Girl All the Bad Guys Want, a harry potter fanfic

"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"

Disclaimer: I don't ownHarry Potter or the song "Girl All the Bad Guys Want". Also, I got the idea to do a songfic from freedom.to.mix.it.up, whose friend is doing a series of songfics. Don't worry, I'm not ripping off your idea! Songfics are for everyone!

I sat in the common room at eight o'clock, just so I could watch her walk by on her way to detention. I'm finally gonna talk to her tonight. I will! But… she's just so…

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

When she strolled past me, her chains jangling loudly, she actually talked to me! She said, "Hey."

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Other than that, I'm just the useless redhead who has NO CLUE what a two way is. And when I watch her turn her pumpkin juice into a beer, I just want to kiss her. She'd knock me flat on my ass.

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She can see through me. really, it's like I'm not even there. I try to talk to Harry about her, but he's gone all moony over Loony. Hey! Maybe I should write a poem for Nona?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

Someone told me that she does weed. I don't care! Maybe I should get her some for her birthday! Where would I get weed at this hour? I bet Lee has some that he'll sell to me…

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

I can't be what she wants. I know I have to be true to myself, but why can't I be like Bill? Maybe I should grow out my hair and get an earring.

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

Her style is so… non-conforming that I just want to run up to her and hold her close to me. We would kiss… no, just stand near each other, and… oh, what's the use? It'll never happen.

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped...moped...

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!