Chapter two of Operation: Eliminate Lee and Gai. Enjoy!

Neji made the finishing touches on the plan. "This is such a great plan! I'm glad that I thought of it!" said Neji look proud. Tenten just rolled her eyes. "Anyway we have to give them these tickets to the Zoo. I'll give Lee his and you give the other to Gai OK?" explained Tenten. "Yea Yea."

Tenten went to Lee's house, rang the doorbell, left the ticket on the doorstep and ran like hell giggling madly. Lee opened the door and looked around. 'I wonder who rang my doorbell…' wonder Lee. As he was about to close the door he sees an envelope on the doorstep. "I wonder what this is!" exclaimed Lee a little to happily. I mean it was only a regular envelope with a ticker inside, of course her doesn't know about that but still…its just envelope….

ANYWAY.. Back to the story.

Lee enthusiastically ripped open the envelope, almost ripping the ticket in half. He stood there, staring at the ticket, which said: "A Free Day At The Zoo Pass!" Lee finally registered what the words meant and started jumping in the air and dance with made a old woman passing by faint. "YOSH!" yelled Lee and he ran inside to tell his sensei about the ticket.

"Hello" answered Gai.

"HI Gai-sensei! Guess what?"

"What my student?" asked

"SOMEONE RANG MY DOORBELL AND WHEN I ANSWERED THERE WAS NO ONE THERE! BUT WHEN I LOOKED DOWN THERE WAS A ENVELOPE!"

"Oh what was in the envelope Lee?"

"IT WAS A FREE ALL-DAY PASS…"

"Sorry Lee the doorbell rang, wait a moment…"

5 minutes and a old faint lady later…

"LEE GUESS WHAT I GOT!"

"WHAT DID YOU GET SENSEI?"

"I GOT A FREE ALL-DAY PASS TO KONOHA'S ZOO!"

"YOSH GAI-SENSEI! I GOT ONE TOO!"

"TOO CELEBRATE THIS, TOMORROW WILL BE A DAY OFF FROM TRAINING AND WE SHALL GO TO THE ZOO!"

"OK SEE YOU TOMORROW!"

(Damn it hurt to write all of that in caps….)

Lee hanged up the phone and started at the ticket excitedly. Suddenly without warning he started to do that dance. The landlord came to his door to collect the rent opened the door and saw the horrid sight, became blind, fell down the stairs into the street where she god ran over by rapid Sasuke fan-girls who where doing what they do best. Yup! You guessed it chasing Sasuke. ANYWAY back to the Lee. He had stopped dance and went to bed for the big day tomorrow.

In a secret cave….

Neji walked to the secret cave. "Report." stated Tenten. "Operation Give Lee and Gai tickets, COMPLETED." Tenten smiled, "Excellent" then she started laughing manically and soon after Neji joined in. they continued this until Tenten glanced at the evil watch on her evil wrist and gasped. "Shit it's 10 p.m.! I was suppose to be home at 6! My mom is going to kill me!" and with that Tenten left Neji, who was laughing manically until he noticed that he was only. After stand there for a few moments he left and went home.

The next day, Team Gai's Training Grounds….

"NEJI, TENTEN! GUESS WHAT WE GOT!" yelled Lee and Gai at the same time. "What?" asked Tenten. "WE GOT A FREE ALL-DAY PASS TO KONOHA'S ZOO!" they both yelled excitedly. "What a coincidence!" exclaimed Neji. "We got tickets too!"

"YOSH THAT MEANS ALL OF US WILL GET TO GO TO THE ZOO!" and with that they all went to the zoo.

At the Zoo…(wow, who knew that they were going there?)

Neji looked at the map of the zoo. "I think we should see the Camels first…" said Neji to everyone else. Lee looked confused and asked, "Gai-sensei, what's a camel?" Gai stared at Lee for like 5 minutes before yelling "I HAVE NO IDEA LEE BUT I BET IT WILL BE AWESOME!" And gave Lee a Nice Guy pose (a.k.a the Pose of death to others besides Lee and Gai.). One of the guys that was standing on a ladder feeding the lions from over their tank saw it because he heard someone yelling. He died instantly and fell over into the tank where the lions feasted upon his corpse. Gai saw this and shrugged it off and they went to the Camel Exhibition. (that poor poor guy….oh well!)

When they got there Lee gasp. "THOSE are camels?" Neji sighed and pointed to a sign that said: THIS EXHIBITION CONTAINS CAMELS. Lee shrugs it off. I mean that sign was easy to see! It wasn't like 10 feet wall and 10 feet wide and it wasn't right infront of him right? Wrong it was 10X10 and was right infront of Lee. How he missed it…. only Lee knows…. but lets not get into that.

The camels stood right infront of the fence keeping them from escaping and with out warning, they started spitting. Neji and Tenten of course planned this so they brought umbrellas. Lee and Gai stood there getting pummeled by flying spit. Lee was in awe and had is mouth opened. After that display of grossness was over. Lee and Gai came out of their gaze. Lee swallowed the spit without knowing and yelled "THAT WAS AWESOME!" A spit covered Gai turned to Lee and gave him a Nice Guy Pose, which sadly killed another civilian. Gai AGAIN shrugged the guys death off as well, like it just didn't happened and asked Neji what they were going to see next. "Next we are going to the Bird Cage. In this exhibit, we can walk into the cage and see the birds up close." "Alright, Lets go!" yelled Tenten. Everyone in the zoo stared at her. "What?" everyone looked away. "WHAT?" she yelled but no one answered. 'Is it me or is everyone acting weird today?' thought Tenten. ANYWAY! The group walk inside the Bird Cage and stared at all the birds. Lee yelled and pointed at a regular fat pigeon sitting on a tree branch. "Isn't that the most beautiful bird you ever saw Gai-sensei?" cried Lee with tears running down his cheeks. Gai could only nod as his breath was taking from the 'beauty' of the pigeon. Neji and Tenten didn't bother tell them that it was a regular pigeon because it would ruin the plan…

Dun dun dunnnnnn! What is Neji and Tenten's plan with the pigeons? What will the pigeons do? Why am I asking you these questions? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Operation: Eliminate Lee and Gai! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! I KNOW I HAVE TO REMIND YOU GUYS EVERY CHAPTER!

Later!