Disclaimer: We're not going over this again.
Note: Aw… No one knows "The Taco Song"!
Chapter 1
Brilliant Brunette 650 – how sad! But, my friends think I'm just retarded, and sometimes mentally special. So I know how you feel.
Blu shoes on my desk – of course!
Frankie G – I'll try! But I need to watch the movie again… I forget what happens next… how sad..
Chapter 2
Blu shoes on my desk, intothe RUSH, Brilliant Brunette 650, Kinky Finkelstein – Oh yeah.. Peanut-butter jelly rocks! I also love the sandwich. So tasty, hahaha.
SilverConlon – Aw.. your mother yelled at you! Hahaha… that's so sad! I'm glad this story makes people laugh out loud so much.
Note: Aw… No one knows "The Taco Song"! And thank mish mosh for computers! Or else I would never seen the TSL episode with the Catholic school. And thank graffiti that I have channel four so that I could see Heist with Zac and the bomb. Hahaha… It looked so… Law and Order and CSI on the commercials… or something… Las Vegas.. I don't know..
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High School Musical: Gabriella's Explorations and Discoveries about East High
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(Okay, so here's the HOMEROOM of MAIN CHARACTERS. The PEOPLE IN THE HOMEROOM of MAIN CHARACTERS walk out. But in the last chapter, they ran away. So, they walked, skipped, cart wheeled, somersaulted, who cares! So, TROY, being as slick as he can hides behind the door and waits for GABRIELLA to come out. But, who does that? So, when GABRIELLA comes out, TROY sneaks up behind her. Great idea? Tch, no!)
TROY: (sneaks up GABRIELLA and gently grabs her arm) Hey!
GABRIELLA: (surprised) Huh? Oh you…. (smacks TROY's face) Don't do that! I could've gotten a heart attack and it seemed like you were stalking me!
TROY: (rubs cheek that wasn't slapped) Sorry…
GABRIELLA: Uhm, I smacked the other cheek…
TROY: (realizes) Oh…. Well, the shock traveled from this cheek (points to cheek that was slapped) to this one (points to cheek that was rubbed)..
GABRIELLA: You're retarded.
TROY: And you just found out now?
GABRIELLA: Well, I kind of knew you for like what, five hours?
TROY: More than that.
GABRIELLA: Whatever.
(silence…)
TROY: So-
GABRIELLA: (interrupts) If you call me hot again, you have to buy me an ice cream.
TROY: I wasn't.
GABRIELLA: Oh.. okay.. continue!
TROY: …. You're hot.
GABRIELLA: Okay, you owe me an ice cream!
(silence)
TROY: I think we're missing the whole point of this scene.
GABRIELLA: Me, too…. Well… uhm…
TROY: I can't-
GABRIELLA: (stops TROY with a hand gesture that said 'stop') Hey! It's my line!
TROY: Okay.. sheesh…
GABRIELLA: I can't..
TROY: .. believe it!
GABRIELLA: Wait… we're supposed to say something before that….
TROY: Oh well. We forgot.
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Actually, I forgot.
GABRIELLA: Well, no one cares what you think.
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Of course… And that's what everybody says to me!
TROY: Frankly, we don't care!
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Ugh… I could delete you, you know…
TROY and GABRIELLA: We don't care!
GABRIELLA: And besides, you can't delete us! We're the main characters of the story!
RAINING BLOSSOMS: So? I can replace you with Cody and Rebecca.
TROY: Who the heck are they?
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Characters in the "High School Musical"… musical that my school might do. And this dude in our class put Cody and Rebecca instead of Troy and Gabriella. But I wanted to do "Lion King" instead. (starts singing that song with the lyrics "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight" and the "oh-we-mo-way! Oh-we-mo-way!")
GABRIELLA: Is that supposed to mock us?
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Excuse me?
TROY: Troy… Cody… Four letters in each name and have an O and a Y…
GABRIELLA: Gabriella… Rebecca… has double letters and ends in an A….
RAINING BLOSSOMS: Who cares…
TROY: We do. Now go away. We're doing the movie.
RAINING BLOSSOMS: No, you aren't.
GABRIELLA: Yes, we are. And remember, we don't care about what you think because you're always WRONG!
TROY: And you always think you're right! Like that time in your dance class when you were arguing with another student about something and then your teacher yelled at you saying "(insert name), you're wrong!"
(GABRIELLA and TROY point and laugh at RAINING BLOSSOMS. She back hands them and then leaves briskly.)
GABRIELLA: So… yeah…
TROY: You think I'm hot?
