Disclaimer: If I owned Final Fantasy VII, this fanfiction wouldn't be possible. Thank you, Square-Enix.

Notes: Insomnia sucks.

I might not update for about a week;then there will be a flood of updates... Yeah, when I get towards the end of a fic, I like to write the last chapters all at once...

Aerithism

Twenty: Hojie

"So what's da plan?"

"Well… We have three signals that are not stationary," Evere commented. "The only possibility would be three people are on the Sierra, er, Kelvin… Plus to the downfall of airship travel."

Nanaki's tag waved. "As pirates, we could pay them…"

Zax blinked, and a smile formed on his small lips. "Making them privateers, huh?" The teenager could barely contain his 'happy dance' that made his arms swing wildly. "Yeah! Wait… What about the others?"

"Bone Village, Highwind Town, and Kalm… Don't know who's who though."

Hojie the cat moved through the small house, his paws soundless on the wooden floors. A wicked smile crossed his lips as he paced the tiny living room.

The door to the kitchen opened slowly, but the cat already knew its target… It leapt, landing on the face of a very annoyed teenager. "Hojie… Heiress may like you, but I'd rather turn you into—"

"He's precious!" The brunette pulled the furball from the silver-haired girl's head. "Aren't you? Yes, you are. Yes you are."

"… You make me sick."

Green eyes blinked in confusion. "What did I do?"

Eyes narrowed, as a voice hissed, "That thing made a mess in the bathroom…"

"Hojie, you know your not suppose to—"

"Not that kind of mess." She waved a hand down the hallway towards the bathroom.

Heiress frowned and followed. The door opened, and everything looked normal. "I don't…"

The silver-haired girl lifted the toilet seat and pointed.

"… … Hojie, why is there a cross between an octopus and a squirrel in the bathroom?"

The cat looked up, a slight smile on his face. "Meow?"

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Sorry about the shortness, but I need a nap. Goodnight. Or good morning. Whatever.

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Afficiando: Aw, you flatter me… Actually, I was planning on making a list of the main and secondary characters with their previous incarnations at the end…