Ok, the final chapter is here. And the ending will be unexpected, I hope.

So without any more talk, here is the last and final chapter off:

Chibies in the house

Chapter 5

Real life and revenge!

Aya was happy. He had a wife, three kids, and four… brothers of sort. This was what true happiness was about. Yeah right!

This was starting to be a nightmare; this was too crazy to be true.

It had been Christmas, they celebrated it with Schwartz. Farfarello even sang Christmas carols which made Aya positive about the nagging feeling he had been having.

"This can't be happening." He said.

"Yeah, I know, Farfarello singing is worse than Manx!" Schuldig said.

Farfarello had just tried to sing a goodnight song for Ken and Omi, which just made the poor boys cry even more. Manx had to read them both a fairytale to calm them down, and she did it while glaring at Farfarello the entire time.

"So… you've been a dad for a year now, I never thought that you would fit for the role as a family-man." Schuldig smirked.

"Why not? You think I'm not fit to be dad or a husband?" Aya glared at Schuldig.

"Well, I would never have guessed it, but you sure are perfect for this." The German smirked even wider.


Teammates turned into kids.

Married to Manx.

Father to his teammates who is still kids.

Friends with Schwartz.

Farfarello singing religious songs.

Manx being the perfect mother and housewife.

Something wasn't right here.

And then it hit him. Why hadn't he seen it sooner?

"SCHULDIG!" Aya yelled.

More than one person jumped, the kids started to cry.

"Aya, I just got them to sleep. Thanks a lot." Manx growled angry.

"Schuldig, I know this is your doing. Stop whatever you are doing right now." Aya demanded and gave the telepath his master death-glare.

"Who? Me? What did I do?" Schuldig said.

"This isn't real. End it now!" Aya snarled.

"Shit, fine!" The telepath snapped his fingers and everything went black.

"Where am I?" Aya asked.

"You're still dreaming. You're still in Manx bed, and you still have to go home and face three very pissed teammates. You hit Omi yesterday before you stormed off." Schuldig said.

"This was all a dream? Thank god!" Aya said.

"What gave me away?" Schuldig had to ask.

"Manx and Farfarello. When did Manx become a perfect mother and housewife? She is married to her job, and she doesn't like kids. Farfarello singing religious songs? Come on, what the hell have you been smoking?" Aya said.

"Shit, I didn't think of that." Schuldig said.

"So… which one was it?" Aya asked.

"Pardon?" Schuldig looked at him. You could almost see the question-mark over his head.

"Which one told you to do this? Omi? Ken? Yohji?" Aya was now giving a glare beyond his famous death-glare.

"Yohji. Revenge for the little episode last evening, and very well planed if I may say so. He got fantasy that guy." Schuldig smirked.

"I see. Well, two can play that game. What did Yohji say he would pay you for this?" Aya asked. It was time for revenge.

"He said I would have fun too, and he was right. Seeing you start to cry during…" Schuldig started.

"I get it. You had fun watching me suffer. So he doesn't pay you for doing this?"

"Well… no!" Schuldig said.

"Then I got a better offer for you. You help me get revenge and I pay whatever you want from me. How about that?" Aya smirked.

"Whatever I want huh? Well, I want you to dump that pretty girlfriend, Manx, and be my boyfriend. I want us to be together, I want you." Schuldig smirked.

Aya stared at him.

"Fine, you got it. But you will do as I say ok?" Aya said.

"YES. I rock, I'm gonna fuck Aya, I'm gonna fuck Aya!" Schuldig yelled.

"Well, here is what you gonna do!" Aya said.


Manx was a little disappointed that Aya broke up with her, but he was only her sexpartner, she could find another. Aya made sure there were no hard feelings between them and went home.

Of course Yohji was asleep when he got to the shop, but Omi and Ken was there.

"Thank you God! You're not kids anymore!" Aya smiled when he walked into the shop.

"Aya? What's wrong with you? It's been awhile since I've been a kid. Omi is still one though." Ken said.

"Guys, I'm so sorry about last night… I was so tiered and took it out on you… please forgive me Omi. I never meant for you to get hurt!" Aya said.

"It's ok Aya. Are you sure you feeling ok? This isn't like you!" Omi said.

"Care to tell us why you were so pissed and tiered?" Ken asked.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Aya smirked.

"Try us!" Omi smiled.

"Man, do I got something to tell you if you want to listen." Aya smirked.

He told them about him and Manx, about the crazy dream Yohji had ordered Schuldig to make for him.

"Yohji watched my dream and controlled it a little in the beginning, or so Schuldig told me." Aya sighed.

"Wow… that was… And you took care of us? Even adopted us? Aw, you really do care about us, even if it was only a dream." Omi smiled.

"You believe me?" Aya said.

"Sure, this explains why Yohji was laughing so hard. Schuldig probably took over the whole dream when Yohji fell asleep himself. What are you going to do with Yohji?" Ken said.

"Oh, nothing, just…" Aya started.

A scream was heard from upstairs. Seconds later Yohji came running down the stairs with panic written all over his face.

"I've gone bald overnight!" He yelled.

Three pair of eyes stared at him. The hair was still there, just as much of it as it always had been. Aya smirked, he knew this would work, he was a genius.

"Eh… Yohji?" Omi said.

"How terrible, better hurry and buy a wig so no one notice." Aya said.

"You think so? Anyone got a hat I can use?" Yohji said.

"I got just the one. Bought it this morning." Aya smirked.

From a cute shopping-bag he lifted a pink old-lady hat with flowers and fruit on. However what Yohji saw was a black cap.

"Thanks man, you're a life saver. I go buy that wig right away." He put the hat on and he was gone before anyone could say a word.

"Oh sweet mother of… life is great!" Aya laughed.

"What… what the hell just happened?" Ken asked.

"Nothing. I just asked my new lover to help me out a little." Aya smirked.

Schuldig entered the hose.

"So… did it work?" he asked.

"Better than I could hope for!" Aya smiled.

"Good!" Schuldig kissed Aya.

"What… when… What the hell is going on here?" Omi yelled, not understanding a thing.

"Schuldig using his powers to make Yohji believe he went bald. And a little cute surprise is waiting for him outside too." Aya smirked.

"Nice one Aya. What's the surprise?" Ken smirked.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Chibies everywhere! The world have gone chibi!" a voice yelled from outside.

"That would be it!" Aya laughed.

THE END!


Hope you liked this chaotic ending.

This story is now over.

I try to update my other stories soon and maybe come up with a new one too.

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