GABRIELLA: So hot, that I want to make out with you.
(GABRIELLA pushes TROY against the lockers. TROY leans down to kiss but, oh snap! GABRIELLA is too quick for him and walks down the hall and turns the corner. So, poor TROY falls flat on his face.)
TROY: Darnit. I was close.
(TROY gets up and rounds the corner and sees GABRIELLA looking at the sign-up sheet for "Twinkie Towne".)
GABRIELLA: Twinkie Towne?
TROY: Sounds tasty. I'm pretty sure you don't want to sign up for that.
GABRIELLA: I do, but, in the movie, I'm supposed to be all like "Oh, I'm not ready for that!" and blah. So basically, I can't sign it.
TROY: Must suck.
SHARPAY: (comes out of… thin air) What sucks, TROY?
GABRIELLA: Holy cow! Where the heck did you come from?
SHARPAY: Read the script.
GABRIELLA: I wanna try that!
SHARPAY: No. I only can do that. Oh, and were you thinking about joining the musical? (gets the little sharpay….. uhm… sharpie marker and puts her name on it, covering the pairs' list) Because you won't be joining it now! Me and my brother-
TROY and GABRIELLA: (corrects SHARPAY) My brother and I.
SHARPAY: Who cares! We have starred in kajillions of school productions and musicals. I don't think you're going to beat us.
TROY: But we will.
(SHARPAY and GABRIELLA smack him.)
GABRIELLA: Idiot! Now people know what happens at the end!
TROY: Well, it's kind of obvious. I mean, what would happen in a situation like? For example: the hero is in a fight with the villain. Who's going to win?
SHARPAY: Obviously, the hero! (thinks) Wait… are you calling my brother and I-
TROY and GABRIELLA: (corrects SHARPAY) Me and my brother.
SHARPAY: Shut up! Are you calling us villains?
GABRIELLA: Probably.
SHARPAY: How putrid!
GABRIELLA: Your penmanship is putrid.
(GABRIELLA walks away, and then disappears into thin air.)
SHARPAY: I still love you, Troy. Just so you know.
TROY: What?
(He evidently didn't hear her. She decides to use a line from "Aquamarine".)
SHARPAY: Do you love me?
TROY: What?
SHARPAY: It's a yes or no question.
TROY: Uhm… I don't know.
SHARPAY: Answer it, dammit!
TROY: No?
SHARPAY: Last night didn't even mean anything to you?
TROY: What the f(insert two letters here)k are you talking about? Are you crazy?
SHARPAY: I was just joshing you. Jeez. Calm down.
TROY: Right. And I was just tommying you.
SHARPAY: (ignores TROY's last comment) When's the big game?
TROY: Why the heck would you want to know? Of all people?
SHARPAY: I don't know. (threatening) You better watch me in the musical, Troy. Or else.
TROY: Or else what? Hit me with your little bags and stupid little microphone?
SHARPAY: It's a surprise.
TROY: Are you going to hire a hit man on me?
SHARPAY: Darn… You figured out my plan.
TROY: Tch… whatever..
(TROY starts to walks away.)
SHARPAY: Noodles!
TROY: What the heck?
SHARPAY: Cheerio!
TROY: What's with the food!
SHARPAY: I'm hungry.
(TROY walks away thinking that SHARPAY just gets more retarded by the second. SHARPAY looks at where GABRIELLA disappeared, and… hmphs and walks away.)
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(The BASKETBALL TEAM are in the gym, including the male members of the gang (excluding RYAN), for practice. TROY and CHAD are standing next to each other, warming up.)
TROY: (after stretching arms) So… you know that musical… right?
CHAD: (reaching down on one leg) Twinkie Towne?
TROY: I thought it was Twinkle Towne…
CHAD: The guys on the team changed it.
TROY: Really? Prove it.
(CHAD points to a group of the JOCKS huddled up together.)
JOCK #1: Dude! I changed "Twinkle Towne" into "Twinkie Towne"!
JOCK #2: Is that supposed to make you awesome and superior?
JOCK #1: Basically. Yeah.
JOCK #3: No one cares.
JOCK #1: That's what you think!
(Back to CHAD and TROY.)
CHAD: (stretches biceps and triceps) There's your proof. Oh yeah, and also, do you think I would be in something involving a musical?
TROY: It's great college credit.
CHAD: So? Do you think Shaq or Kobe wanted to join musicals in high school?
TROY: Shaq was in movies….
CHAD: Like I care!
TROY: That's still acting.
CHAD: (stretching quadriceps) Shut up, Troy! Do you always have to ruin my fun?
