I know a website with a whole bunch of Rejected Harry Potter book titles. Here is the link: www . mugglenet . com / funlists / rejectedtitles . shtml (Take out the spaces.) So I am basing my stories on the titles found there. Just a short little drabble. This is my first HP fic, so plz R&R with no flames!
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Harry Potter and the Thing...You Know, the Thing
Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermoine were standing in the middle of the staircase looking down at the strange object in their midst.
"What is it?" asked Harry.
"I...I don't know," Hermoine replied.
"You? Not knowing something?" Ginny asked incredulously. Harry started laughing.
"Stop it!" Hermoine exclaimed jokingly.
Ron poked it gingerly with his pinky finger. "I think it's some kind of plant," he wondered, gesturing to tentacle-like appendages. "These could be roots."
"Good idea, Ron," Ginny said.
"Maybe we should get Professor Sprout to look at this," Harry suggested.
"I'll go get her!" Hermoine volunteered, running off down the hallway.
Ten minutes later, Hermoine had come back with Professor Sprout.
"Ah, yes! I was wondering where Milton went," the teacher cried.
"Milton?" the four students chimed in unison.
"Yes. The proper name is Miltoniun undergromprollette. I just ordered a whole bunch for my sixth-year class. But be careful not to touch them with bare skin. Otherwise, you'll grow tentacles." The Professor picked up the thing -- with her gloved hands, of course -- and walked away as Ron stared at his pinky finger in horror.
"Umm...Professor Sprout? Help? Please?" He and Hermoine ran after Professor Sprout as tentacles sprouted from his finger.
Harry and Ginny shot each other strange looks, then turned to see their best friends disappear out of sight.
"So...Ginny...wanna make out?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, sure," Ginny replied. Holding hands, they walked down the hall to find an empty classroom.
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Sorry if the characters were a little OOC. PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME!