Hello Loves new story.

This story will have numerous sequels following out every Zelda game except the gameboy games. The whole thing will be in third person. I hope you read, enjoy, and review.

The first I'll tackle is OoT, and then so on, and so forth.

Universal Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and myself. Erica owns herself, and other randomo OCs will be real people so they'll own themselves. Enjoy.

What Will It Take To Show You It's Not the Life It Seems?

It was a gray and windy day in Valdosta, Georgia. Not much was going on as two girls, one around 15, the other 16 walked around the local Colonial Mall arguing about...an ice-coffe.

"Dammit Erica! Gimme some!" The 5'1/5'2 15 year old said impatiently.

"Hmmmm...I don't think I will shorty." The 5'8/5'9 brunette said before taking another sip to piss the inky black haired girl off.

The other girl shot Erica a glare in which Erica shrugged it off and laughed.

"Here Jamie," Erica said with a small laugh to shortish girl, "If it means that much to you..."

Jamie grinned widely and sipped the delicious iced coffe through the straw.

(A/N: It really does taste good)

"Oooooooooooh!" Erica said happily as she skipped up to the Gamestop's display window, black bondage skirt waving madly behind her.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm..." Jamie sighed from the drink, "Starbucks."

Erica rolled her eyes in a friendly way at her rather 'special' and distracted friend.

"Check it out!" Erica exclaimed, hands and faced pressed against the window.

"What? Glass?" Jamie snorted, as she twirled the straw through the thick whipped cream at the bottom of the cup.

Erica rolled her eyes at her slightly dense friend once again, "No dumbass! They re-released Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Gamecube!" She replied still looking at the poster in the window.

(A/N: Look I know that happened a long time ago...but for the sake of the story...)

Jamie checked her pocket, rummaging through coins and other crap you find in a pocket.

Hmmmm, I have 40 bucks...She thought to herself.

"Let's buy it!" Jamie breathed expressing her thoughts.

"Awesomist!" Erica exclaimed.

They walked into the Gamestop, rather flustered from the wind blowing their clothes everywhere. As Jamie walked through the games pulling down her My Chemical Romance tour T-shirt with the band dates on the back she waved to her friend Mikey who worked there and he waved back.

(A/N: Mikey is my buddy and he actually works at our Gamestop and owns himself and his coolness.)

"What can I do for you dorks today?" Mikey asked as he brushed his hand through his jet-black streaked purple hair.

"Tch, your uncle's a dork." Jamie shot back shifting through the shelves in the Gamecube section looking for Zelda.

"I know, but we are not talking about my uncle! And coming from the girl who still thinks a fat man comes 'round every year to her house." Mikey retorted.

"Hey! Are you talking about my Uncle Don! He is pleasantly plump thank you very much, not fat! AND he already came round this year! Jamie said.

Mikey rolled his eyes and re-adjusted his name tag.

Erica whispered something in Jamie's ear.

"Ooooooooooh...Hey! Leave Santa out of this!" Jamie said still digging for the Zelda game.

Erica laughed as she re-adjusted her The Distillers shirt, which nicely reflected her naturally some what tan skin.

"Shut up you whore!" Jamie jokingly snapped to her near hysterics friend.

This undoubtly made Erica laugh harder.

"If I'm a whore, then what does that make you?" Erica questioned, now looking through some of the Video game and Anime/Manga action figures on display.

"A slightly higher on the food chain whore who makes out with Branden Urie in the Panic!At the Disco, 'But It's Better If You Do' video" Jamie said nonchantly.

"You like Branden Urie?" Erica said suprised, as she picked up and examined a Final Fantasy figure.

(A/N: Erica I can't remember your favorite character so you fill it in -smiles-)

"Yeah! That dude's a fag!" Mikey added, "Who wears alotta makeup." As he joined Erica in looking at action figures.

"Nah, I don't like him. But I like the band and that song." Jamie replied, as she stroked her pale fingers through her inky bluish/black hair, fustrated she hadn't found the game yet.

"Yeah, cos the other day you said Glenn Danzig was hot and that wouldn't add up..." Erica said drifting off as she checked the price tag on the action figure that caught her interest.

"Glenn Danzig is hot, and his band is so kickass.." Jamie replied as she shifted Animal Crossing to the side still searching for Zelda...

"Damn straight!" Mikey agreed gazing down happily at his the Misfits tee.

Erica smiled as she began to hum Last Caress by the Misfits.

"Woo!" Jamie said happily, "Favorite Misfits song!" As she contined her search in vain.

"I got something to say, I killed your baby today, And it doesn't matter much to me, As long as it's dead" Mikey began to sing as he stuck so marked down Animes on the shelves behind Jamie resuming his job.

"Well I got something to say, I raped your mother today, And it doesn't matter much to me, As long as she spread" Erica added as she put the action figure back down and started to help Jamie find the game so they could hole up in Jamie, and Jamie's Dad's apartment and play it.

"Sweet lovely death, I'm waiting for your breath, Let me take, one last caress" Jamie sang as her expression changed.

"Final-fucking-lly!" Jamie exclaimed with a huge grin spread across her pale white face, waving the game victoriously.

"I take it she found it?" Mikey asked Erica sarcastically.

Erica smiled and did her and Jamie's weird 'victorious' hand sign.

(A/N: Remeber the weird victorious hand sign Gerard Way does in the I'm Not Okay (I Promise) video when he recieves a F in the begininig of the video? That one.)

"Bang it up, my good chap." Jamie said in a faux and sorry British accent. As she walked up to the checkout counter; Erica in tow.

"First, I'm not gonna knock up a video game, secondly, when the Hell did you become British?" Mikey questioned as he scanned the game.

"First," Jamie mimicked him, "That game doesn't want you to be it's baby's daddy, secondly, ever since I fucked Ryou Bakura." She finished as she flipped through the latest Game Informer on display on the counter, "Oh that Joe cracks me up..."

(A/N: Joe is a reveiwer from said magazine, he makes me laugh alot so does Kato, Reiner, and all the rest of them.)

Erica leaned over Jamie's shoulder and read what she was looking at, "Liers never prosper." She sang in a fake sing-song voice.

"Tch, living proof hanging over my shoulder." Jamie said as she put the magazine back (Erica smacked her in the shoulder) and took the bag from Mikey, "Thanks Babe."

"Any time dahling heart." Mikey said as he pecked Jamie's cheek and went back to work.

(A/N: Me and Mikey are friends. Mikey is gay. Mikey does that to all his girl friends. No romance. I know. It's sad. He's hot. Yum.)

As the duo left for the door Mikey yelled out, "Watch out for them bears!" at which they laughed their asses off at.

(A/N: Don't understand? Watch the Colbert Report, then you'll understand..)

As Erica and Jamie left the store back into the (Now raining) streets of Valdosta, they started having a random conversation.

"You think I'm weird? Hun you were the one who almost split her hand open on a swing, blood gushing everywhere, and all you worried about was 'Damn! My hat better not have blood on it!'" Jamie said with a smile on her face, as they passed a TGI Friday's.

"Me the weirdist?" Erica replied, "Youe were the on sneaking around at night looking for cookies and you ran into a wall blinded by the dark and two big-ass fish fell on your head!" Erica said as they rushed down the sidewalk, past a Marco Polo's.

"Ow..." Jamie said rubbing her head, "That really hurt!" As they finally approached Jamie's apartment buiding.

(A/N: All those things actually happened to us -laughs- Oh, and I know Valdosta has no apartment bulidings except in Downtown but for the sake of the story...)

They entered the buliding and ran up the grey cemented stairs, because they were to anxious to wait for an empty elevator.

After dodging crack, fungus, and other stuff growing through the stairs they entered the 7th floor; Jamie's floor.

"Okay Erica," Jamie started, "You know the drill," Erica nodded, "Not a sound..or it's bloody murder for the both of us." she finished, as she dug in her pocket for her apartment key.

Now Jamie's father was a complictated man. He was okay except when he was drunk. You avoided him at all costs when he was drunk. He always got drunk at night, and dozed off in the living room (Eventually dragging himsef to his bed around midnight) at 7 every day.

If you didn't mess with him at night, you wouldn't know the man had a problem, but if you did...well it was your ass on the line.

The two girls crept through the basically half-way kept apartment; not a wreck, but not Martha Stewart expectations.

As they tip-toed to Jamie's room they sam a middle-aged man snoring softly on a recliner faced infront of a decent sized television (They weren't poor), beer bottles strewn all around the recliner, as Reno 911 blared at a low volume from the set.

Jamie smiled as they ade it to her room sucessfully, quietly locking her door and kickinng her shoes off.

"Erica." She whispered (Just in case), as she took the plastic off her game, readying to slip it into her Gamecube.

"Yeah." She whispered back, pulling some blankets and pillows out of Jaime's closet so they could be comfortable why the played.

"Can you turn the stereo on low?" Jamie asked in the same low tone as she looked out the window to find rain lashing at it violently.

"Sure Babe..." Erica said a she crossed over to Jamie's stereo and put on a Taking Back Sunday CD (Tell All Your Friends).

Soon 'Timberwolves of New Jersey' softly flitted throughout the room.

Jamie smiled as she flicked on the t.v. (Volume on low.), propped a pillow under her arms, and readied the controller in her hands as Link came on the screen riding Epona, and the title came on in a misty/swirly type of way.

Erica settled heself next to Jamie brunette hair falling over chocolate brown eyes, curled like a cat into a pillow, while her eyes rested on the screen, ready to take over when Jamie beat the Deku Tree.

But as soon as Jamie pressed play something weird happened, a shock went through her; like the time she was bored she stuck her finger in an electrical socket.

(A/N: I've actually have done that...Well..I am Jamie.)

Erica surprised grabbed Jamie to see if she was okay but then she felt the shock and coudn't pull away.

Then everything went black...

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Jamie woke up groggily and looked to her side and saw Erica still out, and then she blanched.

Erica looked like she was 10. Her brown hair still was at medium length and the covered her chocolate brown eyes a bit. Her tanish skin clashed a little with the green the was decked out in. She had on a green strappless dress with a brown sash that went down to he knees, and brown boots that went up to a little below her knees.

The way she was dressed it looked like someone dressed her instead of herself, as it was a little loose in some places.

Jamie heaved herself off the white sheeted bad she awoke in, and walked over to a mirror and almost face-faulted.

She herself looked around 10. Her inky black/bluish hair was still medium length to he shoulders againt her pale white skin. Her eyes were still the natural jade green they were before they left.

She was dressed in the same dress and boots Erica was in.

But where the fuck was she?

Did you like? Reveiw and'll continue. By the way all descriptions I give are real. Personality wise, and look wise (My hair is dyed that color, it's not natural duh) All OCs are real people.

The Joe from Game Informer joke was in the staff thingy from March this year Joe said he spent his whole birthday trying to convince people telling them he was drunk in a airport. Yes, that made me laugh.

Ciao