TROY: Well, you're the one being retarded, saying that I can't do a musical because I play basketball. You're such a hypocrite.
CHAD: Whatever..
TROY: And uhm, even though Sharpay is retarded, she's still… hot…
CHAD: Yeah, and so is the sun, but you don't touch it.
TROY: (after CHAD runs away) Okay… uhm… let's play ball…. Or something….
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JOCKS: (throws ball up into the air like shooting uhm… basketballs) WHOO!
(Well… TROY… being retarded, is the last one in the gym. And a basketball hits him in the head.)
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(Well, we're in…. algebra class… or advanced…. Considering TAYLOR and GABRIELLA are in the class… and so is SHARPAY. My, my. Well, SHARPAY crosses her arms, and slides down, so that she can see GABRIELLA under the shelf.)
SHARPAY: So!
(GABRIELLA shrieks and materials fly everywhere.)
GEEK GUY: Ow! My eye!
GEEK GIRL: Ooh! A pencil!
JOCK: Ahh! Spitball!
SHARPAY: How do you know Troy Bolton?
GABRIELLA: Magic.
SHARPAY: (fake laughs and then becomes serious) No, seriously. How do you know him?
GABRIELLA: It's a secret.
SHARPAY: It's not like you met up with him over vacation and he became your one-night stand and vice versa.
(GABRIELLA stays silent.)
SHARPAY: (out loud) Oh my pixie sticks! You had sex with Troy Bolton!
GABRIELLA: Yeah, Taylor! You had sex with Troy Bolton?
TAYLOR: I'm not part of this conversation.
CHEERLEADER #1: You female dog! Troy's mine!
CHEERLEADER #2: Ugh! You buttdonkey! He's mine!
CHEERLEADER #1: No, he's mine!
CHEERLEADER #2: No, he's mine!
(While the CHEERLEADERS are arguing over whom TROY belongs to…)
GABRIELLA: Don't be stupid, Sharpay. He was just showing me around.
SHARPAY: Oh…
GABRIELLA: Now thanks to you, I already got a title as "the girl who banged Troy when she really didn't".
SHARPAY: Well, sorry. You're the one who went all silent!
GABRIELLA: Just because I went silent, it doesn't mean that I'm hiding a secret! It simply means I'm ignoring you! Gosh… Oh, and teacher!
TEACHER: Yes?
GABRIELLA: I think you're in the wrong class…
TEACHER: What do you mean?
GABRIELLA: This is math. You're putting up science equations.
(SCIENCE) TEACHER: Oh, my, dearie. Thank you!
(The SCIENCE TEACHER bolts out the classroom.)
MATH TEACHER: She's gone? We were having a nice cup of tea…. (puts up wrong equation on board)
GABRIELLA: It's sixteen over pi, miss!
MATH TEACHER: No it isn't. Don't correct me because I'm always right.
GABRIELLA: Okay… If you want to teach us the wrong way and then you later get yourself fired for doing so, go ahead. You're the teacher.
(MATH TEACHER goes to calculator and punches in the numbers.)
MATH TEACHER: I stand corrected.
EVERYBODY: Gasp! She corrected math teacher!
MATH TEACHER: (yells at EVERYBODY) SHUT UP! You're making me feel stupid.
JOCK: (to CHEERLEADER #2) It's because she is.
MATH TEACHER: Boy, you better run. (rolls up sleeves)
(The JOCK runs out the door and never came back that day.)
MATH TEACHER: Anybody want to challenge me and get on my nerves? (to GABRIELLA) Oh, and welcome aboard the math express.
(GABRIELLA is probably thinking like "WTF! Math express? Sooooo corny." Meanwhile, TAYLOR is looking at her like she has a plan going on in her mind. SHARPAY gasps and slides back, and then taps her fingers on the table.)
MATH TEACHER: Stop it, Sharpay.
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Uhm… I just had to put Aquamarine…
Someone tell me what's next! Or… just tell me what happens for the rest of the movie! Keep me writing!
Edit….
OH MY EFFING GODNESS! I just saw "Heist" and all of a sudden, like.. uhm… er.. Zac, yea… he has the bomb! And then he's like "Hurry up, man!" to the clerk, and then he went outside with the money and the cops caught him and then they told him to drop it. So, he did and then the bomb started beeping and then like, it went back to the original thieves, and then all of a sudden, it went back to Zac and he exploded! OMIGOSH! It was soooooo sad and funny at the same time! I'm sorry but it was! Don't be hating! But, it was bad effects…. But still funny.. and sad…