I had to talk a break on updating so soon. I did it because I was bored and had nothing better to do so yea…ANYWAY! Chapter Three…Enjoy!

To the Zoo Part one!

As Gai and Lee stared at the pigeons and all their 'beauty', Tenten and Neji started making hand signals to other pigeons. In a matter of 5 minutes 20 pigeons came out of nowhere and sat on the tree inform of Gai and Lee. Lee let out a surprised gasp and Gai shed a single tear. Neji made a lone sign and both Neji and Tenten pulled out umbrellas. As that happened the pigeons turned their backs on the group, tail feathers and 'pooped' on Lee and Gai. The two stood there getting pooped on with surprise expressions on their faces. Gai looked at his mini-me and yelled: "LEE! THESE BEAUTIFUL BIRDS HAVE SHOWERED US WITH GIFTS!" Lee 'Yoshed' and they hugged and other crap.

5 minutes later…

Neji had a vein throbbed on his forehead as the two still hugged and crap. Then after 5 more minutes he got so pissed that he got into his Gentle Fist (of course there is nothing 'gentle' about the gentle fist) and Gentle Fisted the hugging pair apart. Tenten sighed in relief that she didn't have to summon all her weapons to destroy Gai and Lee. If she did she would have the police, her mom, and everyone on her case. But worse of all she would have to pick all the weapons up! Which is so annoying. Anyway Tenten and Neji dragged Lee and Gai over to the Gorilla Exhibit. When they got there, they saw a big ass Gorilla Eating a banana. Tenten couldn't resist the urge… She point at the one of the gorillas and yelled "Hey Gai! Why is your uncle in the cage with the gorilla.!" This 'joke' fell on death ears except from said gorilla, who was offend by being called Gai's uncle proceeded to attack Tenten and beat the living hell out of her but the cage prevented that. Neji grabbed all three of them and dragged them onto the next exhibit which were the Foxes…When the group got there, there was a zoo official saying that visitors could on in the cage and pet the foxes…Lee and Gai squealed like two schoolgirls and ran into the cage. Tenten slipped the Zoo official a 20 and whispered "sick the foxes on the two in green." He nodded and snapped his fingers.

Inside the cage…

"Gai! Aren't these foxes the cuuuuuuutest things you ever saw?" half asked and half yelled Lee. "No my youthful student!" yelled. Gai. Lee looks confused and asks what is the cutes thing Gai ever saw. "You Lee!" yells Gai. The two hug and shed tears of joy or whatever feeling they are currently in. The hugging pair horrifies the foxes. Their horror turns into anger and rage and when they heard a snap from the Zoo official they grinned and attacked! Poor Gai and Lee never say what hit them but they assume it was the foxes. Before the foxes got the chance to attack a second time, Lee and Gai went all postal on the foxes, kicking and punching and stab…uhhh…kicking and punching. Tenten and Neji waited anxiously for Lee and Gai to come out. 5 minutes later the pair comes out of the cage. Tenten and Neji gasp to see…that Gai and Lee are basically unharmed. The two walk away over to the reptile house. Tenten glared at then Zoo official and snatched back the 20. Neji grabbed Tenten and dragged her to the reptile house where they met up with Gai and Lee. There, they saw a HUGE ASS boa constrictor, which was like 100 feet long. Gai and Lee did their usually thing and ticked the HUGE ASS boa constrictor off and it smashed the glass with its powerful tail and wrapped it around Lee and Gai. They yelled out in pain while Tenten and Neji sat there eating popcorn and sipping soda. Gai then somehow got free and stared at his student (Lee) who was being taken away back into the tank. "Hey you HUGE ASS boa constrictor!" yelled Gai at the HUGE ASS boa constrictor. The boa constrictor stared at Gai in disgust and Gai stared back. Then suddenly without warning Gai did his Deadly Nice Guy Pose of DOOM! Which killed the boa constrictor, which in turn, released Lee, who ran to Gai crying and hugging. The guy in charge of the reptile house stared at the tank then at the boa constrictor, fell on his knees, threw his hands into the air and yelled: "NOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! NOOOOO!" He went on like that for a while occasionally taking breaths so he does not die form lack of oxygen. The group been left after 5 minutes of watching him yell. Gai wiped his sweaty brow and sighed with relief "Yosh! I avoided another lawsuit…." He glanced at his students and said, "Did I say lawsuit? I meant banishment! Damn! Did I say banishment! I meant to say restraining order! Did I say restraining order! I meant…Never mind…." Neji and Tenten shook their heads and Lee…. just was acting like Lee….

