Disclaimer: We're not going over this again.
Note: So… they've got the whole soundtrack piano/guitar/voice music sheets online… I must share it with the world….
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High School Musical: First Day Back From School
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(We see EAST HIGH. It's supposedly the first day back from winter break, but it's all sunny outside. Hmm.. Wonder why. Well, anyways, the Wildcats theme song is playing, the CHEERLEADERS are dancing, CHAD is holding a ball and teasing a CHEERLEADER.)
CHAD: (Throws ball at CHEERLEADER'S face).
CHEERLEADER: Ow! I said gimme the ball! Not throw it at my face! Ugh. You're mean.
CHAD: What? It's not my fault you don't have fast reflexes. So, bam!
CHEERLEADER: (Rolls eyes) Ugh, whatever. (Z-snaps, body rolls, and walks away.)
CHAD: (to retreating CHEERLEADER) I can do that, too! With my letter! (C-snaps, body rolls) Huh! What now, biscuit?
(Yay! TROY enters!)
CHAD: Yay! TROY! The captain of the team! The leader of the pack! The core of our nucleus!
TROY: Shut up, Chad.
CHAD: Well, you're going to lead us to the championship, right? Because we need you, Troy, buddy! Because without you, we suck bad!
TROY: So, basically, you're just using me.
CHAD: Yeah, but, you're still my best friend and best friends to Zeke, Jason, and-
TROY: Do you just ever stop talking?
CHAD: Not really. SHWAT TEAM!
EVERYBODY AROUND THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE "GANG": SHWILDCATSH!
CHAD: SHWAT TEAM?
EVERYBODY AROUND THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE "GANG": SHWILDCATSH!
CHAD: SWILDCATSH!
EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE "GANG": GET YOUR HEAD IN ZE GAME!
TROY: Gosh, we really need a new catch phrase.
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(Inside the school, the twins (SHARPAY and RYAN EVANS) are walking down with a "I'm hotter/better than you" attitude with their noses up in the air and holding their cell phones. Sharpay walks through the crowd of JOCKS and CHEERLEADERS.)
CHAD: Whoa, the "Ice Queen" is back.
JASON: Back again.
ZEKE: Sharpay's back.
TROY: Tell a friend.
CHAD: Shut up! Gosh. Well, she's back from the "North Pole".
JASON: Why's that?
CHAD: Oh my Spanish fans. Ice queen? North pole? Get it?
ZEKE: Well, why the North Pole?
CHAD: WE JUST CAME BACK FROM WINTER BREAK!
TROY: I still don't get it.
JASON: Hey, guys! I ruined it!
ZEKE: What?
JASON: You guys have four letters in your names while I have five!
CHAD: Who cares, Jason?
TROY: So… what happened to the crowd of jocks and cheerleaders?
JOCKS and CHEERLEADERS: We're here.
TROY: Right…
(The crowd of JOCKS and CHEERLEADERS with TROY, JASON, CHAD, and ZEKE swimming leading it, walks away. We see TAYLOR looking at them with a disgusted face.)
TAYLOR: (to the geeks) Behold, the beasts that are ruining our reputation of the human race.
GEEK GIRL: They're hot.
GEEK GUY: Totally.
TAYLOR: Hey!
GEEK GIRL: They don't seem to be ruining our rep.
GEEK GUY: Yeah, a besides. Geeks hang out with a lot of people. We're geeks, not nerds.
TAYLOR: What's the difference?
(GEEK GUY and GEEK GIRL point to a group of nerds, who have their shirts tucks in, pens in the breast pocket, braces, distorted faces, huge glasses that are taped, etc.)
TAYLOR: Right….
( School bell rings.)
TAYLOR: Uhm… see you later.
GEEK GUY and GIRL: Bye!
TAYLOR: (mutters to herself after GEEK GUY and GIRL walk away) How do I know them again?
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(So, anyways, if you know what happens next in this movie, I really shouldn't say anything.)
GABRIELLA: Shmommy! My sto make hurts.
MRS. MONTEZ: Suck it up! Please, and just this once, don't be all nervous and retarded around your new students and teachers.
GABRIELLA: Mom!
MRS. MONTEZ: Oh, and Mr. Matsui, please, if you see her with a book, make sure you confiscate it and never give it back to her.
GABRIELLA: NO!
MR. MATSUI: Is that necessary? I mean, with all her excellent grades and with our awesome curriculum, of course, there will be no need! And confiscating books isn't really fundamental to our learning system.
MRS. MONTEZ: (crosses arms) Why? So they can expand their vocabulary?
MR. MATSUI: Correct!
MRS. MONTEZ: Do you really want them reading teen novels that involve violence, drugs, sex, bisex-
MR. MATSUI: Negative! We'll confiscate books that damage their brains!
MRS. MONTEZ: Like I said, sex, homos, lesbos, bis-
MR. MATSUI: Fine. I'll confiscate it.
GABRIELLA: (gasps) Fine, mother. (Crosses arms, sticks nose in the air, and stomps, turning away from MRS. MONTEZ) Hmph.
MRS. MONTEZ: Don't be silly, Gabriella. This is healthy for you.
(GABRIELLA doesn't say anything, nor turn around, and she still has her arms crossed and her nose up in the air. Hmph.)
MR. MATSUI: Uhm… Miss Montez-
GABRIELLA: I'm not a Montez anymore.
MRS. MONTEZ: And why's that?
GABRIELLA: Because I said so. Hmph.
MRS. MONTEZ: You're being utterly ridiculous.
