.
Yohji just laughed, and Manx finally started to understand what was going on here.
"They really turned into kids?" she said.
"Yes. And their making my life a living hell!" Aya said.
Now he was almost crying, he had enough of this. He wanted everything to go back to normal right now. He wanted it all too just be a bad dream, a joke, whatever, as long as it ended.
"Help!" he said, looking at Manx with begging eyes.
"I'm sorry Aya, for yelling at you." She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled closer, and then she kissed him.
"Oi, that is unfair. No kissing in front of the children." Yohji said.
Manx ignored him and kissed Aya again.
"Are you our mom?" Ken asked.
"Wh… what?" Manx said staring down at him.
Manx helped Aya to get everyone back to bed. Aya was tiered and about to lose it, so she let him go to bed and rest.
"I wanna hear a goodnight song!" Ken demanded.
"You will go to sleep now. That is an order." Manx said.
"Better do as he ask or he start crying again and that will wake Omi up and then Aya, and then he will get pissed and…" Yohji said while grinning.
"Fine, I sing!" she said irritated.
She started to sing but was interrupted.
"On a second thought, don't sing." Yohji said a little scared.
"No song, I go to sleep now." Ken said nodding.
Manx didn't understand why they suddenly didn't want her to sing, but she got up and left.
"Oh my god, that was so out of tune. It was horrible." Yohji said.
"I want Aya to sing" Ken said.
"So do I Ken. He has such a nice voice. I love his voice." Yohji smiled.
"You love all Aya!" Ken smirked and fell asleep.
Yohji thought about that. Surly Ken couldn't mean that he, Yohji, was in love with Aya? He couldn't possible think that Yohji had fallen for that bastard, human ice-cube? Yohji wasn't sure, but somehow this was all Aya's fault, Aya had hit Omi and him, and… Aya probably felt really bad about it. And Aya had tried so hard to help them and do everything he could to make sure they were ok, he really took care of them.
That must be because he felt guilty, and he should. He had snapped at them, yelled at them and hit him and Omi for no reason at all.
Yohji fell asleep, wondering what Aya was doing now.
From Ayas bedroom came moaning and someone was really getting it on in there.
Ok, so now Manx has appeared, and still no where near an answer to what have happened.
I'm not sure if I like the chapter, it didn't turn out quite as I hoped. It sounded so much better in my head then it does on the screen. But anyway, R&R please.