Disclaimer: If I owned Final Fantasy VII, this fanfiction wouldn't be possible. Thank you, Square-Enix.
Notes: I actually wrote a chapter that goes between the last one and this one. And the power went out… I really don't feel like rewriting it (wasn't that funny anyway). Basically, just the pirates picking up Dominic, Jeanne, and Cait Sith in Kalm (Yuffie's always had a thing for older men, huh?) and Sid's half-frozen ass in the Nibelheim mountains.
Aerithism
Twenty-four: REUNION
"This. Is. Not. #$&'n. Happening." Sid glared at the pilot of the Kelvin. "WHAT THE #$& HAVE YOU #$&'N' BEEN DOIN' TO MY #$&'N' BABY?"
"Can't you stay quiet for five minutes, Old Man?" Yoshoko hissed as she pulled the disgruntled young man out of the airship's bridge. "We're going to be in Cosmo Canyon soon, so try to keep the crazy to a minimum."
"Insanity is but the norm in this chaotic world."
"And you stop quoting weirdoes."
Red eyes blinked. "… I'm not quoting anyone."
"Sure you #$&'n' aren't."
"This is really getting old," Azrael rolled to the side, pulling Heiress into her embrace. "… Don't those idiots know people are sitting here?"
The brunette wiggled out of the younger girl's hold. "Why must you call everyone names? Do you have to be so childish?"
Green eyes narrowed. "Despite what you may think, everyone on this pathetic Planet is an idiot. Why else would they all argue over worshiping the same deity?" She stood and brushed red sand from her skort.
"You should learn to be nice."
"You should have your head checked."
Evere smiled as the remaining members of their reunion exited the Kelvin. Sid lit a cigarette while grimacing at a pair of overly excited brunets. Zack and Yuffie are too much alike.
"BOSS!" Cait… Sith? The black and white toy jumped from a bewildered, glasses-wearing girl's arms. How? "And Vincent told me he didn't know where you were!" The electronic cat bounced up and down.
A young man with piercing red eyes glided off the exit ramp. Different time, still creepy…
The glasses-wearing girl never managed to reach the ground. A gapping hole had appeared in her midsection…
… Mostly because Azrael had impaled the poor thing…
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