GABRIELLA: Well, confiscating books that everybody in this school likes to read is utterly ridiculous.
MR. MATSUI: Well, the bell that's going to ring and you being late is utterly ridiculous!
MRS. MONTEZ: Go, Gabby.
GABRIELLA: My name's not Gabby.
MRS. MONTEZ: Oh really?
GABRIELLA: Uh-huh. It's now Noel Pizarro.
MR. MATSUI: Well, whatever your name is, I'm going to show you to your homeroom. I'm pretty sure you can found out what happens next after that.
(GABRIELLA and MR. MATSUI go up the stairs to get to HOMEROOM of MAIN CHARACTERS.)
GABRIELLA: (turns around and waves to MRS. MONTEZ) Bye, mommy! I love you!
MRS. MONTEZ: (mutters to herself while waving back) She doesn't really show it. Doesn't even act like a sixteen-year-old. (louder) Bye sweetie! Have a nice day at school!
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(We now see HOMEROOM of MAIN CHARACTERS. GABRIELLA walks in and passes by TROY and JASON.)
JASON: You don't remember anything?
TROY: No… just the jelly.
JASON: What are we talking about?
TROY: I really have no clue. It was in the movie. We were talking about… jelly.
JASON: Well, I like…. Peanuts.
TROY: My cousin can't stand peanut butter. She says it smells really bad.
JASON: I love peanut butter!
ZEKE and CHAD: (jumps into conversation.. literally) It's peanut butter-jelly time! Peanut butter-jelly time! (Start dancing) Way-ya! Way-ya! Way-ya! Way-ya! (start pointing and JASON and TROY) Now there you go! There you go! There you go! There you go! (swings arms back and forth) Peanut butter-jellay! Peanut butter-jellay! (randomly get a baseball bat) Peanut butter-jelly! Peanut butter-jelly! Peanut butter-jelly with a baseball bat!
TROY and JASON: Shut up.
(While that was going on, GABRIELLA just goes into the back of the room. TROY thinks, but doesn't know for sure or something, he saw GABRIELLA.)
MS. DARBUS: Okay, class. Sit down.
(No one really hears her.)
MS. DARBUS: Sit down!
(Chatter, chatter, beep, beep, talk, talk, honk, honk.)
MS. DARBUS: S(insert two letters hear)T DOWN!
(Everybody settles down since she just said a really bad word.)
MS. DARBUS: Okay. Now that I have you attention, welcome back to the first day of school of this year. If you want to join the Scholastic Decathlon Team, which I'm sure no one will join since no one has an IQ as high as the Einsteins and Einsteinettes here, you can ask Taylor here.
(TROY gets his cell phone out and calls GABRIELLA. "The Taco Song" is heard. For no reason, SHARPAY and RYAN bring their cellies out. She takes out her cell phone and sees TROY's fugly/hot picture on it.)
GABRIELLA's CELL PHONE: (beat box- oomps, oomps) No burritos, just tacos, no. No burritos, just tacos, no. No burritos, just tacos, no. Can I have a burrito? No! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
MS. DARBUS: (turns head sharply) Whose cell phone is that? Cell phones are prohibited in this class. (takes out paint bucket and goes up to SHARPAY.)
SHARPAY: You can't take my cell phone! I paid good money for this!
MS. DARBUS: Your money?
SHARPAY: No! My father's!
MS. DARBUS: Just put it in the bucket!
SHARPAY: It's going to get destroyed by that bucket of paint!
MS. DARBUS: There is no paint! Now put it in the bucket! You have detention for not only having your cell phone out, but for arguing with the teacher!
(SHARPAY puts it in the bucket and after MS. DARBUS passes her, she says "son of a businessman")
MS. DARBUS: Ryan? Are you going to be persistent and not letting your cell phone be taken?
RYAN: I don't know. Am I?
MS. DARBUS: Don't talk to me like that.
RYAN: Do I talk to you like that?
MS. DARBUS: Stop talking in the interrogative form!
RYAN: I talk in the interrogative form?
(MS. DARBUS takes RYAN's cell phone from him and puts in the bucket.)
MS. DARBUS: Detention for cell phone AND for talking in the interrogative form.
(When MS. DARBUS passes RYAN, he mutters "bucket of shaving cream". She goes up to GABRIELLA.)
MS. DARBUS: What is that noise? Turn it off!
GABRIELLA: It's "The Taco Song"! And it's not noise! But, here you go!
(GABRIELLA drops her cell phone into the bucket.)
MS. DARBUS: Finally! A student that knows when to put the cell phone in the bucket! But you still have detention.
GABRIELLA: (shrugs shoulders) Oh well.
(After MS. DARBUS walks away, she says "stupid Troy".)
(MS. DARBUS sees that TROY has his cellie out. She goes up to him.)
MS. DARBUS: Detention Troy Bolton.
CHAD: Don't give him detention! I mean, just for having a cell phone out!
MS. DARBUS: Cell phones are the scums of the earth in the theatre world. Live with it.
CHAD: That's stupid!
MS. DARBUS: You're stupid. Detention for you Mr. Danforth. (to TAYLOR) You, too, Taylor, because I feel like it.
TAYLOR: What!
MS. DARBUS: It's because I feel like it.
TAYLOR: Ugh.
(The bell rings.)
MS. DARBUS: Now go. Shoo. Run away. Just get away from me this instant!
(Everybody gets up and runs away. And if you're wondering, they didn't jump out of the window.)
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I had "The Taco Song" in my head…