Disclaimer: If I owned Final Fantasy VII, this fanfiction wouldn't be possible. Thank you, Square-Enix.

"I'm too Sexy" is by Right Said Fred.

Notes: Takes place sometime between 200 and 400 hundred years after FF7; pick a year, any year.

Aerithism

Three: Eternal Love

The blond, blue-eyed boy lightly touched the statuette of the Cloud Strife. The tiny marble figure had an almost feminine design. The eyes were large, the hair shoulder length. And my favorite part… the skirt.

I never wore a skirt… A dress, but never a skirt.

The young teenager tugged down upon his own skirt. Well, at least the breeze is refreshing… Beside him, a black cat glared at him. I wish she'd stop giving me that look. "Teef, for the last time: I'm sorry! But, it's not my fault you're a cat."

Red-brown feline eyes glared at the blond. Teef merely hissed.

"Cirrus! Time for church!"

The boy runs towards the door, escaping the glares from his cat. He hopped down the stairs meeting his parents as they leave the home. Denzel and Marlene… It's still strange to think of them as 'Dad and Mom'… But, Aerith said, they weren't quite the same as they were in previous lives…

The Nibelheim water tower had been replaces by the Maiden and her Apostles ages ago. Aerith stood in the center, staring towards the sun. Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie made a triangle on the outside, all facing towards the Maiden. The Apostles were all feminine, while Aerith was more masculine in appearance.

Why does Aerith get to wear a SOLDIER uniform? It's not fair! That skirt is not flattering on my hips!

Heiress watched the other children play tag in the snow. She let out a sigh, and turned her attention back to her book. To anyone who might glance at her, she was reading The Maiden and You, a book intended for children. Inside this book, Heiress had something very different.

Ancient Gaia Religions: Rise and Fall. Heresy, to put it lightly.

When did anyone worship Jenova?

Zax grinned at the Gongaga statue of the Maiden and her true love, Zack. Aerith was in a fighting stance her rod held stearnly. Zack had his arms around her waist, his eyes closed.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

Tifa sat with her legs swinging off the pedestal. Cloud kneeled beside her. 'Childhood Lovers: Cloud and Tifa' read the plaque.

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

Shera leaned over, her arms outstretched. Cid supported her hips. 'Eternally Flying Together: Shera and Cid'.


I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

The brunet continued to walk around the statues, his grin becoming wider and wider. At Tifa and Cloud, the teen mumbled, "She wasn't getting anything…" He suppressed a snicker at Shera being groped by 'the Captain.'

He returned his attention to the Zack. Someone had worked very hard at getting his backside perfect. Zax smiled at his stone doppelganger.


I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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Cloud in a skirt figurine for FlyHigh4Life, Spanner, OtmaBouth, SilverKitsune013, and Omni-Master for reviewing.

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