Tenten started to panic. She thought the HUGE ASS boa constrictor would have gotten rid of those basta…I mean Lee and Gai, but it didn't seem to work. She looked at around to see which animal they should visit next. She kept looking until she saw the elephants and grinned evilly. She grabbed Neji and told him her plan and he grinned also. The two started cackle evilly buts stopped when everyone near by stared at them and Lee and Gai edge away from the pair. Tenten flipped everyone off and dragged her team with her to the elephants.

At the Elephant exhibit….

Once the group got to the cage, Gai and Lee ran to the cage and 'ohh' and 'ahh' at what they saw. A newly born elephant came to the cage and stuck its trunk in between the holes. Lee 'awwed' and petted the 'cute' elephant. Tenten and Neji stood about 5 feet away from the cage knowing what was about to happen. You see what their plan was to pay the baby elephant (with peanuts) to walk over to the cage for Gai and Lee to pet it. Then the mother and friends would come over toss, Gai and Lee into the cage and trample them to the ground. Yup! That was their plan. Awesome isn't it? Of course!

As Gai and Lee pet the infant elephant, the momma elephant and her friends charge over to the fence. Gai and Lee look up in awe and the momma elephant grabs them and toss them over the fence. Her and her friends turn and charge at the unlucky duo as the duo run for their lives. The infant runs over to this peanut stash and starts eating. Tenten and Neji walk over. "May we join you" asked Neji. The infant nods so Tenten and Neji sit down and eat as Lee and Gai run from the elephants.

Half an hour later…

Lee and Gai some how out smart the elephants and escaped the cage. Tenten and Neji wave their goodbyes and left. Something registered in Neji's brain. It said: TENTEN'S PLAN FAILED! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? Outside, you can see that Neji was calm and collected but inside was another story. Shall we take a look?

Inside Neji's brain…

Little Nejis were running around in the mist of chaos. Some were even running in circles! "WHAT THE HELL SHOULD WE DO!" yelled on little Neji. "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!" yelled another. They all continued to run and run…. until one little Neji thought of an idea that restored order.

Outside world….

Neji snapped out of his gaze and told Tenten his plan, which consists of them, going to the Cat House. Tenten grinned and pushed Gai and Lee to the Cat House. At the cathouse there were…. You guessed it! Cats! But not just any cats. Oh no. But big cats such as lions and tigers! Anyway Gai's 'posse' went straight to the tigers because Tenten insisted it…. so they went to see the tigers. "What a beautiful animal…" surprisingly whispered Lee and Gai (NO! Not at the same time…gosh..). The tigers where lying around being lazy-asses…. some annoying looking kid…(Konohamaru….sp?) who Tenten paid 20 dollars, started tapping on the glass. At the tigers ignored the tapping but soon it became VERY annoying, just like the kid who was doing it, but they don't know that… when the enraged tigers looked up to see who was tapping Konohamaru pointed at Gai and Lee with out them knowing and ran. Tenten and Neji stepped away from them, as a BIG ASS tiger like jumped over the damn tank and growled at Lee and Gai. They gulped (YES! At the same time!) and started running for their lives AGAIN!. This went on for twenty minutes until the Zoo manager put the tiger back AND basically banning the group from ever coming back to the Zoo…EVER! Gai and Lee shrugged it off, they just notice that they were having a bad day but they shrugged it off. There was always the Zoo next door! As for Tenten and Neji….they were Pissed….VERY pissed if you were to approach them right now…well lets say that you would be maimed so much or would just be killed…. The two left in hopes of making a new plan in Eliminating Lee and Gai!

Yea…that was chapter three….

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