Chapter 4…Enjoy…

The Next Day at Team Gai's Training Ground….

Neji arrived at the training ground where his team met at and sat next to Tenten. Next to Tenten, were many balled up pieces of paper. It was obvious that she was trying to come up with a plan but was failing miserably. "I got it!" Yelled Neji. Tenten and Lee looked at him. Lee ran over and asked, "Got what Neji?" "I got a can of whopped-ass if you don't get away from me punk!" said Neji and a semi-cold voice. Lee sniffled and ran back over to Gai crying, who in turn hugged Lee to give him comfort. Tenten and Neji shuddered. "We seriously need to kill them." Said Tenten in a deadly voice that if you heard it…. you would be..Dead. Neji was of course unaffected by it because he's…Neji but that's off topic. Neji nods in agreement to what Tenten said and they both put on thinking caps, which consist of a top hat with a question mark on top, and they started to brainstorm.

Neji's Thoughts…

Hmm…what to think…what to think…Oh I know! We can kill them during our training session! Neji you are one smart guy!

Neji nods at his idea and waits for Tenten to come out of her thoughts.

Tenten's Thoughts…

Thinking… is… so…HARD! Wait…we can push them off a cliff! Muahaha! That's the perfect plan! Tenten you are one smart girl…Oh and hott too! Neji just can't talk his eyes off you! Omg he's staring at me!

Indeed Neji had been staring at Tenten because she was feeling on her self while thinking how hott she was. Neji was a little (a lot) creeped out and backed away from her. Tenten finally snaps out of her thoughts and shares her idea. " I say we lure them over to a cliff and push them off!" yelled Tenten as she laughed insanely. Neji played the idea through his mind.

Neji's Thoughts.. Again…

Neji and Tenten successfully lure Gai and Lee over to a conveniently nearby cliff (placed by the author… Hehe). Both Neji and Tenten see Gai and Lee close to the edge of the cliff. Then they tackle Lee and Gai off the cliff except that Lee and Gai used their ninja skills to dodge the two offenders. Tenten and Neji fall off the cliff.

Neji slapped Tenten on the back of her head and whispered furiously "That was that stupidest idea I have ever heard!" Tenten bowed her head in defeat but then but then looked up and yelled "Oh yeah? What's your idea Mr.SmartAss!" Neji grinned arrogantly and told Tenten his plan. "During this training session we will go all out in sparring and weapon throwing practicing!" exclaimed Neji. Tenten played the idea in her mind.

Tenten's Thoughts…. AGAIN…

Tenten ends up sparring against Lee but randomly choosing his name out of a hat and Neji with Gai for the same reason. They both go all out during the sparring session as if it was a life-death situation. Lee and Gai end up totally beat up. Then its target practice! Gai and Lee are to tired to run or even take off their weights so they are pretty much obliterated from the face of the earth. They look like green, orange, and red pin cushions.

Tenten grinned and looked at Neji who still had that arrogant grin on his face. She scowled and slapped him on the back of his head and told him to 'shut up'. Neji continued to grin until Tenten cracked and yelled. "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! YOUR PLAN IS GOOD OK!" Neji's grin only widens and he nodded while Gai and Lee stared at her. Gai motioned for Lee to check out on what's happening with his two teammates. 'They sure have been acting weirdly recently especially at the Zoo…How come only me and Gai got attacked by those animals…?' Lee just shrugged it off as Gai shrugged off the 2 people and 1 boa constrictor he killed with his Nice Guy Pose of DOOM! (Every time I mention Gai's 'pose', I'll switch between 'Good' and 'Nice' just so you know…) "So…. Why did you scream just then Tenten?" asked Lee. Tenten who had her back facing Lee turned her head backwards and said in a dark demonic voice. "Go away puny human!" If you looked closely, you can see a dark spot at Lee's crotch and buttocks area. Lee, obviously was so scared, that pissed and shitted himself. Neji smelled it and almost gagged but controlled himself. Lee finally got the use of his legs back and ran at from speed towards Gai where Gai comforted Lee even if he smelled like piss and shit. After about 5 minutes of hugging and comforting the scared-shitless Lee, Gai mentioned that he could not hold his breath much longer and order Lee to run home and take a shower. Lee saluted Gai and ran home at full speed. Gai stopped holding his breath at Lee ran away and breathed in fresh air.

Tenten looks at Gai then at Neji. "We should strike him while he is vulnerable while during the training session." Both of them nod to each other and appear near Gai. "OK my other youthful and non-smelling students! We will spar until Lee gets back. Both of you against me!" Tenten and Neji smirk and nod. "On your mark! Get set…. GO!" Yells Gai as Neji and Tenten charge at him. Tenten pulls out 5 kunai while Neji assaults Gai in taijutu. Tenten waits for the right moment and throws the kunai. "Wow Tenten! If I didn't know better, I would say you were trying to kill me!" laughed Gai as he barely dodged another kunai and Neji's punch. Tenten didn't answer but smirked and threw more. Then suddenly Lee runs back to the training ground to see his teammates and sensei 'sparring'. "Lee help me defeat your teammates!" yelled Gai "Yosh! Of course Gai!" answered Lee and joins the battle. 'Damn we where suppose to take them on one at a time not at the same time…' thought Neji as he gets receives a roundhouse kick to the head and hits a tree. "NOOOOO!" yells Tenten and takes out her scroll and summons all her weapons, which shoot out and attack Gai and Lee. The duo run for their lives as weapons chase them. Lee runs around Tenten in circles with kunai chasing him and Gai also runs in circles around the tree where Neji is at also with weapons chasing him. Tenten and Neji burst out laughing, which soon turns into insane laughter. Gai and Lee still run.

5 hours later…

Both Gai and Lee are still running but are tiring quickly especially with their weights on…. to bad they weren't smart enough to take them off….Oh well! After the first 10 minutes of watching Gai and Lee being chased Neji and Tenten got bored fast so they started playing Go Fish!

"Neji? Got and 3's?"

"Go Fish!"

"Damn!"

"Tenten got any 5" Tenten sighs and hands him a 5.

"Neji got any Kings?"

"Go Fish!"

"Crap…"

3 hours later…

Gai and Lee finally pasted out and got stabbed by the multiple weapons, but Neji and Tenten didn't notice! No! They where still play Go Fish!

"Neji…got any…. Queens?"

"Go Fish Tenten" Yelled Neji alittle to…enthusiastically

"Dammit!" yelled Tenten as she slammed her cards to the ground.

"Calm down Tenten! Its just a game." Reassured Neji.

"Yea but you keep winning, like, like, you can see my ca…rds…." Tenten's face went red with anger and Neji paled. Tenten pulled out a second summon scroll and summoned twice as many weapons then the first one and they all flew at Neji who ran like a bitch while scream. "NOOOOOOO! Tenten I'm sorry! Ill never Cheap at Go Fish again! Im Sorry! Uhg!" Neji tripped over a conveniently place rock (He he) that was infront of him and got hit by all the weapons. Tenten sighed in contentment and walked home leaving the injured males behind.

I hoped I didn't have to remind you all but it seems I do…. REVIEW! And it you have any ideas for the story please tell me. Thank You!